Well, a series of posts earlier in this thread suggest that "Phallon" is not an effective solution to the teenage-toilet-humor problem -- but I'll admit that "Phall" probably isn't much better in this regard. How about "Phal" with only one "l," which looks a lot like the harmless name "Phil"? Or maybe it'll be best to stick with "PTJ" since she has too many damn names anyway.