Premier League Gameweek 34 (which is not the same as gameweek 35)

Chelsea’s in that poor spot of their name being miles bigger than their team so teams still try against them even though this is like piling on a poor run of form Bournemouth at this point
 
I would gladly forfeit every remaining game and take a 3-0 loss for every one of them right now.
 
Arsenal playing almost in Chelsea’s half and Mudryk still on the bench.

Lampard does not have a clue.
 
Even under the worst of Rangnick last season we weren't this bad.

The home form was ok, the away form disgraceful.

Chelsea are disgraceful home and away
 
You could sack half these Chelsea players for dereliction of duty.
 
Good job Azpilicueta for going mental at not being given a 50/50 decision for a goal kick but being content in getting spanked for 3 goals.
 
Havertz is such a pointless footballer, and he’s also the best Chelsea forward so far.

He's not a forward, but he's been made to be one so then he underwhelms. He's a good 8/CAM as part of midfield 3 or playing off another CF, but of course Chelsea don't have a clue how to use him like many other players since his arrival. It's been hit and hope. Still think they'll have to go back to a back 3 and Poch or whoever makes them defensively tight and hope they create chances through the middle and convert enough chances.
 
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