Ral-fy! Show us your press.
Ral-fly! Ral-fy! Show us your press.
Repeat x10
Ral-fly! Ral-fy! Show us your press.
Repeat x10
Ralf Rangnick Chants / Songs
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Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Who let the Ralf out?
Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Start pressing them now
Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Eight sec to score now
Who let the Ralf out?
Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Start pressing them now
Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Eight sec to score now
Fair enough. Perhaps I should grow a spine and spend my Saturday nights making chants on the internet.
If you can find the time between being a keyboard warrior and playing with youself.
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Grow up
Do you design your own kits too for fun?
SNAKE! blrlrlrlrlrlr
Shut up, Mitcher. Get on my horse brlrlrlrlrlrlrlr
Bravo!!
Some serious quality in here tonight lads. Kudos.
Bring back the Schweinsteiger chant...
deutscher Fußballmeister,
deutscher Fußballmeister,
deutscher Fußballmeister,
Ralf Rangnick.
Maybe change the 'master' to teacher or godfather.deutscher Fußballmeister,
deutscher Fußballmeister,
Ralf Rangnick.
Ralf's got juice like a strawberry...money to burn baby all of the time.
To the tune of the Hotstepper funnily enough.
To the tune of the Hotstepper funnily enough.
Are you okay? Genuine question
(Shakira - Whenever Wherever)
Ralf Rangnick,
Ralf Rangnick,
Gegenpress is fecking magic,
Rangnick's reds are after you,
In our 4-2-2-2.
Ralf Rangnick,
Gegenpress is fecking magic,
Rangnick's reds are after you,
In our 4-2-2-2.
some very good ones! 
Or, to the tune of “Aaaarrrrsenal. Aaarrrrsenal. Aaarrrrsenal”:
“Raaaalf Rangnick. Raaaalf Rangnick. Raaaalf Rangnick.”
Just a short chant would be good.
To the tune of Rockin all over the world, Ragnick all over the world
His breasts are certainly small and humble.
Rangnockin all over the World or Rangnickin all over the World, although the latter sounds like he's walking around with shopping bags full of robbed gear.
Brilliant!
People just don’t learn do they? At least wait until we win something first before we start singing the name of managers. The last one worked out really well didn’t it.
Just a bit of fun bruv
I could just imagine all off OT off their tits, bouncing along to the tune blarring out the speakers all game long. Hypnotic.People having fun, no standards in place but at least we making chants from day one, doesnt matter is it earned or not. People couldnt stand football under LvG, but he sure liked "Luis Van Gaal`s red army" such a support to keep going towards play style that those chanting that shit will hate it at the end, now thats funny.
Lighten up mate...our football hasn’t exactly been good craic lately so for those of us whose happiness Is intrinsically linked you what happens to this football team...we need a bit of light relief...I severely doubt you will hear @Pexbo’s masterpiece in the Stretford End anytime soon.
I’ll be singing it like but most wont join in....To Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home
Ole….
we’re not sorry
why dont you feck off home
we’ve got ralfy
why dont you feck off
you scored that goal
in the Camp Nou
but now the blame is all on you
Ole….
Ole….
we’re not sorry
why dont you feck off home
we’ve got ralfy
why dont you feck off
you scored that goal
in the Camp Nou
but now the blame is all on you
Ole….
But does he have strong legs like his mother?
The Gengenpress is coming
and everybodys running
Fred, Rashford and Bruno
A sweaty German Disco...
and everybodys running
Fred, Rashford and Bruno
A sweaty German Disco...
"You're the one for me Ralfie" to the tune of Morrissey's "you're the one for me fatty",
(Tune: "The Robots" by Kraftwerk)
We're functioning automatic
When playing for Ralf Rangnick
We are United (repeat x4)
He gave us a new strategy
And now we're full of energy
We are United (repeat x4)
We're functioning automatic
When playing for Ralf Rangnick
We are United (repeat x4)
He gave us a new strategy
And now we're full of energy
We are United (repeat x4)
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Similarly;
And if the oppos park the bus,
More pressing for us,
Meat is murder,
I'm a massive twat.
We can press if we want to
We can leave Solskjaer behind
Cause your players didn't press and if they don't press
Well, they're no players of mine
Say, we can run where we want to
On the training ground we can't hide
On the pitch we can score and play out of this world
If Rashford gets his arse onside
We can leave Solskjaer behind
Cause your players didn't press and if they don't press
Well, they're no players of mine
Say, we can run where we want to
On the training ground we can't hide
On the pitch we can score and play out of this world
If Rashford gets his arse onside
Don't enter the thread then pal. Jog on.
Wins the thread...a sweaty German disco indeed!!!!!