I know Gil is supposed to be promising, but it really does look like they grabbed two random blokes from the stands and thrown them on
Premier League game week 5
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If we had Kovacic or Jorginho we'd call them too lightwight for CM and they'd be sitting right next to Donny. In fact, you can put money on it.
I find him pointless largely. Some guy good at set pieces who's somewhere between a wing back and a full back.
Yep. Paid off the parents of the girl who was his passenger and killed. Avoided jail time.
I think it will be draw, neither team likes scoring
Wow top three currently are one goal away from each other
Spurs should have sold Kane and improved their team.
A truly grim story. Puts some perspective on the perceived misbehaviours of other footballers.
Chelsea rubbing salt in the wounds and bringing on Werner
That would have been too sensible for Daniel Levy.
Yeah they’ve missed the boat on it now, if he has only an average season then his price will drop off dramatically. He drops far too deep now a days.
Lukaku
Kante is the embodiment of Karma - Good things comes to good people. I'm only surprised a balloon full of money and tickets to a caribbean cruise for an orphanage for him to give away didn't sail and land at his feet afterwards.
Chelsea look our biggest threat this season. Very few weaknesses and Tuchel looks the real deal.
Apparently that Skipp has been one of their better players this season.
Spurs 2 down, Kane still playing everywhere except centre forward.
And not sure anyone else would be interested in him too by then
There’s the Romelu I remember! Donkey
He’s fancied himself a DM for a while now. Weird
Get Brian and Skipp on. That'll show em.
Nope Haaland and Mbappe will be the two next summer, Kane will stay at Spurs now I think unless City go back in for him.
He learned that on England duty.
I'd trust wolves and southampton more than spurs.
Spurs did beat City, to be fair
Chelsea look in complete control.
Need City to beat them next week, or the momentum will be too huge going into a run of games which look like Southampton, Brentford, Norwich, Newcastle and Burnley.
Need City to beat them next week, or the momentum will be too huge going into a run of games which look like Southampton, Brentford, Norwich, Newcastle and Burnley.
Just noticed Alli has died some of his hair blue. He must be off to Chelsea.
Rüdiger
Could have killed him
There's definitely something wrong with Rudiger. He's a fecking idiot of a man. I really don't like the guy
Nuno's start at Spurs bit similar to Jose's with United, good start and 3 wins in August, then followed with 2 defeats. Chelsea too good for them.
I love the Rudiger shithouse.
Rudiger is the Pepe of the Premier League. Good defender, but also a sneaky thug.
Definition of a loose cannon
Come on Spurs. Keep us top of the league. Don't Spursy this up. 
He's a very dirty player and a coward. Hate him.
Absolutely not true, his league form last season was ok, not great.
They look great so far this season.
Rüdiger
Looked like there was the off chance of him reaching down and putting him in the figure 4 after he'd booted the ball at him. Just a total loose cannon.