Pioli to Solskjær after the match: "Good team my a**, you're just an a**hole, donkey! Your sister, good team, your sister!"

I feel for McKenna, all these people thinking Ole should have said this or that on his behalf
 
red_de_pologne said:
Have any itaian speakers confirmed if the sentence makes any sense? Does it sound equally ridiculous in italian?

anyway this is golden
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What he said is not translatable in English, it is more like a general dwell with insults about the game
 
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abundance said:
ahahahaha, of all questions... =D

Squat toilets used to be common for public restrooms in mediterranean Europe, Africa and Middle East (and Russia and Japan too, I'm told). Indeed we call them "turkish" toilet here in Italy.
They're much much rarer nowadays than in my youth anyway.

I guess it was because it's a simpler design, way easier to clean, sturdier (no way to dislodge it, have pipe junctions leak, or break the seat).
It was also probably perceived as more hygenic (as you don't have to touch any surface to use it), which I think is an illusion that breaks the very first time you try to take a dump in one...

...speaking of which - why not, since we are at that - it seems that proper squatting, which I never dared try in a public toilet, with my trousers on, is a more natural and vastly superior position than sitting. Allegedly it does wonders for keeping your pelvic muscle fit, and for preventing hemorroids. In my teenage years I got a friend whose father was such a strong believer in this that he taught him to climb on the sitting toilet and take a dump with his feet on the toilet seat. It was a rather disconcerting experience to enter the bathroom and catch him at that.
And with this, I believe that this topic has definitely overstayed its welcome =D
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This is the correct answer. The position of your pelvis changes when you squat and it allows the sphincter to open and gravity to do most of the job. Modern toilets are designed in such a way that its supposed to distribute load across the entire surface, if you place a foot on each side of the ceramic bowl, all the weight rests on two points and you run a real risk of breaking the toilet, especially if you're a grown ass man.

Squatting toilets are super common in Asia and Africa and some parts of the Southern Europe. Rinsing your butt with water is also the go to method for cleaning, as opposed to ramming a bunch of treated tree pulp between your clammy buttocks.

A good compromise is to get a small stepping stool at IKEA or something in the bathroom section, it's purpose is literally to put your feet on it so you can toilet better.
 
abundance said:
ahahahaha, of all questions... =D

Squat toilets used to be common for public restrooms in mediterranean Europe, Africa and Middle East (and Russia and Japan too, I'm told). Indeed we call them "turkish" toilet here in Italy.
They're much much rarer nowadays than in my youth anyway.

I guess it was because it's a simpler design, way easier to clean, sturdier (no way to dislodge it, have pipe junctions leak, or break the seat).
It was also probably perceived as more hygenic (as you don't have to touch any surface to use it), which I think is an illusion that breaks the very first time you try to take a dump in one...

...speaking of which - why not, since we are at that - it seems that proper squatting, which I never dared try in a public toilet, with my trousers on, is a more natural and vastly superior position than sitting. Allegedly it does wonders for keeping your pelvic muscle fit, and for preventing hemorroids. In my teenage years I got a friend whose father was such a strong believer in this that he taught him to climb on the sitting toilet and take a dump with his feet on the toilet seat. It was a rather disconcerting experience to enter the bathroom and catch him at that.
And with this, I believe that this topic has definitely overstayed its welcome =D
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Tom Cato said:
This is the correct answer. The position of your pelvis changes when you squat and it allows the sphincter to open and gravity to do most of the job. Modern toilets are designed in such a way that its supposed to distribute load across the entire surface, if you place a foot on each side of the ceramic bowl, all the weight rests on two points and you run a real risk of breaking the toilet, especially if you're a grown ass man.

Squatting toilets are super common in Asia and Africa and some parts of the Southern Europe. Rinsing your butt with water is also the go to method for cleaning, as opposed to ramming a bunch of treated tree pulp between your clammy buttocks.

A good compromise is to get a small stepping stool at IKEA or something in the bathroom section, it's purpose is literally to put your feet on it so you can toilet better.
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Had an idea this thread would be full of shit. :lol:
 
abundance said:
ahahahaha, of all questions... =D

Squat toilets used to be common for public restrooms in mediterranean Europe, Africa and Middle East (and Russia and Japan too, I'm told). Indeed we call them "turkish" toilet here in Italy.
They're much much rarer nowadays than in my youth anyway.

I guess it was because it's a simpler design, way easier to clean, sturdier (no way to dislodge it, have pipe junctions leak, or break the seat).
It was also probably perceived as more hygenic (as you don't have to touch any surface to use it), which I think is an illusion that breaks the very first time you try to take a dump in one...

...speaking of which - why not, since we are at that - it seems that proper squatting, which I never dared try in a public toilet, with my trousers on, is a more natural and vastly superior position than sitting. Allegedly it does wonders for keeping your pelvic muscle fit, and for preventing hemorroids. In my teenage years I got a friend whose father was such a strong believer in this that he taught him to climb on the sitting toilet and take a dump with his feet on the toilet seat. It was a rather disconcerting experience to enter the bathroom and catch him at that.
And with this, I believe that this topic has definitely overstayed its welcome =D
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This was both interesting and disturbing :lol:
 
abundance said:
"good team"... somaro... "good team", sei un somaro!
Coglione... che non sei altro.
Tu' sorella "good team", tu' sorella.

"good team"... dunce... "good team", you're a dunce!
Moron... you're nothing but a moron.
Yer ma "good team", yer ma!

Pioli is on fire :devil:
:lol::lol::lol:
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Thanks! So it is as mad as first reported :lol:
 
Brightonian said:
Imagine being the manager of one of the most historic clubs in the world and being caught on video acting like this :lol:

It probably hurts that we knocked them out of the competition without even needing to play well.
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This guy seems a twat. But let not forget we appointed a coach who tried to gouge an opposition coach's eye! Appointing Mourinho means we have no moral high ground on behaviour
 
It’s McKenna in the video, not Ole. McKenna must have pissed him off during the game:D
 
When we were time wasting towards the end McKenna dawdled on the ball when it went out for our throw at one point. You can hear the Milan bench reacting to it. I'll bet that was still on their minds as the game finished.
 
At the time I noticed the difference in him before and after the match. All smiles and jollies at kick off when he thought it was going to be an easy night.
 
McKenna then could've fired back with a graffiti insult from ancient Pompeii:

Epaphra, you are bald. Epaphra, glaber es.

Eventually quote a couple of Romans:

You pretend you are one of the big boys.
~ Horace (65-8 BC): Longos imitaris.

He makes a noise like a rooster nagging his hen.
~ Juvenal (Early 2nd century AD): Ille sonat quo mordetur gallina marito
 
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Judge Red said:
At the time I noticed the difference in him before and after the match. All smiles and jollies at kick off when he thought it was going to be an easy night.
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I don't think anyone related to Milan thought it was going to be an easy night on a night where Pioli was forced to start Castillejo as false 9 due to injuries to our 1st pick, 2nd pick, 3rd pick and 4th pick striker.

Pioli was polite to Solskjaer before, during and after the game.
He was only angry and disrespectful against the assistant due to a throw-in incident a bit earlier.

Here's what Pioli himself has to say about it

“I’m sorry about the reaction I had, it won’t happen again,” Pioli told news agency ANSA. “I congratulated Solskjaer, I was angry with his assistant.”
 
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