Players with food and drink names

[Plant0x84]

Finid-us Crispy Pancakes George

Bruno Fernandesicated coconut.

 

[Old Ma Crow]

Steve Mcmanaspam
Steve Gerrlard
Bruce Grubbelard
Graham SweetandSourness

 

[didz]

Pote (ato chips)
Sami "Hula" Hyypia
Kyle Walkers
Wotsits Szczesny
Frazzles Campbell
KP Boateng
Tyrrells Malacia
Wu Lay's
Tayto Hernandez
Ryan Kent
Oliver Skips

Team: Borussia Monster Munchengladbach
Style of play: Heavy Kettle football
Manager: Jürgen "once you pop you just can't" Klopp
Owners: Joel and Avram Quavers

 

[Isotope]

Burnedo FerNaanDish

 

[noodlehair]

Gianfranco Cola
Sambuca Vialli
Graeme Le Sauce
John Cherry
Dean Ambrosia
Jason KaramacAteer
KFC Wimbledon

 

[Big Andy]

David Boost
Trio Ferdinand
Dairy Milkay Gundogan
Michael Chompra
Toffee Crespo
Double Deco
Ferrero O'Shea
Paul Flake
Freddo Kanoute
Turkish De Ligt
Victor Lindtelof
Rocky Ruud

 

[Big Andy]

This thread is like a comfort blanket for me. Back in my Made Up XI's safe space.

 

[Chipper]

Kentucky Fried Ricken

 

[Big Andy]

Kentucky Fried Ricken

Kentuchel Friedel Ricken

 

[SuperiorXI]

Peter Ohdemhotwings

 

[Big Andy]

Continuing the KFC Theme

Julian Drumsticks
Thightus Bramble
Corn on the Kobbie Mainoo
Denzel Dumfries
Bargain Busquets
Andy Coleslaw
Gravy Klaasen

 

[York]

Clarence Seedorf

 

[ROFLUTION]

Candy Arrol

 

[didz]

Nemanger Bacchic

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Yeremy Pino Noir

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Marc Vindaloo

 

[Plant0x84]

Tony Guyanese Currie

 

[didz]

Bill lamb Shankly
Ron Atkinson's diet
Caviar Hernandez

 

[Chipper]

David Butty
Robert Unleavened-owski
Pitta Schmeichel
Bun Aguero
Bread Spence

 

[didz]

Yussuf Poultrysen
Calvin "sea" Bassey
Xavi Salmons
Veal Neville
Gabriel Heinz
John Terry-aki
Phillip Lamb
Phillip Cocupops
Khvicha Carrotskhelia
Eduardo Camavinegar
Marcus Mashford
"Beef" Wellington Silva
Ousmane Dem-getinma-bele

 

[Chipper]

Mead Malbranque
Stout Weghorst
Steven Berg-wine
Ethan-ol Ampadu
Bobby Fermentino
Brandy Cole
Morgan Cider-lein
Bacardi Sagna
Oliver Beerhoff

 

[didz]

Captain Morgan's Rogers
Anthony Gordon's
Gareth Ale
Bukayo Sake
Gabriel Martini-elli
Benjamin White Lightning

 

[Plant0x84]

Turmeric Cantona

 

[Chipper]

Ulises de la Booze
Mason Green Spud
Fig Inge Bjornebye
Rich Tea de Laet
David Wheater-bix
Harry Gruel
Paul Quince
Dmitri Pie Eat
Nathan Ackee
Christian Camembert

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Ulises de la Booze
Mason Green Spud
Fig Inge Bjornebye
Rich Tea de Laet
David Wheater-bix
Harry Gruel
Paul Quince
Dmitri Pie Eat
Nathan Ackee
Christian Camembert

You found your calling

 

[Pronewbie]

Al Forno Davies.

 

[Grande]

I know some of them have been mentioned, but did anyone point out that we had all three of Febian Brandy, John Cofie and Danny Drinkwater playing in the U21’s at the same time?

 

[York]

Scotch Sterling

 

[didz]

Leonardo Spinachola
Jozy Saltidore
Yukinari Sugarara
Craig Bell(pepper)amy
Jam-al Lewis
Nicolo Fagioli
Adebayo Akinfoiegras
Rogan Josh King
Anthony Partial to a bit of spaghetti and cheese on a Tuesday morning
Van Der Saag Aloo
Thomas Gravysen
Wayne "Macca" Rooney
Stephen Pie-naar
Olive Watkins
John Arne Reese's
Viktor Gyrokeres
Sebastien Oates

 

[Chipper]

You found your calling

Cheers! Some people's calling is to be a teacher or a doctor. Mine's to sit around making dad joke puns out of footballer's names.

Suppose it could just about be a niche podcast concept.

 

[Adebisi's Hat]

Burnedo FerNaanDish

Put some Declan Rice with that

 

[Big Andy]

Mead Malbranque
Stout Weghorst
Steven Berg-wine
Ethan-ol Ampadu
Bobby Fermentino
Brandy Cole
Morgan Cider-lein
Bacardi Sagna
Oliver Beerhoff

David Gin-ola
Emile Whiskey
Cider Gudjohnson
Alen Superbock-šić
Skol-e Gunnar Skolskjaer
Jay Jay Oscotcha
Cobrafemi Martins
Carling Black Abel Xavier
Mixer Paatelainen
Jamie Budvardy
Alfcohol Poisoninginge Haaland

Play at the Birra Morettihad

 

[Red Bilko]

Dean Gerken, Nacho, Yaya Banana, Martin Pringle, Massimo Maccarone, Barry Venison, Tamer Tuna, Kevin Lasagna, Tony Currie..

 

[Old Ma Crow]

Juan Matar
Jon Dhal Tomasson
Steven Paneer
Jamie Vada
Chris Sambar
Ghobiriel Obertan
Salomon Kaloo
Jamal Masala
Biryani Robson

 

[Isotope]

Put some Declan Rice with that

or Kevin de Biryani.

 

[Big Ben]

Mohamed No Salad
Sergio Biscuits
Kebab de bryune
Marcus Fastfood
Thiery Hungry
Harry Cake