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Some one needs to do the slippy g and klopp updates for this.
 
King Kendrick said:
Let's not forget perhaps the greatest passage in the book of Kopites lads. 26, 1-40

1] THEN the twenty years of plenty came to an end, and twenty years of famine set in. 21 The land was barren, and nothing flourished, and no gloty came upon the Kopites. 3] And the Kopites saw the glory of their neighbours to the east, the Devil-Worshippers, and they saw the wealth of the Philistines in the south, who were Muscovites from the house of Chav. 4] Then the Kopites suffered bitterly, and grievously did they pity themselves. 5] And the people came unto the Lord, wailing and rending their garments, which were made from shells. 6] And the Lott said, "Why are you come before me, ctying and wailing? Wherefore do you rend your garments that are made from shells?" 7] And the people cried, "Behold, 0 Lott, we suffer bitterly, like. 8] For Thou hast brought wealth upon the Philistines, and glory to the Devil-Worshippers up the mad; but in Thy anger Thou hast forsaken us Kopites, what were once blessed in Thy sight and that." 9] But the Lord replied, "IIow is it that have I have forsaken you, when I have pouted such bounty upon your heads?" 10] But the people looked about them and saw no riches, nor the shining trophies of battle. And they protested unto the Lord, "Where is this bounty then, 0 Lord, of which Thou fuchen speakest?" 11] And the Lord replied, "Yea, the bounty of the Lord is as the rain, that is drained into the sands of the desert. For it is all gone on the likes of Bruno Cheyrou." 12] But the people wept, and they no longer had faith in the Lord, and banished him from their sight. 13] And the Lord went from that place, and two new Lords came from far away in the West. 14] And the new Lords said that They would lead the people to salvation. 15] Then the people bent over before them, and were overjoyed, and they raised their voices in praise, saying, "We're proper sorted now, la. We're gonna win the league." 16] Now it had come to pass in this time that they greatly exalted the prophet Raphael, who was their leader. 17] For under his rule they fought a battle of many nations, and in the land of Lud they strove against the Berlusconians. 18] And lo, though they were almost destroyed, they fought back and vanquished the enemy, thanks to Stevie G. 19] Then the Kopites made an idol of Raphael, and cried out that he was the saviour, and by his mighty sword they would come forth from the land. 20] But in the end they came fifth. 21] When they saw that the might of the Kopites was nigh restored, all the tribes trembled. 22] But the King of the Devil-Worshippers did not tremble: he was crafty, and in his wisdom he sent a madness upon Raphael. 23] Then Raphael became as a man who dreams, speaking in tongues and seeing visions. 24] And he squandered the wealth of the people on lame and useless servants. 25] For he brought to their camp men such as El Zhar and Ngog, Degen and Bar-Ragan. And he brought Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham; and Babel, in whose name men built a tower. 26] And he brought many, many more. 27] And soon Raphael feared to venture forth, lest he be vanquished, but exhorted his servants only to defend the camp. 28] Then all the tribes came to loathe the Kopites, because they were so boring. 291 So the people came before the two Lords and said, "Why don't Ye giz some ackers to Raphael, that he may bring further glory to the people?' 301 And the Lords replied, "Behold, we have given him millions and millions of shekels. But in his madness, he spent it on Glen the son of John, and Aquilani the Roman. And lo, he squandered it on Josetni. Now the bounty of the Lords is gone, for he hath spunked it on absolute garbage." 311 But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about 'net spend'. 32] So the Lords cast out Raphael, and sent for the prophet Roy, renowned for his steady hand and his outstretched arm and his good relations with the press. 33] But the people were in mourning for Raphael: they loved him greatly and pitied him. And they did pity also themselves. 34] For they were blind to his madness, seeing only his triumph against the 13erlusconians years before. 35] And Roy was an old man, and the Kopites lost countless battles. 36] And the people went berserk, and threatened to come into the house of the Lords and do Them harm. 371 And it came to pass that They were skint, and soon the moneylenders drove Them from the temple. 38] And so yet another Lord came among the Kopites, and he sacrificed Roy and sent for the old King who had lead the Kopites a full score years before. 39] Then the people rejoiced, and cried, "Right, this time we are pure fuchen sorted, la. We're gonna win the league." 40] And them was laughter across the land.

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Feck me :lol:
 
Then the Kopites made an idol of Raphael, and cried out that he was the saviour, and by his mighty sword they would come forth from the land. 20] But in the end they came fifth.
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Still the greatest words ever formed in the nearly two decades this forum has existed.
 
Nice to pop back to rawk, they sound demented by failure even when trying to slag us off.
« Reply #21 on: Today at 09:17:12 AM »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fecking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN feckIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR feckING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE
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calm down.
 
Parry Gallister said:
Nice to pop back to rawk, they sound demented by failure even when trying to slag us off.
« Reply #21 on: Today at 09:17:12 AM »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fecking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN feckIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR feckING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE
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calm down.
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He'd get a warning on here just for grammar alone.
 
Pexbo said:


Still the greatest words ever formed in the nearly two decades this forum has existed.
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:lol:Agreed and love the 'garments made from shells'. Whole thing is genius. Wonder if Rawkites can actually see the funny side of it?
 
Alert. Incoming justification for spunking 70m on 1 player. It seems they've found stevie Gs replacement
Yes, as you mention, he has been in the radar of analytics for quite some time now. I'm only surprised at one thing.

Looking at the names discussed so far to explain Keita's qualities such as Iniesta, Modric, Kante, Romeu and a lot of players in all sorts of style and direction, I'm surprised he's not yet considered similar to our very own complete midfielder in his heyday - one Mr. Steven Gerrard. Keita has box-to-box tendencies like he had, can do playmaking like him, can break down attacks and has scoring and assisting numbers just like he had. The bolded part certainly applied to Gerrard, he actually played as a Winger, a Playmaker, a Box-to-Box Central Midfielder and a Deep Lying Playmaker with success. If we're looking to identify a complete player like Keita with another player, I'm surprised that people haven't come up with the most versatile and complete player we've seen in midfield for many years
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Keita is apparently a great player, would be a fantastic acquisition for Pool if true.
 
A new thread for a new season and yet you are still posting up old gifs, how entertaining
 
Parry Gallister said:
Nice to pop back to rawk, they sound demented by failure even when trying to slag us off.
« Reply #21 on: Today at 09:17:12 AM »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fecking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN feckIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR feckING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE
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calm down.
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The feck happen to the spelling?
 
I'm not laughing at them spending 70m on Keita, he's an excellent player who will improve them greatly, what's funny or positive about that?
 
Nice to pop back to rawk, they sound demented by failure even when trying to slag us off.
« Reply #21 on: Today at 09:17:12 AM »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fecking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN feckIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR feckING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE
« Last Edit: Today at 09:23:58 AM by Mighty Zeus »

calm down.



 
Parry Gallister said:
Nice to pop back to rawk, they sound demented by failure even when trying to slag us off.
« Reply #21 on: Today at 09:17:12 AM »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fecking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN feckIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR feckING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE
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calm down.
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I came on to post this myself; I'm not sure if its satire or serious, although that I'd even consider it says more about the posters that frequent RAWK than any quote...

Snowjoe said:
Threadbanned forever.
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