The letdown when they realize they're still shite over the next two years will be epic I think this let down may finally break them.
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Chambo 
Sums it up beautifully!
Some stats for you all:
AOC:
A stat floppy wont like with his lets all run really fast way of playing
AOC total goals ever (7 seasons) is 20 goals! Thats an average of less than 3 a season for an attacking midfielder playing in a (mostly) top 4 team!
Number of games AOC has actually played in CM position (the one he wants to play for them) in his whole career = 12!
So for half what we paid for Pogba, they get him. You couldnt make it up
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Then you have one of their other myths, they play the youngsters and give them a chance, while we dont
Average age for starting 11 is
loserpool 26.4 keeping in mind they only have Milner over 30, so most of their established players are late twenties so not getting better now
Manchester United 27.3 and that includes Zlatan and Carrick who will be bit part players this season. Take them out of the equation and our average drops to 25.4
Which team gave teenagers the most minutes of playing time the whole of last season?
loserpool = 256 (really!!)
Manchester United - 1924
Who is the one building for the future again??
DEBT:
MUs debt as a percentage of their vale is 6.9% and dropping every season
loserpools debt as a percentage of their value is 6.7% and has risen the last 3 seasons
Fans worldwide:
Latest confirmed figures by multipile sources show the following numbers of fans worldwide
Loserpool 32 million
Manchester United 95 million
As a fat, bald little man (much like me) once said, these are FACTS
AOC:
A stat floppy wont like with his lets all run really fast way of playing
AOC total goals ever (7 seasons) is 20 goals! Thats an average of less than 3 a season for an attacking midfielder playing in a (mostly) top 4 team!
Number of games AOC has actually played in CM position (the one he wants to play for them) in his whole career = 12!
So for half what we paid for Pogba, they get him. You couldnt make it up
Yoof:
Then you have one of their other myths, they play the youngsters and give them a chance, while we dont
Average age for starting 11 is
loserpool 26.4 keeping in mind they only have Milner over 30, so most of their established players are late twenties so not getting better now
Manchester United 27.3 and that includes Zlatan and Carrick who will be bit part players this season. Take them out of the equation and our average drops to 25.4
Which team gave teenagers the most minutes of playing time the whole of last season?
loserpool = 256 (really!!)
Manchester United - 1924
Who is the one building for the future again??
DEBT:
MUs debt as a percentage of their vale is 6.9% and dropping every season
loserpools debt as a percentage of their value is 6.7% and has risen the last 3 seasons
Fans worldwide:
Latest confirmed figures by multipile sources show the following numbers of fans worldwide
Loserpool 32 million
Manchester United 95 million
As a fat, bald little man (much like me) once said, these are FACTS
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This is almost an insult to RVP.
What an opening line.
Translated: We said he lacked production but now that he has signed for us, let us duke the stats to prove how he is in fact brilliant.
Translated: We said he lacked production but now that he has signed for us, let us duke the stats to prove how he is in fact brilliant.
Welcome to Liverpool Football Club Alex. You should really have done this back in 2011 and saved yourself a rough 6 years at Arsenal, but all is now forgiven
So what should we expect from our newest addition?
Part 1 - Why Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Firstly, it is said he lacks production - i.e. goals and assists.
Liverpool will pay Leipzig €75m for Naby Keita if they make the Champions League, €70m if they qualify for the Europa League and €65m if they make neither (Bild)
Thats a lot more than the £48M they were claiming! Not much less than Pogba cost us in fact
(euro is currently on balance with the £, so 75 million euros is £75,000,000)
He will be nearly 24 when they actually can play him (23 years and 9 months to be exact), and has played only 31 top flight games and has never played in the Champions league to date. But one way he will fit right in with floppy and loserpool, he has actually won nothing at all!!
Sorry for keeping updating, but the more I actually look at his stats I can see I actually fell for all their claims on Rawk that he was world class already!
Goals and assists less than Lallanas last season. SEVEN whole assists in the whole season, keeping in mind that Mikka has 5 already this season!
Only Henderson had less shots per game than him in the whole of last season!
Chances created, again average with what they have and less than Lallana
Less dribbles than Wijnaldum!
Much less passing accuracy than any of their players at only 81%!!
Less tackles per game than Henderson and only slightly better than Cans
Averages 7 weeks out per season with injuries already! (will fit right in with LARRQASIWW approach)
(he is also 5 foot 6 and less than 10 stone, which in my opinion doesnt help with injuries etc and actually winning the ball against the giants of the modern game)
Yeah they got the bargain and we got shit Pogba, they get all the luck
Thats a lot more than the £48M they were claiming! Not much less than Pogba cost us in fact
(euro is currently on balance with the £, so 75 million euros is £75,000,000)
He will be nearly 24 when they actually can play him (23 years and 9 months to be exact), and has played only 31 top flight games and has never played in the Champions league to date. But one way he will fit right in with floppy and loserpool, he has actually won nothing at all!!
