Premier League Gameweek 34 (which is not the same as gameweek 35)

Guys, lets not pretend Spurs were good or were game-raising on Thursday - rather that second half performance was pathetic from United.
 
LowXGiverpol striking again today. Gonna be a smashfest.
 
Feck me Spurs. Why don’t you just shit the bed and let Klopp piss in your mouth while you’re at it.
 
United players went 2-0 up and thought job done, let's just jog for rest of the game.

Liverpool, Newcastle, arsenal and city rub their hands thinking we can hump these lot and fill our boots
 
They’ve had their cup final and manager bounce so time to revert to form and boy have they done that
 
A message from Daniel: Ledley King named first-team manager. We thank Ryan for his services and wish him all the best.
 
I literally just sat down for a sh.. put on SkyGo & it’s 2-0 :lol:

Shambolic 2nd half from us on Thursday!
 
Crazy to think Liverpool have had an awful season when they can play this well. I'm incredibly jealous watching them now after 90mins of United v Villa :lol:
 
Can't believe we let Spurs come back from 2-0 they're truly awful
 
If you look at the positives as a Spurs fan, this way you’ll never have to pay for away tickets again.
 
Spurs when they play at anfield:
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Harry Kane really wants to be ready for joining United with this start at Anfield
 
I must have imagined Diaz being fit for the shit start of the season
 
Why do they put scrubs like Gerrard, Lampard and Mason in charge of these massive institutions. Just would not happen in any other walk of life. Honestly don't get it.
 
Ok now I'm even more pissed off we didn't win against these lot on thus :mad:
 
Kane surely can’t stay another season with this shite :lol:

He will definitely be pushing for a move. Even if he just wants the goal scoring record, he must know there is no chance he will break it at Tottenham. They are just getting worse and worse.