RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

They’re a fecking weird lot.

Imagine pretending you’re a scouser with a name like Emilia. Wise up.
 
Red Devil Rising said:
His jaw actually defies the laws of physics

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He looks like a fecking undertaker in a suit.
 
IrishRedDevil said:
We have all had to listen to Sky morph into Liverpool TV, ('Mo Salah ye little dancer' being screamed when he scored, as just one example) yet these muppets want to cry when someone celebrates the other way.
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He's an ex Barcelona players. What are they moaning at? it's not as if he's got no connection to the club :lol:
 
IrishRedDevil said:
We have all had to listen to Sky morph into Liverpool TV, ('Mo Salah ye little dancer' being screamed when he scored, as just one example) yet these muppets want to cry when someone celebrates the other way.
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I'm in favour of anything that winds them up at this point. I hope when City win the league on the final day they just run montage after montage of City, completely reducing Liverpool to a side note in the whole season.
 
VeevaVee said:
We've had to endure them enjoying themselves for too long now.



Unfortunately I think they'll still big them up. Just not for as long.
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The Liverpool pundits will but no one remembers the best placed losers apart from the losers themselves. All this talk of 'people will remember us no matter what' is people clinging to the hope they will be relevant for years.
 
Hoof The Ball said:
II Kop: 1-6

1Now the days of Brendan (whom is called Brent) drew nigh that he should depart; and he charged Klopp the Bavarian, saying,

2"Depart henceforth to the Camp of Nou and take with thouest thy Gegenpress regiment, that thou shouldst encamp them and destroyeth them in their iniquity."

3"And keep the charge of the LORD Rafa, your God, as it is written in the book of Kop, that thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest, lest laughter once more be heard across the land."

4The Kopites therefore went unto the Camp of Nou to wage war with the Catalonians, intent to smite the Valverde the valour and Lord Leo the Lionheart. The Kopites struck with great numbers, but their weapons were blunt.
And King Leo rose up to meet them, stepped from his throne ladened with colours of blue and scarlet, and struck the Kopites with a mortal blow from seventy cubits distance.

5And thus, the Catalonians laid siege to the Province of Kop, destroying their idols; there was great lamenting and tears. The Kopites proceeded to rend their shellsuit garments, for King Leo and his army sacked the land, and nothing stood anymore in the land, not even the Tower of Babel.

6For the prophecy of old as foretold by Alex the Prophet was shown true. "From the victory march of April 28th, 1990, 10,627 days shall pass henceforth in desolation for the Kopites without victory once more. For not even the coming of Mohammed the Ground-worshipper shall cause them to prosper. There shalt be laughter across the land for all eternity."
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Not bad, not bad at all!
 
passing-wind said:
Liverpool deserve to win last night, they practically played Barcelona off the park. It was the difference in quality which decided the game, that midfield of Wjnaldem, Henderson, Milner let them down they lack quality in the final third. Salah and Mane also surprisingly morphed into Rashford for 90 mins didn't help their case.
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How did they deserve to win then?
 
SER19 said:
Her page is hysterical :lol: fans took a 2 hour easyjet flight to Barcelona and the last 2 days she's reporting with this sort of monumental overtone as if they've just said farewell to loved ones and crossed Europe on elephant :lol: only Liverpool fans can achieve this brand of cringe
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I noticed the same thing :lol:. Liverpool fans are something else. All to get fecking spanked 3-0 as well :lol:.
 
Hoof The Ball said:
II Kop: 1-6

1Now the days of Brendan (whom is called Brent) drew nigh that he should depart; and he charged Klopp the Bavarian, saying,

2"Depart henceforth to the Camp of Nou and take with thouest thy Gegenpress regiment, that thou shouldst encamp them and destroyeth them in their iniquity."

3"And keep the charge of the LORD Rafa, your God, as it is written in the book of Kop, that thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest, lest laughter once more be heard across the land."

4The Kopites therefore went unto the Camp of Nou to wage war with the Catalonians, intent to smite the Valverde the valour and Lord Leo the Lionheart. The Kopites struck with great numbers, but their weapons were blunt.
And King Leo rose up to meet them, stepped from his throne ladened with colours of blue and scarlet, and struck the Kopites with a mortal blow from seventy cubits distance.

5And thus, the Catalonians laid siege to the Province of Kop, destroying their idols; there was great lamenting and tears. The Kopites proceeded to rend their shellsuit garments, for King Leo and his army sacked the land, and nothing stood anymore in the land, not even the Tower of Babel.

