PSG and Leipzig - We’ll never get out of the group!

Our opponents would be Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Dortmund or a Group B club (Real Madrid, Mönchengladbach, Donetsk).
Is it fair to say we're only really underdogs against Munich? The others may be 50/50 ties despite us being awful half the time.
 
I’m still shocked someone created this thread and put the hex on it. Hopefully we can get out of it and the United witch doctors have done all they can to help.
 
We really got some bright fans here :lol: Imagine being that stupid to create this thread after 2 games :lol:
 
Been here for a decade or so and this is officially my most hated thread. Knew it was trouble from the start.

Give the OP a suitably humiliating tagline, please.
 
I remember the pelters I got when I said we were out the minute we lost in Turkey

Could have wrapped the group up with even a point in that game
 
Been here for a decade or so and this is officially my most hated thread. Knew it was trouble from the start.

Give the OP a suitably humiliating tagline, please.

This needs a poll, so our voice are known.
 
that night in istanbul

Bad performances happen. For me the biggest issue is the last game against Paris. We wasted, yet again, so many massive chances.
 
Well-deserved. I knew this was going to happen as soon as we lost in Istanbul against a 3rd Tier Turkish club.
 
Been here for a decade or so and this is officially my most hated thread. Knew it was trouble from the start.

Give the OP a suitably humiliating tagline, please.
Incorrectly predicted Uniteds qualification from the group 2020 after 2 wins.
Strangely I’m more annoyed by this thread than United going out because it was pretty much a given from this threads creation we were going to cock it up.
 
I remember the pelters I got when I said we were out the minute we lost in Turkey

Could have wrapped the group up with even a point in that game
We need to win that game though. One point from that game was not enough.

We needed to prevent PSG and Leizpig from winning against us to acquire 10+ points which we failed.
 
Where are you now then?

Naglesmann will run rings around the PE teacher.

Well he did in the end, and we didn't get out of the group, so, yeah? The hipster manager got the result when his team needed it.
 
What a strange fun ride it's been to witness this thread to its completion, a roller-coaster full of emotions, hopes and despair, pride and shame.
 
We beat PSG and Leipzig in our 2 opening games...
- Let’s all laugh at this thread

We loss almost all our remaining games and went out of the group...
- Let’s all laugh at those who laughed at this thread