Charlie Foley
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Fat people are generally more buoyant I think. So he might just about stay up I reckon



Fat people are generally more buoyant I think. So he might just about stay up I reckon
Juande Ramos managed Tottenham and Real Madrid in the 08/09 season.
Cartman?![]()
Stolen from YNFA but Rafa does have some intresting sock choices
Cartman?
After details of Neymar's Barcelona contract were leaked yesterday, football fans were a little surprised to see that the Brazil captain 'only' earned £77,000 per week. Well a little surprise is set to turn into a rather big shock after it was revealed that JONJO SHELVEY earns more per week than the Barcelona forward.
No, this isn't some weird, delayed April Fools prank. Shelvey, he of Liverpool, Swansea and Newcastle United fame with a handful of England caps to his name, currently pockets £80,000 every week at St. James' Park and, according to The Telegraph, the Magpies didn't negotiate a pay cut for the midfielder should they be relegated to the Championship.
That's right, from next season, a Championship midfielder could be earning £3,000 a week more than the La Liga and Champions League winning Brazil captain, who finished third in the Ballon d'Or voting last year.
Of course, Neymar's Barcelona contract comes complete with a set of handsome bonuses and he also received a whopping 8.5m euro signing on fee when he arrived at Camp Nou. Still, we're not sure in what world it makes sense that Shelvey, as talented a midfielder as he is, is on a bigger weekly contract than one of the finest players in the world.
After details of Neymar's Barcelona contract were leaked yesterday, football fans were a little surprised to see that the Brazil captain 'only' earned £77,000 per week. Well a little surprise is set to turn into a rather big shock after it was revealed that JONJO SHELVEY earns more per week than the Barcelona forward.
No, this isn't some weird, delayed April Fools prank. Shelvey, he of Liverpool, Swansea and Newcastle United fame with a handful of England caps to his name, currently pockets £80,000 every week at St. James' Park and, according to The Telegraph, the Magpies didn't negotiate a pay cut for the midfielder should they be relegated to the Championship.
That's right, from next season, a Championship midfielder could be earning £3,000 a week more than the La Liga and Champions League winning Brazil captain, who finished third in the Ballon d'Or voting last year.
Of course, Neymar's Barcelona contract comes complete with a set of handsome bonuses and he also received a whopping 8.5m euro signing on fee when he arrived at Camp Nou. Still, we're not sure in what world it makes sense that Shelvey, as talented a midfielder as he is, is on a bigger weekly contract than one of the finest players in the world.
The whole club is a train wreck. I'm guessing Rafa is gone in a month's time.
Answered your own question....NUFC did not pay a €8.5m singing on fee nor do they pay bonuses in line with what Barca will be paying. He's 24 and an England international and not a bad player so £80k a week seems par for the course.
I didn't ask anything. My post starts at the green smiley, just forgot to add the quote tag on the article.
I see. That's why we have a quote facility. My apologies for thinking that was all your own work. I presume the bolded part of your original post is your work...maybe having thought about it you're not now as surprised or shocked.
Well, he's paid over £100k.Fellaini earns over 100k.
good pointWell, he's paid over £100k.
It's surprising that Benitez has failed to motivate Newcastle. I really thought that he would usher them into safety, they've somehow gotten even worse.
Chelsea was much better when he managed them.
No that's a myth. Their PPG was better under Di Matteo that season and there were already in 3rd when he took over. Some people try and respond to that by saying they were on a poor run when Di Matteo got fired, but ignore the fact Rafa had equally poor runs during the season, only without being fired. Benitez only salvaged things by winning 6 of his last 8 league games, which isn't any different to Di matteo winning 7 of his first 8 that season. People have totally forgotten they were in first place and then went 4 games without a win, dropping to 3rd when Di matteo got fired. Rafa never improved them. They had a slightly lower PPG. The only way to claim he saved them is to claim that Chelsea were a free fall, but as I pointed out, the reality if they'd only gone 4 games without a win and prior to that were on a rum of form that Rafa wasn't ever able to replicate, even when finishing the season strongly. But I bet Mike Ashley and the Newcastle board are totally unaware of that. They just know he won the UEFA Cup, possibly forgetting they are at the time defending CL champs and FA Cup holders, so a bit of a step down.