6For the prophecy of old as foretold by Alex the Prophet was shown true. "From the victory march of April 28th, 1990, 10,627 days shall pass henceforth in desolation for the Kopites without victory once more. For not even the coming of Mohammed the Ground-worshipper shall cause them to prosper. There shalt be laughter across the land for all eternity."
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:lol::lol:
 
Emilia and the Defectives
 
big rons sovereign said:
It's almost as if former Liverpool and Real Madrid stars Owen and Mcmanaman were the impartial pundits last night.
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English commentators do my head in. Barca started the game and had a few great moments in a row. Said nothing. Liverpool had their first venture into the area and Alan Smith brought up how dangerous Liverpool look at the beginning of the game.

No attempt at impartiality at all.
 
passing-wind said:
Liverpool deserve to win last night, they practically played Barcelona off the park. It was the difference in quality which decided the game, that midfield of Wjnaldem, Henderson, Milner let them down they lack quality in the final third. Salah and Mane also surprisingly morphed into Rashford for 90 mins didn't help their case.
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Quotation marks?
 
I’m disappointed. The feckers are actually still confident. They even got more poetic than before. How can one brake their spirit? When will their torture end.

Shoutout to the bellend that said that Barca wouldn’t handle the occasion. Like, really..
 
The 91 points they have tallied in the league is the ultimate in scouse 'morality'. They'll bang on about it forever, a moral victory, the league they 'won' that wasn't given to them, just watch...
 
El Presidente said:
I’m disappointed. The feckers are actually still confident.
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Of course they are. It's obvious they've thought they're the best team in the world but have tried to be coy about it knowing how many times they've embarrassed themselves in the past.
 
passing-wind said:
Liverpool deserve to win last night, they practically played Barcelona off the park. It was the difference in quality which decided the game, that midfield of Wjnaldem, Henderson, Milner let them down they lack quality in the final third. Salah and Mane also surprisingly morphed into Rashford for 90 mins didn't help their case.
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So they had a midfield that showed it was inferior in quality to Barca's, their wingers were ineffective and yet they "played Barca off the park" and deserved to win?

By that logic, Lukaku, Lingard and Sanchez "deserve" to score more goals than Ronaldo or Messi every season. Because they work really hard every game and should really be scoring that much except they aren't of the same quality as the latter two.
 
Am I allowed to post something from a Liverpool forum of sorts, but not from RAWK per se?
 
Hoof The Ball said:
English commentators do my head in. Barca started the game and had a few great moments in a row. Said nothing. Liverpool had their first venture into the area and Alan Smith brought up how dangerous Liverpool look at the beginning of the game.

No attempt at impartiality at all.
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Yeah some of the throwaway comments from the commentators like "with Liverpool dominating Barca score against the run of play" and "Barca manage to get the ball out of their half".....nonsense really but English commentators are like that.
 
Okay RAWKites, we have taken this 3-0 loss at the Nou Camp in a significant body part (groin, chin, gut --- pick your appendage)

It is now time to reconnoiter, harness our energies, and imagine in our best Lennon-esque voice "all the people, living for the world".
It is now time to lick our wounds, hold onto the negative energies and get ready to unleash them on the Blue Grauna in 5 days.

Forget about the referees.
Forget about the poor luck and minutia
Forget about lineups and tactics
Forget about being right, or predicting the future

Stay in the present, sit with the pain. Make it your friend, cuddle it for the next 5 days, nurturing its power. And fecking unleash it onto a group of 11 men from Spain like its their fault for Brexit.

Focus on making Anfield a fortress of belief, steel, bravery, and I don't give a shit what the score is ------> we are going to win cauldron.

All the other stuff is window dressing in Goodison Park ---- not even worthy of Liverpool's U8 teams.

Fear is not a good co-pilot. feck fear, failure and anxiety. All of our energy as supporters should be about making this one of the greatest nights of our lives. Why?

Because Liverpool never does things in an ordinary manner!!!!

If you live your life by odds, many of you would not be here.

- A billion sperm compete to fertilize one egg to create one scouser zygote.
- Our earth's creation and organic life upon it
* breathable air for over 8 millions of species on our planet
* electromagnetic field protecting us from the sun's rays
* 24 degree tilt of Earth's axis providing us seasons for life to flourish
* 24 hour Pizza delivery

All tiny miracles that had much longer odds than Liverpool scoring three versus Barca. Let's get our heads right.

Go you fookin reds!
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This was on the Liverpool subreddit, with the title:
I call it "The Virgil Mary". May he bless us today.
 
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