DDG - Amidst all the oafing around, it went almost unnoticed that at one point he stood less than a metre out from his goal, then instead of catching a simple cross, punched the air in the face and nearly let the ball bounce into an empty goal.
Bissaka - One of those days where he can look himself in the eye and say honestly that he'd have done much better by getting sent off in the first minute.
Lindelof - He doesn't seem like someone who would help catch a criminal. He seems like someone who would try and end up accidentally helping them escape while causing the entire police force to crash their cars into the river.
Maguire - Fully deserved to be sent back to jail for that performance and yet despite that was our second best defender.
Shaw - I mean, at least if you were rating him you could reasonably give him more than a 1/10, which is something you can't say for the other three.
Matic - I thought he was alright, but he's too slow for these types of games. Especially if you're going to endlessly try and pretend Pogba is a holding/box to box midfielder.
Pogba - He's been here for over four years and is still more often than ot one of the worst performing players on the pitch, and there are always still excuses made for him, BUT, playing him in a role that requires defensive positioning and discipline is so stupid. We know he can't do it. It's not like he doesn't try. He just isn't good at it. In the same way Fernandes wouldn't be if we played him there. In the same way Greenwood wouldn't be very good if we played him at fullback.
Fernandes - Barely given a decent pass into him all game and yet ends up resonsible for all three of our goals.
Greenwood - Bit off by his standards. Probably shagged some drugs before the game or something
Martial - You are allowed to pass the ball before trying to dribble through a wall of players.
Rashford - Very good apart from his strange interpretation of the offside rule.
VDB - Basically won us the game by almost not letting the bll go off the pitch.
Bailly - I thought he came on so someone would be picking up March at the far post, but then Brighton got like, another 7 chances after he came on due to March being left completely free. Do our coaching staff even watch the game?
Fred - I mean, Pogba had to come off, but that will be the case every time the opposition press us and we insist on playing him next to Matic and expecting it to work.
Ref/VAR - Proof that it is possible to have a competent referee. If this was last week's referee and VAR the game would have somehow ended 4-0 to someone.
Now we know that games are allowed to carry on even after they have technically finished until we are winning, I'm fairly confident we can win the league.