You couldn't make it up.
Ah no wait, you could, it's Spurs.
Ah no wait, you could, it's Spurs.
Premier League Gameweek 32-33
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a la NBA: we-want-ten! we-want-ten! 
Thank you, Newcastle. A few more before HT.
10mins and it is 3-0. Spurs is way off, Kane will leave and so will others.
3-0
Yeah, Newcastle being in the top four this season is no fluke, they've earned it.
This Spurs manager has not got a clue. 3 goals conceded in 8 minutes and he is still refusing to make a sub or a tactical switch.
Kane miss
I'm beginning to think Spurs might not win this
Well that's that battle sorted
Big chance for Kane. Misses the target
Yep. Their press and ball retention is shit so they suit us well. We should at the very least be able to get a draw.
Spursy. It really is a thing
A huge step towards top-4 for us. This surely means the end of Spurs' hopes
5 goals in 13 minutes, glorious day
So easy being an Arsenal fan when your local/main rivals are a banter club
So nice of our North London brothers to get humiliated and take the spotlight off us
Bring back Conte
Probably how City fans feel tbf
Their fans might not like it but Conte was right in every word he said in that press conference before getting sacked.
That's exactly what is so brilliant about it - for those who remember Fieldmarshals Haig - in the Blackadder 4 series
You look at that table and you see where a lack of a true number 9 and those three hammerings have really hurt us.
I will patiently wait to see us destroying teams in 10 minutes.
This is bad from Bournemouth, west ham only played a few days ago
WHU two up at Bournemouth.
With fans like you we are indeed
Actually a great result for us.
What in the blazing hell? 3-0 already after 15 minutes? How did that happen?
Hopefully, the same can be said in a few hours.
“Spurs better be careful or this could get embarrassing “ are the words from captain obvious who is commentating meanwhile Spurs look like like one legged pirates from Monty Python.
We’re in a very good position especially when you consider last season and the start to this.
Spurs version of defending.
After 8 minutes. We’ve had no goals in 8 minutes now. I’m disappointed.
Weird to use a sub on a World Cup winning CB but Romero might have to come off, he's a step slow on every Newcastle attack.
Absolutely pathetic from Spurs.. I was kidding myself hoping these would stop Newcastle extending the point gap for 4th. How are they still hanging on to 5th with all games played is beyond me. Been shite for ages but are still up there in the way.
Spurs will get the next two goals. Feel like most Premier League games recently have been a seesaw back and forward basketball match or one team giving the other an absolute drubbing.
That doesn't even make any sense
They slow down, no goal in more than 5 mins!! Spurs might come back!!
Don’t think a player has regressed as badly this season as Son has. Those injuries must have caught up with him.