Television Peter Kay

It’s either a sausage roll, pizza or vegan roll. One free coffee a week and also a bacon/sausage barm on a Friday.

feck sake so much weight put on that I've paid for :lol:
 
O2 priority unfit for purpose, been down all morning. Having tried and failed for Glastonbury tickets on Sunday, somehow this is even worse than See Tickets.
 
Love a bit of classic Kay.
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Not funny? Sorry but did you forget 'bout that time back in't day where't mam us't tut get us tea ready just befor't bedtime?? Pound of tripe and a lump't tut coal. Oh it went down a treat it did
That’s a bit of an exaggeration, but there’s more than a grain of truth in there :boring:
 
I've had this conversation already. Apparently they can put a fish cake in a barm cake and it's called a tea cake.
You’re getting muddled there. PK is a professional Lancastrian. Fish cakes (proper ones) are very much a Yorks thing: fish bits squashed between two big slices of potato, the whole thing then battered and deep fried :drool:

You are right that a barm cake is known as a tea cake in certain areas, despite the absence of currents. I think that’s a Yorks thing as well though.

Edit: are you getting mixed up with a Wigan Kebab?
 
You’re getting muddled there. PK is a professional Lancastrian. Fish cakes (proper ones) are very much a Yorks thing: fish bits squashed between two big slices of potato, the whole thing then battered and deep fried :drool:

You are right that a barm cake is known as a tea cake in certain areas, despite the absence of currents. I think that’s a Yorks thing as well though.

Edit: are you getting mixed up with a Wigan Kebab?
I expect I've got it mixed up. @Penna lived and worked in Bradford for a while when she was younger and was explaining the fish and potato sandwich in a Barm and I understood that to be a teacake!
 
Cake in Yorkshire - as Revaulx describes, fish between slices of spud, dipped in batter and fried.

Teacake - big flat barm cake.

The order was often " A cake in a teacake and put me in a special please."
 
You’re getting muddled there. PK is a professional Lancastrian. Fish cakes (proper ones) are very much a Yorks thing: fish bits squashed between two big slices of potato, the whole thing then battered and deep fried :drool:

You are right that a barm cake is known as a tea cake in certain areas, despite the absence of currents. I think that’s a Yorks thing as well though.

Edit: are you getting mixed up with a Wigan Kebab?

We call that a fish pattie in my bit of Yorkshire.
 
Northerners are so funny. They are definitely the best of the English, but they act like they are the paragons of craic.

Peter Kay is great though.
 
Cake in Yorkshire - as Revaulx describes, fish between slices of spud, dipped in batter and fried.

Teacake - big flat barm cake.

The order was often " A cake in a teacake and put me in a special please."
What’s the ‘special’ that you would put in?
 
Went to the stand up last nightz was excellent. Laughed the whole way through

Usual bit of observation, remembering the old days, some initially personal stories full of gags

He had two encores which was a first for me and great
 
He's great, but his career will never be complete until he has a stint on Corrie. A little bit at the beginning of his DVD with 'r Shelley doesn't count.

Wait a bloody minute. How do I not remember his cameos on Corrie? He even shared a scene with the great Fred, I SAY, great Fred Elliott.



GOLD TV, I SAY, GOLD TV, THIS.
 
https://www.theguardian.com/culture...ick-out-hecklers-after-shouts-of-garlic-bread

Peter Kay defends decision to kick out hecklers after shouts of ‘garlic bread’

Comedian says it was ‘no longer fair’ to others in audience, after being accused of overreaction at Manchester show

He reportedly became frustrated at a man who continued to shout out his iconic catchphrase of “garlic bread” and a woman who shouted: “We love you, Peter,” and threw them out of the show.

But he was criticised by fans for his response, including comparing the ejected woman to the Emmerdale actor Lisa Riley, which audience members took to be a “derogatory” comment about her weight.

In a statement on Instagram, the 51-year-old comedian said: “At the show on Saturday night, 8 February, in Manchester, I had two hecklers disrupting from the very start. I did my best to address the situation and made light of it as any comedian would, but unfortunately their interruptions continued.

“I then tried to ignore them, hoping they’d settle down, but when the disruption persisted into the second half of the show, I asked the audience around them if they were being bothered by the noise. They all shouted ‘yes’ and when I asked for a show of hands at least 40 people raised theirs.”

The statement added: “At that point I had no choice but to take action. The lady who was escorted out did bear a striking resemblance to Lisa Riley, though I don’t see how that’s an insult.
 
Weren't people complaining that his recent tour is shite.
 
The statement added: “At that point I had no choice but to take action. The lady who was escorted out did bear a striking resemblance to Lisa Riley, though I don’t see how that’s an insult.

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