Premier League Gameweek 30-32

Ortega looks like a mix of Jason Sudeikis and Zachary Levi
 
Pretty dire half. Not helped by the ref allowing attacks to be broken up with impunity.
 
They should just shake hands and end this.

By far one of the worst games I have ever seen. Ever. Not just in Premier League.
 
This is what watching Everton most weeks is like but without the added bonus of seeing us make a mistake and the other team scoring.
 
70% of posession, at home, 1 shot on target, from a corner.

No risks shall be taken.
 
Is this what the top of the English elite have to offer? Pathetic stuff.
 
They are playing even game against City. I wish that one day we will play like this in big away games.
We played much better than this away from home at City under Ole. These kind of aspirations result in never winning the league.
 
I'm going to pretend we're not in summer time until next weekend and this game hasn't kicked off yet.
 
The half has been so bad let's pluck a random Jesus stat and compare it to 7 players for no reason.
 
A boring half after a shit weekend of results. Of course
 
There is nothing cringy than Sky Sports advertising TV shows and movies on their channel. I swear they never used too. No I don’t want to watch the poor man’s version of Game of Thrones thank you. It sucked after Season 4 finished anyway.
 
There is nothing cringy than Sky Sports advertising TV shows and movies on their channel. No I don’t want to watch the poor man’s version of Game of Thrones thank you. It sucked after Season 4 finished anyway.

This football match is 100x worse than HotD.
 
Perfect example of why players dive, because it's the only way refs give fouls.

Haaland was getting the shirt tore off him. Ref giving nothing. Haaland leaps into the air. Whistle.