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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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Hakkeböff over at @juventuz really has taken a liking to reading the Caf.

He is also giving love to my Micky Targaryan nickname. Great taste for a Dane.

tbf. Hakkeböff is a great Danish dish, I eat it quite often.

Most of them seem to have taken a liking to our over the top muppetry, and miss the days of old when they would jizz themselves into a frenzy over a smile from Aguero. Well, they haven't seen nothing yet, wait until we start tracking flights, make jizz-gifs, track down house buys, read lips and twitter, facebook and instagram stalk family members of the players :drool:

Edit: Also, what is it with their strong dislike for Arsenal? I often see them reference Arsenal as twats over there, which I totally agree with, but are there some kind of history between the fans \ clubs?
 
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Gasolin said:
So why do they talk in Monaco instead of Turin? Man, I happen to check that thread compulsively every bloody second, as if I would expect an update, when in fact, nothing is supposed to happen until the Euro is finished. Yes I am a muppet but what can I say? This keeps me awake even when I am travelling to the other side of the world!

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This guy is full on BS. He just puppets what Di Marzio says and then adds a random value that he made up. He's the same guy who made an exclusive that United were signing Cecil the lion not so long ago. He then claimed he was hacked when he got called out for it and then made this twitter account and blocked anyone who mentioned the Cecil incident.
 
Fee goes up by the tweet. We offer 100m. Raiola is negoating a 120m bid. 135m talks.

If we get him for 135m then it's 150m well spent. For 160m I'm expecting a top class player, and Pogba is definitely a 170m player.
 
United Pro said:
This guy is full on BS. He just puppets what Di Marzio says and then adds a random value that he made up. He's the same guy who made an exclusive that United were signing Cecil the lion not so long ago. He then claimed he was hacked when he got called out for it and then made this twitter account and blocked anyone who mentioned the Cecil incident.
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Cecil the lion? Why would a football club sign a lion?
 
khakstar18 said:
That was different, We laid down the foundations for him to become world class which he obviously appreciated. Bringing in a player who would rather play for another club is entirely different.
Just a thought, but Kroos is absolutely incredible and would cost half the price. Letting Pogba go to Madrid would hopefully open the door for Kroos to come to Utd. I know most of you prefer Pogba, but if you have been watching the Euros then you will appreciate how good Kroos is.
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We didnt lay the foundations for Pogba either then? The simple fact is Ronaldo wanted to leave from 2006. In fergys book he said he had to fly out to Portugal and convince him to say. Fergy also stated that in 2008, he had to pretty much beg him to give us one more year. It really isn't so different. Pogba wont come here and play shit cos he is thinking of moving to Madrid. In fact, if he is an elite player like he is supposed to be, he will want to really perform to go to Madrid.

I said it in the other thread but why would Madrid sell Kroos, Pogba is more similar to Modric who is older and has a contract running out in 2 years (vs Kroos 4 years). And then it brings back the other issue you brought up with Pogba, would Kroos want to come here?
 
United Pro said:
This guy is full on BS. He just puppets what Di Marzio says and then adds a random value that he made up. He's the same guy who made an exclusive that United were signing Cecil the lion not so long ago. He then claimed he was hacked when he got called out for it and then made this twitter account and blocked anyone who mentioned the Cecil incident.
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Look at the way he tweets. He's either 12, has learning disabilities, foreign, or a combination of all three.
 
OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
Fee goes up by the tweet. We offer 100m. Raiola is negoating a 120m bid. 135m talks.

If we get him for 135m then it's 150m well spent. For 160m I'm expecting a top class player, and Pogba is definitely a 170m player.
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Balotelli, Benteke, Borini, Assaidi, Luis Alberto, Aspas, Lambert, Markovic, Carroll, Adam, Downing, Enrique and Coates. Cost a combined total of over £170M. We’re good :p
 
RedStarUnited said:
We didnt lay the foundations for Pogba either then? The simple fact is Ronaldo wanted to leave from 2006. In fergys book he said he had to fly out to Portugal and convince him to say. Fergy also stated that in 2008, he had to pretty much beg him to give us one more year. It really isn't so different. Pogba wont come here and play shit cos he is thinking of moving to Madrid. In fact, if he is an elite player like he is supposed to be, he will want to really perform to go to Madrid.

I said it in the other thread but why would Madrid sell Kroos, Pogba is more similar to Modric who is older and has a contract running out in 2 years (vs Kroos 4 years). And then it brings back the other issue you brought up with Pogba, would Kroos want to come here?
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Fair enough I see your point. But you would be happy for the club to spend 100M on a player who you then expect to move on to Madrid a few years later?
 
Oh, they've gone too far. They've had a pop at Niall now.

But seriously, what is that forum software they are running? Is it a testament to the last time ManUtd was relevant? Seriously retro stuff.
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So I should expect a Juventuz melt down thread soon?
 
Pogba's 100+ millions value is 20-30 millions more than his actual worth at present time but it's very understandable why it is -
  • There are not many world-class midfielders in the game who are young and can perform at a top level for 4-5 years. I can see only 2/3 players - Verratti , Pogba and Saul. So when the supply is very low and demand is very high ( there are around 6/7 wealthy top attractive clubs), you have to pay a lot of money to get the top cherry. Had there been 6-7 world class midfielders, his transfer value would have been 20-25 millions less.
  • Pogba is already at a club which is performing well constantly in the league as well as CL. Juventus are no mid table club that has to sell it's stars for money. Had he been at a mid level club like - Monaco/ Napoli / Florentina, his transfer value would have been 10-15 millions less.
So the question should not be whether he is actually worth it. There are lots of factors like - inflation in transfer market and the above stated ones make him a 100+ millions asset. If we don't pay it now, somebody will either this summer or next one.
 
