Photoshop Chris Smalling

He looks like a 70s Blaxploitation chick fixing her hair.

Definitely looks like it's come straight out of a film with a Curtis Mayfield sound-track, but that's really a thing of great beauty - it couldn't be further from the original purpose of the painting and yet it's infinitely more disturbing.

Well done Mockney, you've made a classic, classicer...erm.