Is this PaulON?
Paulo Dybala
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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Because he probably won't come in a minivan. Also, tracking minivans is a logistical nightmare.
This is the part that really tells me no. Even though my feeling is Di Marzio haven't been as spot on this window as to earlier, I'm still confident that he would know if Dybala was to leave the country!
It will have to take more than a few italian journalists to report for me to get sucked. I'm not sure i want to get sucked, finally having come to the realisation it's not going to happen!
Our Sweet Prince is coming
He is the prince that was promised.
My second cousin is Italian and she just text me to say that she knows Tony and he wouldn't lie about something like this. If he says it, it's 100% truth. Paulo is ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mate of mine works at Manchester airport and was told this morning they’re keeping a section of the north east runway clear for a private jet landing around 5 coming from Turin. He doesn’t know who’s on it
What number will he wear?
DybalON
9, 19, perhaps 25 in current setup. Not that many choices unless Martial returns to his previous number.
And we shall have what was promised
My cat, who is called Paulo therefore obviously knows every other Paulo in the world, just took a shit behind the TV.
Even when we signed Falcao out of nowhere, there were reporters who knew he was flying in and were waiting for shots of the plane if I remember rightly.
The only way it could be done without anyone knowing about it is if we've asked Juve to keep it quiet for fear of things going wrong again after our briefing. If you see a plane go from Belgium to Turin, then that's more than coincidental haha.
For now, it's a good idea to not get sucked in or believe anything from the BS merchants in Italy who just want more clicks
If shes lying she better repent dybala style.
Don't do it to yourselves boys, this isn't happening.
theyre sending Lukaku back already?
Journalist: Maurizio Russo
Might be related to the Russo brothers, who knows. #WhateverItTakes
This thread has become a comedy gold. 
That's clearly a sign that you'll be watching Paulo shit all over the premier league this season. It's as good as done as far as I'm concerned now.
Some noob sent me this. Not sure what he's on about.
Hey bro can you help me tell everyone to calm their Muppet tits down, the dybala airport pic is from October 2018. Newbie and out of posts.
Messaged you because you're an awesome poster. Maybe you're on for good luck today
I have a feeling, and I’m pretty sure it’s back on!
Look into the eyes of this sweet, old man. This is Tony. He would never lie. When this man says that Paulo has repented, you can be damn sure Paulo has repented.
PD69 inc.
Paulo is COMING !!!
He'll tell us the good news.Camping for updates from Alf Pedulla tonight
That would be something!!
Does anyone know if Joao Cancelo is in Manchester yet, if not it's just him flying in for his City medical.
Blatant lie. You’re not an awesome poster.
A thread hasn't gone full muppet until there's plane tracking.
He wants to touch your willy.
Old insta pic was posted of Dybala a few pages pack we know its old but the flight that was tracked from Turin to Manchester may have been the same plane, that's what was suggested.
Well you can see why he is in the newbies anyway. Can't even do something as basic as track current flights in transit, cross-referencing instagram posts made by Dybala over a year ago.
Can we demote him? Is there a tier lower than newbies?
@Reapersoul20 going on full wum mode today
He honestly looks like the type of person that, if there was an article about him in the paper, it would include the lines "historical claims of abuse" or "...before turning the gun on himself."
Look into the eyes of this sweet, old man. This is Tony. He would never lie. When this man says that Paulo has repented, you can be damn sure Paulo has repented.
PD69 inc.
Paulo is COMING !!!
Get that cnut to repent
You added the last line didn't you?
Please can we stop with all the penis references (zipping/unzipping, semi/flaccid, wanking etc).
why are we expressing our feelings towards transfers in this way? There's so many other expressions to choose from. And there are probably women & kids in this forum.
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