I'd have a go at reading at that Juve forum but their layout is fecking terrible. Reminds me of the official United forum :lol:

But let me guess, they're bitter twats taking their anger out on us because their star player might be sacking them off for bigger and better things? Whether that be Madrid or United.
 
I can just see Madrid waiting to see how much Uniteds accepted bid is, then match it and secure the deal. Abit how Chelsea do their deals (Pedro, Hazard etc).
 
LennonNL said:
I'd have a go at reading at that Juve forum but their layout is fecking terrible. Reminds me of the official United forum :lol:

But let me guess, they're bitter twats taking their anger out on us because their star player might be sacking them off for bigger and better things? Whether that be Madrid or United.
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You'd think they'd be grateful for the 100 fecking million pounds they will get of us, being such a tight, skanky club.
 
iammemphis said:
I can just see Madrid waiting to see how much Uniteds accepted bid is, then match it and secure the deal. Abit how Chelsea do their deals (Pedro, Hazard etc).
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It's actually embarrassing how scared people are of Madrid Pogbas coming here
 
ivaldo said:
And where do you come to the conclusion that Kroos would want to come or Real are willing to sell?
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You misunderstood, I wasn't clear what I meant was for £100 million we could Afford both matuidi and Kroos. I didn't say that they'd want to come here. (Although matuidi might)

xplatformjedi said:
I mean, some think Kroos is better thank Pogba. If I were Real why would I NOT ask for at least 100 million for Kroos? And why would Kroos be an easier land than Pogba?
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Well we've already seen matuidi would be available for less than £30 mill meaning we would have £70 million for Kroos :wenger: so affording both him and Kroos would be very realistic, we could do it and still have change left over.

I can't imagine any club would spend over £50 million on Kroos as he's not worth more than, he's probably in the 30-40 million bracket and Real Madrid know it, if we got matuidi in then we were to offer 40 million for Kroos I think that would make Real Madrid interested considering they'd be about to break the transfer record on pogba. (Although I don't think kroos would be interested in coming here)

I'd still prefer pogba btw.
 
LennonNL said:
I'd have a go at reading at that Juve forum but their layout is fecking terrible. Reminds me of the official United forum :lol:

But let me guess, they're bitter twats taking their anger out on us because their star player might be sacking them off for bigger and better things? Whether that be Madrid or United.
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Apparantly at this point they are hoping Madrid buy him, probably even at a lower price than what we are offering. Because God forbid we ever got him.
 
Gasolin said:
Cecil the lion? Why would a football club sign a lion?
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Yes exactly, one of his followers DM'd him that United were close to signing some South American striker called Cecil and that he's quite the "predator" in the box (pun intended) and that he should tweet about it first so everyone would call him ITK. He naturally took the bait and confirmed, if it hadn't already, that he was making everything up.
 
podurban2 said:
Apparantly at this point they are hoping Madrid buy him, probably even at a lower price than what we are offering. Because God forbid we ever got him.
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the anti-epl attitude is astonishing :lol: i've never really looked at their forum before, really surprised at that. they act as if we trash on the serie a on a weekly basis.
 
Are we even considering the fact that Pogba doesn't want United as his first choice? I would not want another ADM situation!
 
Let Madrid sign him, once he plays a few games and isn't consistent the white hanky brigade will be out in full force and it wont take him long to want to leave. We can then swoop in and sign him on the cheap and make him an Elite player, don't think he would take a backwards step and rejoin Juve.
 
JustAFan said:
You really can't figure out that he is just repeating others information? I mean really, look at his description and ask yourself if it really makes any sense what so ever?
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as i said, its just purely entertainment . I come to the cafe for transfer news. I think he said something about mata to everton once and then it went viral :lol: . No one was reporting it at the time, it made the caf and had us starting a Mata out thread. Not saying he is legit, i just find him entertaining thats all
 
khakstar18 said:
Fair enough I see your point. But you would be happy for the club to spend 100M on a player who you then expect to move on to Madrid a few years later?
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Yep, I want United to have a great team. Who knows, he might change his mind and want to stay here anyway? Of not, we will get a chunk of this 100m back when we sell him on.
 
dichinero said:
Are we even considering the fact that Pogba doesn't want United as his first choice? I would not want another ADM situation!
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Hes not being forced to leave the same way ADM was. If he comes to United then its down to him having a desire to join us, maybe not as strong a desire as he would have for joining Madrid but he can always turn us down and stay at Juventus until Madrid scrape the money together.
 
I don't know whether it's because I'm on my phone or what but their forum truly looks awful.
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You can keep Pogba lads just do yourselves a favour and update that load of bollocks.

Niall's done a great job making the caf so mobile friendly.
 
dichinero said:
Are we even considering the fact that Pogba doesn't want United as his first choice? I would not want another ADM situation!
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I agree but the its a different situation as Pogba spent years here, he knows the club, the staff, a lot of the players etc. We won't have to worry about him not being able to adjust and be unhappy.
Its not happening anyway, we get one of these transfers ever single year and they never come off.
 
This e-beef between ours and their site is pure gold! :lol:

But to criticise our layout is a bit rich, coming from them!
 
Balague even tweets that Madrid WILL be priced out of the transfer in his description of the link ffs...
 
dichinero said:
Are we even considering the fact that Pogba doesn't want United as his first choice? I would not want another ADM situation!
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30 pages back, di marzio tweeted that we've reached an agreement with the player. That's what set off the new round of muppetry.
 
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