How did you even manage to read that? I saw the first line and checked how big the post was and thought "feck it".
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How did you even manage to read that? I saw the first line and checked how big the post was and thought "feck it".
Just do what everyone else on there does. Pretend to read it, reply " boss that la", and go back to hunting down other forum members on suspicion of being United fans.
Oh my
What is it with RAWK and these essay length "analyses" that's 90% hogwash and made up stats. Well that and the love poems to Rafa
He's not wrong
Oh my
What is it with RAWK and these essay length "analyses" that's 90% hogwash and made up stats. Well that and the love poems to Rafa
Well what else are they supposed to do? They haven't won anything of significance since God-knows-when... Their fans want to show that even when not winning they're actually "winning"
These are the times when the great literary essays come out. In my opinion that Baby Vega fella is probably Klopp in disguise showing how Liverpool despite all the dropped points are winning.
The location where the aliens pick him up for his monthly probing.
Tbf I remember Fergie being prickly in press conferences many times.... never mind Jose!!
Heh, manager in waiting indeed
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He's not wrong
They’ll be down self immolation next. Setting themselves on fire for the football Gods as a sacrifice.
Well what else are they supposed to do? They haven't won anything of significance since God-knows-when... Their fans want to show that even when not winning they're actually "winning"
These are the times when the great literary essays come out. In my opinion that Baby Vega fella is probably Klopp in disguise showing how Liverpool despite all the dropped points are winning.
Your common everyday Rawkite will go to unparalleled lengths in the pursuit of reassurance for both themselves and their kin. The creation of the Alternate League Table - of which Liverpool are the undoubted champions of the universe year in year out - was introduced with this in mind.
Never underestimate the power of delusion.
The funny thing is - they all buy into his bullshit. I thought they’d learn their lesson with Phase of Play.
Maybe it is Phase of Play?
Maybe it is Phase of Play?
We all know that when Liverpool are on form, only 57% of posts are Rafa poems, when it closes in on 70% is when they're in trouble.Oh my
What is it with RAWK and these essay length "analyses" that's 90% hogwash and made up stats. Well that and the love poems to Rafa
Forgot all about Lallama
Because just like their silverware, it hasn‘t been updated since the 80s.
I just ventured onto their forum for the first time ever, in the belief that while the other side are the purest of evils, there must be something interesting to read on there somewhere..
I opened the thread "Liverpool's midfield" and see one kopite doesn't seem to know the difference between pressing and closing down (henderson) and paragraph after paragraph of analysis of passing hendo's passing options against the might newcastle.
oh dear, they're on those deludamols over there lol
I opened the thread "Liverpool's midfield" and see one kopite doesn't seem to know the difference between pressing and closing down (henderson) and paragraph after paragraph of analysis of passing hendo's passing options against the might newcastle.
oh dear, they're on those deludamols over there lol
Nothing tops the rangers forum. They reckon pardew or allardyce will be their next manager
RAWK is interesting because they're people who are a bit mental. But they're still people. The sort who post stuff like "Big Jock knew" on the Rangers forum Bears Den aren't people. It's nowhere near as interesting to read their shite because they're all clearly subhuman.
Every. Singe. time. Just hilarious.
Why no sequel? Plechazunga is dearly missed.
a new poster on the Alternative Premier League Table thread
BAN-HAMMER PENDING
BAN-HAMMER PENDING
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I swear that poster is my 2nd Personslity signing up to rawk!
Coutinho is not in the same class as them 4. They were genuine world class players in their prime. Coutinho isnt there yet.
Reina was in seriously good form around then, too. Finnan was dependable. Aurelio was good on his day but too injury-prone. Benayoun and Kuyt always chipped in with important goals. They really did push us close that season.
Firstly, it is said he lacks contribution - i.e. games played. However, if your only measurement of contribution is games played ( or even minutes on the pitch) then you will run into trouble pretty quickly when trying to understand the value and usefulness in important players. Let me give you an example.
Just laughed out loud at this, then got asked by the missus what I was laughing at. Cut along story short, you just wasted 15 minutes of my life
You can't spell "Stats" without 'tat'. This Baba Yega speaks exactly that, a load of fecking tat.
hahahahahaha! So much effort to say, basically, they're letting goals all over the bloody place!
What's with the garments made of shells? Full kit wankers? And Phillistines too?
Shell suits. Google it.
It's more important than that.
On Rafa Benitez at Newcastle.
Bet you that boring cnut asked for a Weather Station for Christmas.
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