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Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United

Post-match discussion


Mon, 06 May 2024

I dont think there is a single team in the PL that i wouldnt do a straight swap of players with. The 1-2 teams with worse players will at least be cheaper and easier to get rid off.

We have a dreadful squad that noone will take from us even if we pay them to do so, Sir Jim is gonna have to fork upp 100s of millions just to buy the shit out.
 
I don’t know how anyone can rate Onana, he’s shit.
 
I don’t say it often for any manager or players but after tonight I believe they have given up on this manager.
 
Worth taking into account how much that flaky group of United players are getting paid and they didn't even try to avoid a embarrassing defeat tonight against an average Palace side.
 
INEOS can do one if they don't fire him tomorrow.
And also Onana should be benched for the season. He just doesn't deserve a start.

Case and Evans at least can be called 4th or 5th backup because of injuries. Onana has no excuse.
 
Time to dig out those posts from earlier on in the season about how much better off we are without certain key players after a match versus Palace.
 
I've been apathetic pretty much since November, the way this season would pan out has been clear under ETH.

But tonight I am back to being angry. We are allowing him to drag us through the mud. INEOS need to do something ASAP.

Also, that performance from Case was real 0/10 stuff, up there with the worst I've ever seen - Taibi, Bebe, any of them.
 
Expected the worst, we certainly delivered. 100% some of the 'injured' players weren't injured today. I'd put money on an interim now until season's end.

Note to the mods, if someone starts a thread to say they're quitting, can you actually just honour the request and temp ban their account. Think about it, why post it and go to the bother/clog up the caf for everyone if it's just for attention? Only fair to help them take a bit of time out?
 
What the hell is wrong with Carragher? Spluttering everywhere telling the players to leave the pitch as they are... leaving the pitch.
 
Is anyone surprised anymore? We keep doing the same shit every single game and nothing changes.
 
We’ve had a ton of games where this scoreline would be no less than we deserve, or even flattering.

If he doesn’t get axed now I really don’t know what the club are playing at.
 
This bit of commentary sums us up perfectly…

‘Any ball of any quality. Actually it doesn’t have to be that good…causes all sorts of problems’
 
Disgraceful performance. That was a humiliation, we were atrocious all night. AWB was worst player on pitch, though Casemiro and Hojlund would give him a run for his money as well as Eriksen. There needs to be a big clear out in the summer, we just need rid of some of these players as soon as possible.
 
Not even giving a MOTM, disgraceful from everyone involved.

Outplayed in every area.
 
Depressing to watch us these days.

Two positives: 1. away fans 2. season ends in 20 days.
 
Surely that has to be it? I don't see how he continues at this point
 
Another pathetic performance, injuries are no excuse for players not putting in the proper effort.
 
Spineless performance. Hate this team. I really hate this team.
 
Berrada, Wilcox and hopefully Ashworth have a job on their hands trying to fix this mess.
 
Appalled, after all the money spent in recent years, thats the team we put out and how it performed.

Staggering to believe this is an actual football club, and one of the biggest in the world, anyone associated with the club should hang their heads in shame at where we are.

10 years of mismanagement, wasted money and poor standards.

Its sad to see how far we've fallen.
 
Palace looking like real 4 top contenders under a new manager

Man United looking like relegation candidates next season
 
Shit.

We better not turn up against Arsenal
 
Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.


hahah thanks r kid you just cheered me up after that shit show .
 
This was quite possibly the worst United game I have witnessed.
 
Utter, utter shite. No redeeming factors. It was crap. Players and staff should be ashamed of themselves.

Well done to the away fans who turned up tonight. Shame the players didn't.
 
Honestly it's funny to watch at this point

Meant to have aspirations for the title, what with this lot? Bahaha!
 
Maybe the worst thing is that it was quite expected. Not 4-0 and completely played of the pitch bad but dominated by a stronger side.
Easiest Permier League game for Palace so far this century and i don`t think i am exaggerating too much.
 
Appalled, after all the money spent in recent years, thats the team we put out and how it performed.

Staggering to believe this is an actual football club, and one of the biggest in the world, anyone associated with the club should hang their heads in shame at where we are.

10 years of mismanagement, wasted money and poor standards.

Its sad to see how far we've fallen.

Atrocious performance. Zero organisation. No leadership. Appalling.
 

Player Ratings

2.7 Total Average Rating

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Lowest Rated Player

Compiled from 225 ratings.

Score Predictions

45,92,30
  • Man Utd win
  • Crystal Palace win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 21% Crystal Palace 2:1 Man Utd
  • 14% Crystal Palace 1:2 Man Utd
  • 13% Crystal Palace 2:0 Man Utd
  • 10% Crystal Palace 3:1 Man Utd
  • 9% Crystal Palace 2:2 Man Utd
  • 8% Crystal Palace 1:1 Man Utd
  • 4% Crystal Palace 1:3 Man Utd
  • 4% Crystal Palace 1:0 Man Utd
  • 3% Crystal Palace 0:2 Man Utd
  • 2% Crystal Palace 4:1 Man Utd
  • 2% Crystal Palace 0:1 Man Utd
  • 2% Crystal Palace 3:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Crystal Palace 3:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 0:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 2:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 4:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 4:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 6:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 0:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 1:4 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 0:5 Man Utd
  • 1% Crystal Palace 0:9 Man Utd
Compiled from 167 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Crystal Palace
  2. Man Utd
Possession
43% 57%
Shots
18 7
Shots on Target
10 2
Corners
6 2
Fouls
12 8

Referee

Jarred Gillett