That has to be the flattest performance of all time: we played as if we'd go through by avoiding a heavy defeat.
At the end of an evening game I sometimes have trouble getting to sleep because I'm either angry beyond words or elated. Last night? Fell asleep almost immediately because it was if we hadn't even played.
Yes, we were compact and defended better than in recent weeks, but we did exactly nothing going forward - Neuer might as well have stayed in Munich. We are incapable of doing both... Neuer makes everything look so easy, while our clown makes everything look so difficult
No one gets any marks for that game but oh boy did we see the difference between proper recruitment and a bunch of jokers: Kim was as good as any German defender in days gone by (I know he's not actual german). But what was disappointing was making Upamecano look good when he really, really isn't. All in all, I'm not sure bayern got out of first gear
The only positive I can take from the game was that Varane was calm and steady, back to his best and clearly we now can't sell him in January as Maguire is surely going to be out for some time (Shaw too, but maybe not for as long). Antony showed flashes of what he can do, and garnacho's speed almost got him round the back. Other than that, a pile of p!ss
Obviously we lost out on qualification long before last night - not being Galatasaray at home, losing in Copenhagen - and it doesn't really matter because there isn't team in the last 16 that we could beat