Peter Drury

Watching a stream with Martin Tyler. He’s so much better.

I could argue for Drury in a single one off big game. But the weekly deluge of shite he trots out is maddening.
 
Should've stayed in America or wherever the hell he was before this season.
 
We thought Tyler was bad for his prepared soundbites, this guy is infinitely worse. He probably rehearses them with his wife at home.

"Okay, you be Gary and I'll be me."
 
99% of the time he is just cringe trying to hard to create another sound bite he can wank himself off to later
 
Samid said:
Should've stayed in America or wherever the hell he was before this season.
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Bit harsh to say he should have stayed in America when he never moved there for work. He works for NBC while remaining based in England.
 
All that moaning over "boring" Martin Tyler on here the past few years.

You've now got what you've asked for haha
 
esmufc07 said:
He was much better in small doses. Can’t stand the cnut now.
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Agreed. It’s the over hyping of every little minute detail which is great in a big moments highlight reel but in real time an absolute nightmare. Shit like this:

“Oh, and there it is! The raised hand of the referee, the pointed finger towards the corner flag—a moment of promise, a moment pregnant with possibilities. This, this is football distilled into its purest essence—a corner kick!

The whistle blows. The world holds its breath. A corner. Just a corner, you say? Oh no. This is football’s infinite canvas, waiting for the brushstroke of genius, the flicker of the divine.”

It’s a fecking corner Peter
 
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