Raphael Varane | Signed for United!

[Berbaclass]

Ra-Ra-Raphael
Other clubs can go to hell
He only wanted to sign for us
Ra-Ra-Raphael
feck off Pep and Tom Tuchel
Ole is at the wheel of this bus

Spoiler

Love it

 

[pratyush_utd]

Arsenal are spending 50M pounds on Ben White and potentially 25M on Ramsdale. Though United and them are shopping on an entirely different class in the market

50m for Ben white is decent amount considering we paid 40m for AWB. But I don't know who is sanctioning Ramsdale. It must be some money laundering scheme.

 

[Mickeza]

 

[Revan]

Wasn't this guy the Fabrizio Romano before Fabrizio Romano.

Kind of. He might have had some connections to be fair. Romano is a total fraud, he is just good at guessing but doesn’t know anyone.

 

[ayushreddevil9]

Ra-Ra-Raphael
Other clubs can go to hell
He only wanted to sign for us
Ra-Ra-Raphael
feck off Pep and Tom Tuchel
Ole is at the wheel of this bus

Spoiler

I was not able to follow but the spoiler helped. Love it!

 

[FatTails]

50m with one year left on his contract, eh? Football’s bubble continues to expand in a way that is completely detached from the rest of the world and its economy. Insane.

 

[charlenefan]

full moon, huge red flag

 

[crossy1686]

Course they do. Good luck with that Madrid!

 

[Sayros]

jumping the gun some what, though maybe Varane has text him

Rio's been jumping the gun quite a bit since the Euros.

 

[RDCR07]

Boooooooooo!

 

[El-Manos]

Don't we all.

 

[UNITED ACADEMY]

 

[pratyush_utd]

This guy tweets in riddles. Nobody knows what he meant by his tweet

 

[charlenefan]

 

[SoCross]

And Sancho. In the same window.

Omgomgomg!

Seriously mate, it’s feckin unbelievable!

 

[SATA]

Just one little negative tweet and everyone seems to be wavering again

 

[SalfordRed18]

Need more tweets

The last "hiccup" before a done deal

 

[Terminator]

I'll trust Fabrizio Romano more than the Spanish Howard Nurse

 

[Compton22]

Hang on...

 

[sidsutton]

 

[Random Task]

Aaaaand it's off again.

Round and round we go.

 

[pratyush_utd]

This is the tweet

 

[OL29]

This is apparently what was meant in the original tweet.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Murtough be like I'm too old for this shit

 

[UTD_Since_1978]

I like this reality where no one in the world has money due to the pandemic and we can sign huge named players with zero competition

We still need to do more though, a top class CDM would be great.

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

This is the guy that communicates with emojis only, isn’t it?

 

[Random Task]

This is apparently what was meant in the original tweet.

Aaaaaand it's on again.

Round and round we go.

 

[The holy trinity 68]

The king muppet has spoken

So is Rio actually a United fan? He came through the West Ham academy and didn't leave until he was 22 so I assumed he was a West Ham fan.

 

[Spoony]

Varane's moved here for the climate and cuisine. Seriously we've got some decent scran in Manchester these days - in your face Tommy Robinson Lennon or whatever, immigration eh? And it's always sunny in Manchester - Sunnis make up the highest percentage in the area.

 

[Compton22]

Yep, the mighty Madrid would have fleeced us

 

[Spoony]

This is apparently what was meant in the original tweet.

They sound a tad unhappy.

 

[harms]

I love that they've even photoshopped the new kit in

 

[charlenefan]

So is Rio actually a United fan? He came through the West Ham academy and didn't leave until he was 22 so I assumed he was a West Ham fan.

Have you watched Rio on BT?

 

[JPRouve]

This is apparently what was meant in the original tweet.

The tweet means that Real Madrid won't gift Varane to United. So yeah this translation is better.

 

[Posh Red]

Murtough be like I'm too old for this shit

 

[crossy1686]

This is apparently what was meant in the original tweet.

"Yeah of course we'll re-join the Super League with you, just send us Varane first"

 

[Spoony]

So is Rio actually a United fan? He came through the West Ham academy and didn't leave until he was 22 so I assumed he was a West Ham fan.

He loves the club(Manchester United).

 

[M Bison]

class

 

[CM]

Would I be right in thinking that Ole is under a lot of pressure to deliver now? United's squad looks strong and at a very good age overall. I think Varane and Maguire is an excellent CB duo. United probably only need a decent holding midfielder and they're looking good.

No more so than would've been the case anyway. This will be his 3rd full season as United manager and there has been steady progression up to now. Anything less than a continuation of that would likely result in questions being asked.

I guess it depends what you mean exactly. Realistically I don't think the Glazers act unless we fall out of the top 4 but I think there's real desire from the fans (and to be fair, Ole himself) to seriously challenge for the two major honours and win a trophy.

 

[OL29]

"Yeah of course we'll re-join the Super League with you, just send us Varane first"