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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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He's a strange person. Why would a grown man have an obsession with a manager like he does with Jose?

It's a professional obsession to be fair. He's a bald twat and an abu wum but he's earned a position as a journalist where he's privy to briefings from Mendes/Jose and it's taken some serious brown nosing to get there.
 
Her voice is wonderful. Doesn't she speak about a hundred languages? I feel a little tingle when she pronounces Spanish/South American names/teams properly. She was on earlier talking about City being close to signing Marlos Moreno from Atletico Nacional. Blimey. I had to lay down.

Haha. I'm not surprised she had that affect on you! And, yes, from I hear she is quite the multi-linguist. Bright as well as beautiful. Gotta love that. Unless, of course, you're a misanthrope in which case it'll probably just depress the hell out of you.*

Back in May I was down the pub for the FA Cup Final. They ran some report from Kate in the build-up to the game and the collective 'woo-hoos' from the male members in attendance was more than audible. Some guy at the front even started filming the segment with his mobile phone presumably so he could watch it in privacy later on. ;)

*Edit: On the off chance I gave the wrong impression, I wasn't suggesting you were a misanthrope! Just people in general! :)
 
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Haha. I'm not surprised she had that affect on you! And, yes, from I hear she is quite the multi-linguist. Bright as well as beautiful. Gotta love that. Unless, of course, you're a misanthrope in which case it'll probably just depress the hell out of you.

Back in May I was down the pub for the FA Cup Final. They ran some report from Kate in the build-up to the game and the collective 'woo-hoos' from the male members in attendance was more than audible. Some guy at the front even started filming the segment with his mobile phone presumably so he could watch it in privacy later on. ;)

:drool:
 
If we dont announce him, but secretly signed him, we should keep him until November. Dont play him. People think he didnt sign for us, but suddenly we have Ashley Young in midfield. After 30 minutes and a very dominating display by Young, he whips off the mask and there's Paul Pogba. Football needs more of this bullshit.
 
For me Castles is as good as Di Marzio for United related news as long as Mourinho is here. He has been on spot for most things that can be confirmed this summer. He would certainly not write about Pogba unless Mourinho told him himself.

Now convinced that Pogback:drool:
 
If we dont announce him, but secretly signed him, we should keep him until November. Dont play him. People think he didnt sign for us, but suddenly we have Ashley Young in midfield. After 30 minutes and a very dominating display by Young, he whips off the mask and there's Paul Pogba. Football needs more of this bullshit.

:lol:

For me Castles is as good as Di Marzio for United related news as long as Mourinho is here. He has been on spot for most things that can be confirmed this summer. He would certainly not write about Pogba unless Mourinho told him himself.

Now convinced that Pogback:drool:

Definitely. He's getting closer..
 
If we dont announce him, but secretly signed him, we should keep him until November. Dont play him. People think he didnt sign for us, but suddenly we have Ashley Young in midfield. After 30 minutes and a very dominating display by Young, he whips off the mask and there's Paul Pogba. Football needs more of this bullshit.

:lol: BTW this reminds me the day Scholes came back from retirement, and his name was in the substitutes...
 
Mourinho on the '4th signing' before Rooney's testimonial:

"I'd like to get it done before the season starts".
 
Jose's pre-match interview (paraphrased):

"I don't want to speak about Paul because he's a Juventus player, but we will sign one more player for sure."

Then the announcers start talking about how he's coming for sure and showing clips of him.

It's definitely done.
 
I don't believe it's done yet, but Mourinho looked very confident about it. Juve fans must feel similar to what we felt when Ronaldo left.
 
Is just me or JM has different approach when it comes to players of other clubs with us compared when he was in Chelsea? I mean in Chelsea he didnt mind going on about Stones for example,where he didnt hide his interest,even made statements like "till they dont say he isnt on sale for any price,we wont stop bidding " or something like that. Even remember when he wanted Rooney,he never hid it,cant remember him saying how Rooney is United player and he doesnt want to talk about him. Maybe i dont remember correctly dunno.

Just wonder if club told him to not let his muppet out.
 
Is just me or JM has different approach when it comes to players of other clubs with us compared when he was in Chelsea? I mean in Chelsea he didnt mind going on about Stones for example,where he didnt hide his interest,even made statements like "till they dont say he isnt on sale for any price,we wont stop bidding " or something like that. Even remember when he wanted Rooney,he never hid it,cant remember him saying how Rooney is United player and he doesnt want to talk about him. Maybe i dont remember correctly dunno.

Just wonder if club told him to not let his muppet out.


I think it's a case of horses for courses. I think we have done the deal so it's easy for him to be relaxed. In another case where we have to publicly tap up or put pressure we will see Jose use the media.
 
Those "Pogbala" shirts a few pages back made me lol!!!

But seriously, are those "Dybala 10" tops the real thing or fakes?
 
Haven't been following this thread, why are some people so sure it's done? Any legit pieces of evidence?
 
It's just all a little tease now, we all know it's done but just want to be finished off.
 
Is just me or JM has different approach when it comes to players of other clubs with us compared when he was in Chelsea? I mean in Chelsea he didnt mind going on about Stones for example,where he didnt hide his interest,even made statements like "till they dont say he isnt on sale for any price,we wont stop bidding " or something like that. Even remember when he wanted Rooney,he never hid it,cant remember him saying how Rooney is United player and he doesnt want to talk about him. Maybe i dont remember correctly dunno.

Just wonder if club told him to not let his muppet out.
Both of those cases it was him trying to put on pressure to help force a move. Not needed in this case.

Remember no one even knew they had any interest in Willian until they poached him after a Spurs medical.

Also, thinking about it, United rarely talk about targets they haven't landed, so it could be a board request to keep mum.