Press Conference Thread 2013/2014

Skysports news are meant to be covering it from 4 as well
 
Nightmare:
Thiago? No we're not chasing him. He seems to love Barcelona and is happy with his current situation. Besides, I'm more than satisfied with our current squad! Giggs is more than willing to play in central midfield, and Anderson is only slightly overweight now!

As for Rooney, I've decided to double his salary, make him captain, and allow him to urinate on one supporter from the Stretford End during the half time of every home game. I'm not joking! I'll personally walk up the stand, pick a totally random season ticket holder, drag his sorry ass to the midfield, throw him to the ground, and wait for Rooney to do his business. While this is going on, we'll be playing "You'll never walk alone" on the speakers.

...I've alo signed Steven Naismith.
 
Can we realistically expect a signing/interest of a player to be announced today? I hope we at least get an idea of where things are heading.
 
Can we realistically expect a signing/interest of a player to be announced today? I hope we at least get an idea of where things are heading.

Interest, maybe. A signing, very unlikely. Certainly not something that will be announced in the press conference. We've introducing our first new manager since 1986. That's as big as it gets.
 
For anybody expecting anything regarding transfers....

David Moyes 2012......

"I never talk about players at other clubs, I wouldn't do that.
"I don't like it and I didn't like it when I was a player and I kept hearing there were other centre-halves coming in to take my position. I wouldn't talk about players at other clubs."

"If there was any news, I would give it to you. You will need to wait until midnight tomorrow night and then we will let you know what is happening."

This when asked about Nikica Jelavic, who he went on to sign the day after.

So don't expect too much, and don't also rush for the panic button because he's been one to play things close to his chest in the past.
 
He'll just address how many additions he wants to make hopefully, no individual players.
 
It'll be an hour of the standard "I'm honoured to be here" stuff, probably a couple of Fergie stories, a complete dodge on any possible transfers and then the declaration that we are signing Rooney to a new deal. The one surprise I am hoping for is that he announces that we are also signing Nani and Evra to new deals.
 
I guess the embargoed bits will feature the really interesting stuff.
 
For anybody expecting anything regarding transfers....

David Moyes 2012......

"I never talk about players at other clubs, I wouldn't do that.
"I don't like it and I didn't like it when I was a player and I kept hearing there were other centre-halves coming in to take my position. I wouldn't talk about players at other clubs."

"If there was any news, I would give it to you. You will need to wait until midnight tomorrow night and then we will let you know what is happening."

This when asked about Nikica Jelavic, who he went on to sign the day after.

So don't expect too much, and don't also rush for the panic button because he's been one to play things close to his chest in the past.


Thanks for that, very informative on how he deals with transfers. I guess we'll just have to be patient.
 
It'll be an hour of the standard "I'm honoured to be here" stuff, probably a couple of Fergie stories, a complete dodge on any possible transfers and then the declaration that we are signing Rooney to a new deal. The one surprise I am hoping for is that he announces that we are also signing Nani and Evra to new deals.


Hope to God this happens

Journalist: "Do you know where Mel Gibson is??"
Moyes: "You wha'???"
Journalist: "DO YOU KNOW WHERE MEL GIBSON IS????"
Moyes: "I..I..I"
Journalist: "Do you not think that if I knew where he was, that I wouldn't be wiping his ass right now???"

Or something freakishly stupid and random like that
 
can't find it, can you pm me?
 
Thanks, but I thought the press conference already started. 45 minutes from now on.
 
I've forgotten how to find streams so a PM would be lovely thanks.
 
tension and excitement is like in the minutes leading upto a Champions League knock out game!

Even vaguely excited about David Moyes. More curious though.
 
How do I invite people to a conversation?

kps88 I think you have to do it.

Invite people for the link.

(Am I allowed to say that? :nervous: )


I must be the only person that link doesn't work for. No video. Tried multiple browsers.
 
I'm still waiting on mine :( It's been about 3 minutes already, what's the hold up?!