Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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What time did we announce Mourinho officially, 10am-ish? Probably do the same for this then get some footage of him at training in the afternoon.
 
Doubt it'll be announced tonight now. They'll want maximum exposure surely!

Agreed. I think we can all pretty much go to bed/sign off/doing something else without fear that we're going to miss something.
 
HIRING!
Laundry Person Wanted

Key Roles:
* Ensure that daily and deep cleaning schedules are adhered to.
* Maintain a high standard of personal presentation and hygiene.
* To comply with COSHH regulations.
* Updating Redcafe with latest gossip
* Sneaking into Ed Woodwards office during his absence and updating the caf on transfer details.
* Gaining the training complexes trust and reporting on the Griezmann Saga in 2017 is required.

Lock-picking skills are essential, an understanding of how to break locks with a paperclip and credit card are a must.

A proven record of hiding in closets listening to conversations is desired but not essential.

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Anyone?
 
I listened to 50 cent, eminem and a pile of utter crap in school... maybe I am just getting old but good lord that Stormzy 'song' in that Pogba video is woeful
 
HIRING!
Laundry Person Wanted


Key Roles:
* Ensure that daily and deep cleaning schedules are adhered to.
* Maintain a high standard of personal presentation and hygiene.
* To comply with COSHH regulations.
* Updating Redcafe with latest gossip
* Sneaking into Ed Woodwards office during his absence and updating the caf on transfer details.
* Gaining the training complexes trust and reporting on the Griezmann Saga in 2017 is required.

Lock-picking skills are essential, an understanding of how to break locks with a paperclip and credit card are a must.

A proven record of hiding in closets listening to conversations is desired but not essential.

--
Anyone?


:lol:

Brilliant. Now you just need to come up with some appropriate competency-based interview questions!
 
I listened to 50 cent, eminem and a pile of utter crap in school... maybe I am just getting old but good lord that Stormzy 'song' in that Pogba video is woeful
On a scale of Vanilla Ice to Drake?

With Vanilla being entertainingly shit and Drake being painfully shit.
 
People probably haven't notice but apparently I'm an official club sponsor (check out the website yourself if you want to disprove me).
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I don't want to take credit for this transfer but...
 
On a scale of Vanilla Ice to Drake?

With Vanilla being entertainingly shit and Drake being painfully shit.

Idk some crap about Nick Jonas and Iceland.

Is this how Adidas sell shirts these days?
 
Good feet for a big man.

Typical this though, working a total of 6 shifts through August, one tomorrow during the day and another next Friday night, I'll run out of data.

Yeah I watched that video for the first time whilst our house was being done and the Internet was disconnected, so my data was going fasttttttt :lol:

Holy shit :lol:

Let's hope for an announcement before RDCR notices :lol:
 
Pretty sure Zlatan's not French either. Or a couple of the others, but at least it's probably their first language.
Their first language would be their country of birth. Maybe you mean their second language. Can Micky speak French? I know he was in Germany so should speak a bit of German.

Also was pointing out that list was crap.
 
Yeah I watched that video for the first time whilst our house was being done and the Internet was disconnected, so my data was going fasttttttt :lol:



Let's hope for an announcement before RDCR notices :lol:

Making sure not to tag him too. Clever.
 
So the fee is £89m and we aren't paying the Raiola fee. Seems like a fair deal