Premier League matchweek 2 (august 19th-21th)

[Inigo Montoya]

Ok, sure makes sense. Sad that after Spain therr was another attack in Finland and Russia

Sad that there are attacks anywhere

 

[Santi_Mesut_Alexis_87]

Sanè outmuscled here.

 

[marlowe78]

Sane's been a head case this half.

 

[Scorpy]

Sane the wingback doesn't know how to take a throw-in.

 

[JinnerJamie]

WTF is with the empty seats?

Jose and Rui are spoiling for all the die hard City fans.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

City's new keeper looks as good as their last one.

 

[hubbuh]

Did y'all celebrate that Everton goal? Like physically?

Why the hell not? City just conceded, and one of the club's biggest legends scored the goal. Apart from watching United score, can't get much better than that.

 

[Dobba]

Why isn't Almighty booked then?

 

[Cheech Wizard]

Thanks Sky for reminding me who our International manager is.. Gareth fecking Southgate.

 

[Maradona10]

He looked a nervous wreck against Brighton too on the few occasions he was asked to do anything. Is this the curse of Joe Hart?

Maybe early days nerves as its his first home game, but this will pile on some pressure.

 

[GifLord]

Rooney 0:1



Ederson

 

[Scarecrow]

@GifLord I missed the goal mate, hook me up please.

Edit: Good lad.

 

[whatwha]

Did y'all celebrate that Everton goal? Like physically?

Shouting and fist pumping

 

[Kostur]

Why not book Jesus for diving now you inconsistent shit.

 

[Ramshock]

Sell Rom buy Roo?

 

[Santi_Mesut_Alexis_87]

Southgate in the stand.

 

[Theafonis]

Keane hacking the shit out of Jesus there, blind ref

 

[Kush]

So, can someone please tell me what's the reasoning behind playing Sane as wing back after you've spent £130m on new ones this window?

Such a weird position to play someone like Sane in.

 

[prtk0811]

Wayne haha.

Ederson

 

[Summit]

@GifLord I missed the goal mate, hook me up please.

and as if by magic

 

[Wowi]

Cue the "Rooney showing Mourinho what he's missing" headlines tomorrow.

Doubt it, seeing as we've scored eight goals in two games, with our new striker scoring three of them.

 

[Mogget]

Sane, Stones and Ederson for that goal

Don't forget Fernandinho's stupid dive in

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I don't remember him scoring a lot of first time left footed shots. Good to see he's happy again.

He'll get more gametime at Everton than he'd ever have got at Utd.

Would he be ahead of any of our attacking players right now?

 

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Rooney!

4-D chess from Mou -- taking points off of City!

 

[Super Chops]

How good are Everton at parking the bus?

haven't conceded a goal yet in 4.5 games...

 

[Ramshock]

radio 5 commentator calling Jesus "Zayshuz"

 

[JustFootballFan]

Why not book Jesus for diving now you inconsistent shit.

Agreed. That was more of a dive than Davies.

 

[FCBarca]

DCL looks a nice player, and City still need a goalscorer

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Doubt it, seeing as we've scored eight goals in two games, with our new striker scoring three of them.

Plus this game is far from over

 

[Santi_Mesut_Alexis_87]

Walker still thinks to play for Spurs.

 

[Ban]

Ederson

 

[Massive Spanner]

Can take the dirt out of Spurs..

 

[Obiorahking_]

Superb defending from Baines.

 

[Kostur]

Pickford has quite a shit first touch.

 

[Summit]

what.a.tackle

 

[GifLord]

And rooney almost fecks up

 

[WalkerTheRed]

You jus can't make it up. Rooney hits his PL goal number 200 against City

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Rooney nearly did a Vieria there

 

[marlowe78]

Rooney, don't undo what you did.

 

[FCBarca]

Not a booking much less a foul from Walker

 

[idmanager]

And the United Rooney is back after the goal

 

[SilentWitness]

We need to calm down.

 

[Eddy_JukeZ]

Rooney had his patented lofted ball on the right.

And for once, he didn't do it.