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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Any further details on the Juventus press conf mentioned 5-6 pages back?
 
Can we stop using this guy? Quite clearly a bullshitter who doesn't know what he's talking about.

What is wrong with what he's said here? He said to be patient, and he never said it'll be announced today, he said the negotiations are nearing the end and it could be announced today.
 
It will be fine mate. Just think about how much paperwork there is and legal documents and conversations between solicitors when buying a house. Now imagine the level of detail required for a 100 million pound purchase.

It sounds as though the deal is done in principle (all parties are in agreement) and now it's in the hands of the legal teams to finalise every single detail.

This will all be completed in a few days mate.
Thanks mate you speak sense.
 
What is wrong with what he's said here? He said to be patient, and he never said it'll be announced today, he said the negotiations are nearing the end and it could be announced today.

Throughout the saga he's made statements that turned out to be a load of crap, wasn't he the one saying with certainty it would be done in 48 hours?

He's a smart guy stringing people along to get clicks, guess he's not the only one milking the transfer.
 
Feck that ... what a turn off... it's like your girlfriend tells you, tonight is the night and you get home early, get yourself ready, take a bath put on a perfume and then she calls you up and says her daddy has asked her to cook food for her so tonight she is not coming
 
Throughout the saga he's made statements that turned out to be a load of crap, wasn't he the one saying with certainty it would be done in 48 hours?

He's a smart guy stringing people along to get clicks, guess he's not the only one milking the transfer.

Not with certainly, he was just making a guess based on what he was fed. Talks are obviously at an advanced stage.
 
Hmm. Feeling less positive now, can a muppet please tell me it's going to be ok?

I am not going to get excited until I read about this deal on BBC Sport.
Tweets are mostly lies (I've read enough tweets in my life, to know this), which is why I want to hear from major/reputable news outlets.
I think Telegraph have mentioned something, but nothing too concrete. Same with Guardian.
BBC Sport ran a story about BFS (he may be leaving) and made a passing mention that we are interested in Pogba.

Di Marzio who previously gave a Pogba signing timetable (Friday evening), is now back tracking, stating that negotiations are still on-going, which has been the story for the last 2 weeks.
I did question how a journalist can be so certain on the timing of an announcement - I thought this was very strange, but I was put in my place stating that Di Marzio knows everything.

Clearly something is happening (and I think Juve fans have already resigned themselves to accept that he is leaving), but is Pogba going to be a MUFC player this Summer.

At this stage, I am not 100% sure. Maybe 90%.
 
Feck that ... what a turn off... it's like your girlfriend tells you, tonight is the night and you get home early, get yourself ready, take a bath put on a perfume and then she calls you up and says her daddy has asked her to cook food for her so tonight she is not coming

Let it all out drmuji.

Btw, you know you need to be worried about your girlfriend's relationship with her daddy, right?
 
I'm quite glad this deal hasn't been announced yet, because today I will bring my muppetness into the real world. I'll be writing a newspaper article (about Pokemon Go) with the first letter of the first seven sentences spelling POGBACK.

I challenge every muppet worth their salt to bring their obsession to their workplace in some way or other.

This is the last of my five posts for the day. Come midnight I will post the unedited version of the article, which will appear in the newspaper next week Wednesday.
 
The worry in here is absolutely phenomenal - put yourself in any other clubs shoes in our position...would you be so adamant it was going to fail?
 
Not with certainly, he was just making a guess based on what he was fed. Talks are obviously at an advanced stage.

:lol: do we really need this guy to tell us that?
 
I honestly can't believe we're back in limbo... had finally decided this was 100% done and now I'm back down to 80 or 90. Have to admit, despite having been pessimistic throughout, I'll now be gutted if we screw this up.
 
I am not going to get excited until I read about this deal on BBC Sport.
Tweets are mostly lies (I've read enough tweets in my life, to know this), which is why I want to hear from major/reputable news outlets.
I think Telegraph have mentioned something, but nothing too concrete. Same with Guardian.
BBC Sport ran a story about BFS (he may be leaving) and made a passing mention that we are interested in Pogba.

Di Marzio who previously gave a Pogba signing timetable (Friday evening), is now back tracking, stating that negotiations are still on-going, which has been the story for the last 2 weeks.
I did question how a journalist can be so certain on the timing of an announcement - I thought this was very strange, but I was put in my place stating that Di Marzio knows everything.

Clearly something is happening (and I think Juve fans have already resigned themselves to accept that he is leaving), but is Pogba going to be a MUFC player this Summer.

At this stage, I am not 100% sure. Maybe 90%.

He gets info straight from agents, clubs, so if they want to feed him a narrative, they can initially tell him 48hrs as it suits them. I reckon Pogba was done weeks ago, all the posturing was to allow Juventus to sign up their main targets. Now Juve are returning the favour and allowing us to unveil Zlatan. Before we announce Pogba.
 
Can we stop using this guy? Quite clearly a bullshitter who doesn't know what he's talking about.

Or you can't read.

He actually proved to be the most reliable of the shite lot over the last couple of months or even years. If people weren't acting like fecking 12 year olds on sugar OD, constantly messaging him on twitter, literally reading what they want from his tweets and interpreting them the way they like, there would be no 'letdowns'.
 
First post in here - state of you lot. :lol:

No way it's getting announced anytime soon. Fee to be agreed, all the other bits, medical and contract signed with Pogba even though that's mostly agreed. Midweek at the earliest so take a few days off you muppets!
 
Or you can't read.

He actually proved to be the most reliable of the shite lot over the last couple of months or even years. If people weren't acting like fecking 12 year olds on sugar OD, constantly messaging him on twitter, literally reading what they want from his tweets and interpreting them the way they like, there would be no 'letdowns'.

I can obviously read you muppet.

He's a journalist looking for clicks he knows nothing more than anyone else not connected to the clubs/transfers. A few educated guesses doesn't mean he's ITK.
 
But Woody, the longer you delay the more chance there is of Perez sneaking in and putting him in his swag bag!
 
Ohhhhh we're So close I can smell pogba. Pretty sure he's certainly coming to United now just a matter of waiting and patience.
 
I can obviously read you muppet.

He's a journalist looking for clicks he knows nothing more than anyone else not connected to the clubs/transfers. A few educated guesses doesn't mean he's ITK.

No, he actually does, as far as Serie A is concerned he does have a clue, you don't if you're trying to claim he's a proven bullshitter.
 
"#calciomercatopremium @Paolo_Bargiggia: "La @juventusfc sta rallentando la trattativa @paulpogba. Non c'è accordo sulle % col @ManUtd"."

"#Calciomercatopremium Paolo_Bargiggia: "The @juventusfc is slowing @paulpogba negotiation. There is no agreement on% with @ManUtd"."

From @PremiumSportHD
 
Feck that ... what a turn off... it's like your girlfriend tells you, tonight is the night and you get home early, get yourself ready, take a bath put on a perfume and then she calls you up and says her daddy has asked her to cook food for her so tonight she is not coming

I'm starting to think you're not a real doctor muji.
 
I think nothing will be announced until we build the Pogba stage at Old Trafford. Then announced, video of medical, unveiling date for season ticket holders, Ala madrid
 
seeing as pogba is still a juve player and his holidays are up today, will he join up with juve team for there pre season?
 
With the Adidas ad, it's about as confirmed as it can get :drool:

Best transfer window ever?

Imagine who we'd have brought in if LVG was still in charge.