Sorry for keeping updating, but the more I actually look at his stats I can see I actually fell for all their claims on Rawk that he was world class already!
Goals and assists less than Lallanas last season. SEVEN whole assists in the whole season, keeping in mind that Mikka has 5 already this season!
Only Henderson had less shots per game than him in the whole of last season!
Chances created, again average with what they have and less than Lallana
Less dribbles than Wijnaldum!
Much less passing accuracy than any of their players at only 81%!!
Less tackles per game than Henderson and only slightly better than Cans
Averages 7 weeks out per season with injuries already! (will fit right in with LARRQASIWW approach)
(he is also 5 foot 6 and less than 10 stone, which in my opinion doesnt help with injuries etc and actually winning the ball against the giants of the modern game)
Yeah they got the bargain and we got shit Pogba, they get all the luck
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I'm enjoying your contribution to this thread so far, but maybe refrain from using childish terms like Loserpool..? Maybe it's just me who finds it very juvenile.
Very well researched post. I can now assume he's going to be shite with ease.
Seriously though, very interesting especially considering how much Pool fans love stats.
Now I see what this is all about, @trfc06 is a Tranmere fan
Terrible posts all in all. How old are you by the way? "Loserpool", my word...
A particular highlight of that thread:
Nice to see how that turned out, when we signed Ronaldo the same summer.
'And I'm sorry, Mr Ferguson...'
@RobinLFC you mentioned you paid a premium to tie him down early. How does that work? Surely you could have just paid the release clause and agreed everything without paying the extra money? Just seems like throwing money away. They have to accept the 48mill, even with you paying a premium, if another club jumped in with the release clause before you had agreed everything they could have signed him?
If i recall correctly, the release clause of 48mil only comes into play next season. Liverpool had a higher offer rejected earlier as RB Leipzig repeatedly refused to negotiate the sale of their most valuable asset and the player was getting completely unsettled. In my opinion, Liverpool did well to pay a premium on top of the release clause to secure the player early without much competition leaving all 3 parties satisfied.
Yeah me too.
Makes more sense now, didn't know the release clause wasn't in effect till next season.
That's brilliant.
I love that "Chambo" has gone from awful to better than Pogba just because he signed a piece of paper with a Liverpool letterhead on it.
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Please tell me You quoted the same people in both sections
They must have. Even pleased he won us the league after signing... silly cnuts
A rough 6 years? He's won what 3 FA cups or so? While pool have won the square root of FA.
If those were rough years what the absolute feck have pools years been like?
They have no self awareness.
That is brilliant. Reading it now. How did this end up?
Since that post United 3-0 in leagues, 1-0 in FA cups, 2-1 in their precious league cup and 1-0 in European competition. That's with us having crap youth, not signing anyone any good, shite managers whilst they have only made great signings, great youth system and the best managers in the world.
RAWK are the worst prognosticators, probably in the world. So funny seeing how giddy they got at the sight of seeing us fall short of title #18 and now they take the piss out of us for getting to #20. The Rafa masterplan and genius didn't work out well did it?
"And I do apologise Mr. Ferguson, but there is feck all you can do about it".
Such a hilariously arrogant and unfounded post, typifies that site.
I guess there was nothing Fergie needed to do. Liverpool being Liverpool was more than enough."And I do apologise Mr. Ferguson, but there is feck all you can do about it".
Such a hilariously arrogant and unfounded post, typifies that site.
I thought it was quite a good post.
Full of wrong facts and stats that only suited his side of the argument, sure.
It's a great and mature post. Smelly Loserpoop fans wouldn't understand.
how many wrong Fachts can you find in that? Please elaborate so we can all laugh.
Oh dear me, the Gushing reviews of that shower of shite are at least as embarrassing as that garbage OP and not just for the fact their hysterical predictions shat right into their own mouths
I love you.
Fight it all you wants lads.
I for one, welcome our new scouse overlords.
I for one, welcome our new scouse overlords.
1) The Oxlade-Chamberlain fee is half of what you paid for Pogba - no, it's not.
2) Our established players are in their late twenties - no, they're not.
3) People claimed the Keita fee was £48m - no, they didn't.
4) Euro is in balance with pound - no, it's not.
5) He's small which doesn't help to win the ball against the 'giants of modern football' - I referenced Kante as an counter example.
Debt as percentage of value and worldwide fan base are also probably wrong as well and most likely random guesses. Laugh all you want, and I'll not further derail the thread since it's the RAWK one but his post was too painful to read unless it was a WUM.
This post is a clear representation of RAWK.
Only thing you're missing is netspend.
And Rafa.
They. have. Mr Poopy Pants.
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