At the end of the day, if you are in the relegation zone, hiring a coach whose best league achievement in 7 years is doing slightly less well the Roberto Di Matteo aint a great plan. But for some reason when hiring a football coach, it seems that reputation is what counts and what that reputation was built on doesn't seem to matter. The fact Rafa has no real relegation scrap experience and takes most clubs backwards in the league, was trumped by the fact he'd won multiple trophies. Yet Newcastle were in a relegation scrap, not the 1/4 finals of a cup competition.
Perhaps an indication of whether he did well or is whether each club improved upon his departure. Liverpool became even worse, as did Inter Milan. Both clubs have/had deep rooted problems within the hierarchy of the club, which compromised their chances of success more than any manager could.
He finished 3rd with Chelsea with a Europa League. As an interim coach, his objective was to stabilize the club and ensure CL football - which he did. They proceeded to then finish in the exact same league position the year after with Mourinho, suggesting that Benitez' performance was pretty solid.
At Napoli, he won the Coppa Italia in his first season and finished 3rd. It was pretty improbable that Napoli would be able to break the stranglehold that Juventus have on Serie A, but again - Benitez brought silverware to the club. He was fairly popular with Napoli fans at this stage.
His second season didn't go as well and they lost out on CL football. They've improved since and currently sit second in Serie A.
He left Real four points behind Atletico Madrid, who were leaders at the time. They'd also cruised through the CL group stages. Four months later, they sit in the same position - suggesting that he had Madrid performing on par with where they should be.
Contrary to your claims, I'd say his record suggests that he's a very solid manager. Just unfortunate that he's become a bit of a parody to the general footballing contemporary.
Well, he's paid over £100k.
Rafa is a good manager. He's a parody only amongst United fans(understandably) and Chelsea fans (he embarrased them many times in the cups with a far cheaper team).Perhaps an indication of whether he did well or is whether each club improved upon his departure. Liverpool became even worse, as did Inter Milan. Both clubs have/had deep rooted problems within the hierarchy of the club, which compromised their chances of success more than any manager could.
He finished 3rd with Chelsea with a Europa League. As an interim coach, his objective was to stabilize the club and ensure CL football - which he did. They proceeded to then finish in the exact same league position the year after with Mourinho, suggesting that Benitez' performance was pretty solid.
At Napoli, he won the Coppa Italia in his first season and finished 3rd. It was pretty improbable that Napoli would be able to break the stranglehold that Juventus have on Serie A, but again - Benitez brought silverware to the club. He was fairly popular with Napoli fans at this stage.
His second season didn't go as well and they lost out on CL football. They've improved since and currently sit second in Serie A.
He left Real four points behind Atletico Madrid, who were leaders at the time. They'd also cruised through the CL group stages. Four months later, they sit in the same position - suggesting that he had Madrid performing on par with where they should be.
Contrary to your claims, I'd say his record suggests that he's a very solid manager. Just unfortunate that he's become a bit of a parody to the general footballing contemporary.
Perhaps an indication of whether he did well or is whether each club improved upon his departure. Liverpool became even worse, as did Inter Milan. Both clubs have/had deep rooted problems within the hierarchy of the club, which compromised their chances of success more than any manager could.
He finished 3rd with Chelsea with a Europa League. As an interim coach, his objective was to stabilize the club and ensure CL football - which he did. They proceeded to then finish in the exact same league position the year after with Mourinho, suggesting that Benitez' performance was pretty solid.
At Napoli, he won the Coppa Italia in his first season and finished 3rd. It was pretty improbable that Napoli would be able to break the stranglehold that Juventus have on Serie A, but again - Benitez brought silverware to the club. He was fairly popular with Napoli fans at this stage.
His second season didn't go as well and they lost out on CL football. They've improved since and currently sit second in Serie A.
He left Real four points behind Atletico Madrid, who were leaders at the time. They'd also cruised through the CL group stages. Four months later, they sit in the same position - suggesting that he had Madrid performing on par with where they should be.
Contrary to your claims, I'd say his record suggests that he's a very solid manager. Just unfortunate that he's become a bit of a parody to the general footballing contemporary.
Rafa is a good manager. He's a parody only amongst United fans(understandably) and Chelsea fans (he embarrased them many times in the cups with a far cheaper team).