Premier League Gameweek 1

[The Firestarter]

Klopps theatrics got old 5 years ago

 

[Catt]

Klopp yawning.

 

[Anustart89]

Commentators still oblivious to card waving being penalised with yellow cards.

 

[Superunknown]

Where's Martin Tyler?

Have you seen Toy Story 2 where Jessie gets left at the side of the road by her previous owner?

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Malo Gusto

Dad is the inventor of meal subscription service.

 

[Nick7]

Jackson got booked there
Taylor is back.

Everyone is getting booked for asking for other players to get booked

 

[Oldyella]

I think Newcastle looked better than arsenal

Yeah, they were playing a decent side too.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Where's Martin Tyler?

Have you seen No Country for Old Men?

 

[Greyfog]

2 shyte teams. Same top 4 as last season

 

[jinnyjinnyjinny]

Emotionally challenged Jurgen Klopp.

 

[CloneMC16]

Have you seen Toy Story 2 where Jessie gets left at the side of the road by her previous owner?

 

[Erics_Collar]

Maatsen chap looks out of his depth since coming on.

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

2 shyte teams. Same top 4 as last season

Yep think it won’t be that close either.

 

[zaafi]

I was told Szoboszlai was a much better player than Mount

 

[Idxomer]

Sanchez is always too casual.

 

[Prodigy24]

What's so special about this Mudryk guy other than that he runs very fast?

 

[MDFC Manager]

I was told Szoboszlai was a much better player than Mount

Laughable

 

[Reapersoul20]

darwizzy is our king, hero of the stretford end

 

[Red Star One]

Nice touch Darwin

 

[The Mitcher]

What's so special about this Mudryk guy other than that he runs very fast?

He's the ghost of Kiev.

 

[Dazzmondo]

That Nunez elegance

 

[Idxomer]

I love those yellow cards.

 

[Vidyoyo]

Is Ben Doak any relation to Dr Doak?

Also who the hell is Ben Doak?

 

[CloneMC16]

Players are really getting booked for asking for yellows?

 

[arnie_ni]

Loving the refs actually booking things that should always have even yellows

 

[tenpoless]

Pool played really badly...

 

[Rightnr]

MacAllister getting booked for asking for a booking

 

[Snow]

That Nunez elegance

Terrible ball from McAllister. Fluffed a straight forward pass. Felt bad for his mate in goal.

 

[Chairman Steve]

More like Mad Allister

 

[Buckie]

I was told Szoboszlai was a much better player than Mount

Szoboszlai looks like another one of those players that excelled in Germany but won't be able to play as effectively in the EPL.

 

[arnie_ni]

Players are really getting booked for asking for yellows?

About time.

 

[prateik]

Very poor ball from MacAlister .. poor touch from Nunez as well.. but that was a terrible ball.

 

[MDFC Manager]

What's so special about this Mudryk guy other than that he runs very fast?

Just a shite, ineffective Joe Cole.

 

[whitbyviking]

Best thing about this game is the warm glow of knowing we didn’t sign Gakpo. What on earth is he good at?

That ruined our season apparently, it would have been so much better if we’d signed him instead of Wout

 

[Scholes the maestro]

Darwin Lukaku!!

 

[kouroux]

Look at logic applied by that idiot Taylor. Booking players who get fouled rather than the one who committed the foul. Perfect example of applying rules without common sense

 

[criticalanalysis]

Can't wait to see Bruno keeping his hand booking waving in check this season

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Nice touch Darwin

Too be fair, it's an appalling pass from Alexis.

 

[Sylar]

Players are really getting booked for asking for yellows?

Hopefully not just for one or two weeks then forgotten

 

[2 man midfield]

Macallister did Nunez dirty then