Premier League Gameweek 33

[Oscar Bonavena]

Are Chelsea playing better football than us?
They will finish above us at this rate.

At their worst they're as inept and disjointed as us, and have been for most of the season, but at their best they're capable of scoring 4s and 5s which we seem incapable of doing (extra time v Liverpool aside).

For example, I couldn't see us beating anyone 5-0 at home at the moment.

 

[always_hoping]

Tonight confirms Chelsea have players that control themselves in public like spoiled children on a schoolyard

 

[DomesticTadpole]

I think he thought he had earned the penalty, when it actually seems it was the foul on Palmer that earned it.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

The pen on Madueke didn’t look like a pen to me.

Funny to see the kids fight over a pen

Sky saying it was the earlier foul on Palmer they gave the penalty. Tried to play advantage.

 

[duffer]

The pen on Madueke didn’t look like a pen to me.

Funny to see the kids fight over a pen

It was a foul on Palmer.

 

[MayosNoun]

Caicedo has been excellent again.

 

[Zed is not dead]

It was a foul on Palmer.

My bad, I only looked at the replay as I missed it in live

 

[Robbie Boy]

Everton really need to be replacing Dyche this summer.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Palmer coming off.

 

[Pughnichi]

Patterson is so bad.

 

[Ayoba]

I thought Dyche would be good for Everton but turns out he's a terrible manager

 

[Adz_99]

I thought Dyche would be good for Everton but turns out he's a terrible manager

In fairness without the 8(?) point deduction they're comfortably mid-table ish. Dyche is a great manager for a team who want to finish 14th.

 

[Amsterdam Devil]

Chelsea will finish above us.

 

[That_Bloke]

In fairness without the 8(?) point deduction they're comfortably mid-table ish. Dyche is a great manager for a team who want to finish 14th.

 

[Ayoba]

Thiago Silva's son has just come on

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Signs asking for players shirts should be banned, and the owners prosecuted

 

[RuudTom83]

I didn't watch the game, but as I've been brainwashed into giving a shit about 'total shots' stats I looked at the number Everton conceded in a 5-nil beating.

It was 12!!! how the fook do United concede 20, 28, 28, 31 every match! it really is utter madness.

 

[BelfastRed2021]

I pray that we dont spunk millions on Branthwaite or Onana

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Six now. Brutal.

 

[duffer]

Haha you love to see that, celebration police be damned!

 

[WeePat]

Gilchrist

 

[awop]

You scored the sixth goal against Everton, come on now, get in the tunnel...

 

[MayosNoun]

Loved that celebration

 

[autopilot]

Harsh adding 7 minutes to this...

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Losing is bad enough but not totally unexpected (away to Chelsea), but knocking your GD down 6 brings Everton’s a lot closer to the sides below them… could be tight at season end and who knows if GD key?

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

I didn't watch the game, but as I've been brainwashed into giving a shit about 'total shots' stats I looked at the number Everton conceded in a 5-nil beating.

It was 12!!! how the fook do United concede 20, 28, 28, 31 every match! it really is utter madness.

Well, you see, a lot of the shots United concede aren't anything to worry about, or something.

 

[Wilt]

Chelsea 3 points behind Utd with a game in hand

 

[RuudTom83]

Chelsea will finish above us.

Dammit! Chelsea with the bragging rights for 7th place! over United in 8th!

Who cares both teams have been awful this season.

 

[Ayoba]

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire....
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na na na na

 

[RedSky]

Chelsea 3 points behind Utd with a game in hand

They have some nasty fixtures though.

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

Winner of Everton v Forest probably stays up IMO

 

[Plant0x84]

Chelsea 3 points behind Utd with a game in hand

We are bang in trouble, or silver lining - no Conference league - depends on your view. For me they can have it, it would be salt in the wound to have to travel to Boratistan to play FC bedpan on a Thursday night.

 

[Superunknown]

Winner of Everton v Forest probably stays up IMO

If Everton go down, I could see them dropping to League One the season afterwards. They're in really bad shape.

 

[Plant0x84]

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire....
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na na na na

What’s a trombelice? I know the lyrics are strong beliefs, but this is funny nostalgia

 

[duffer]

They have some nasty fixtures though.

Indeed. Arsenal then Villa (both away) up next in the league.

 

[Wilt]

We are bang in trouble, or silver lining - no Conference league - depends on your view. For me they can have it, it would be salt in the wound to have to travel to Boratistan to play FC bedpan on a Thursday night.

Not so bothered about Conference though it would be good to play the kids in it

 

[Plant0x84]

Not so bothered about Conference though it would be good to play the kids in it

We won’t though. We will play the whole first team and try to win it and it will be humiliating.

 

[Superunknown]

What’s a trombelice? I know the lyrics are strong beliefs, but this is funny nostalgia

This is a joke in our household, too. It was only a few years ago that my wife heard me singing this and corrected me. I thought it was a female trombone player. Never bothered looking it up as I was so certain that I'd heard this somewhere and it was guaranteed truth.

Always thought it was a weird lyric. But, it was the 90s, so just thought it was an interesting time for us all.

 

[Wilt]

We won’t though. We will play the whole first team and try to win it and it will be humiliating.

Yep that‘s the Ten Hag way

 

[SilentWitness]

Oh my god that was awful. Just left the bridge. I don't think our players have individually had worse performances all season. Just so so poor individually. I thought our pressing in the first half was making Chelsea really nervous and we had a couple of chances but feck me, Beto is just not that good.

Caicedo and Palmer were both very very good. A pleasure to watch them live really.