So in before the announcement 
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Get well soon.
.Get well soon. It's gonna be a great season.
Cheers lads. It is I can't wait!
Think that thought has been in a lot of people's thoughts, then shoved to the back of their minds.
Are we going to have a new years eve style countdown 10 seconds before 9pm?
Zips down, kegs down...COME AT ME POGBA!!
As soon as it's announced we'll have about 10 different "Paul Pogba - Man Utd player" threads in the United forum. I just know you lot have threads ready to post as soon as that tweet pops up.
This time next year:
'Man United sell Pogba to PSG for £30 million'
That's not funny. I was so sure ADM was going to be a success.
Just skimmed through today's thread progress after being busy all day. Absolutely magnificent stuff 
Thanks to all who contributed!
Thanks to all who contributed!Nope. Just from some fella called Steven Bartlett. A legit account, but don't think anyone has heard of him.
It's the day we thought would never arrive. Pretty wonderful signing. Don't care about the money at all, that's the club's business; and I do not know of any club run better financially than united. Very excited about this.
I'm assuming Pogba has left Carrington by now.
If anything was breaking, they wouldn't have to end the current program. They would just do what Sky sports news do with their yellow banner - a banner runs along the bottom of the screen. I wouldn't expect an interruption of programming - though something could come on after. That's if we hear anything tonight.
Poor mans Craig Gardner.
Me too. Broke my heart seeing him go.
I don't think it will be announced at 9. lets just say i want to be surprised. Announce it already, and why is there no journalist tweets saying announcement imminent or something.
5 minutes
I've got sky sports news covered
I'm watching David villa on sesume street for the 10th time
I'm watching David villa on sesume street for the 10th time
At the end of this saga I feel like I've passed an exam I've been learning for 6 months non stop. Happy but exhausted.
So, three minutes?
No journo has said it won't be announced at 9pm. Three minutes.
MUTV straight into the second half ... maybe Pogba come on for Mata at the end?
No thread will ever surpass this one in terms of posts, it's just not possible.
Also, if Chaddy posts weren't deleted, and he wasn't banned, we'd be on 50K thanks to that muppet
Also, if Chaddy posts weren't deleted, and he wasn't banned, we'd be on 50K thanks to that muppet
Cheers mate. I think that will get me too excited
Incredible work as ever Olly.
well 2nd half of community shield just started on MUTV so 9pm looks like it won't happen on there.
It's been a pleasure, boss!
Can't wait to see the caption I didn't think I'd see when all this started a couple of months ago...
Paul Pogba
Manchester United
Paul Pogba
Manchester United
2 minutes!
Its been a great ride guys!
Its been a great ride guys!
I don't think there's going to be an announcement tonight, but who knows. Would it make sense to announce it at this time of the day?
It's an elaborate ruse. Watch our Twitter now.
Goodbye! It's been fun!
Where did this 9pm thing even come from?
Inb4 we enter the void.
Godspeed to us all.
Godspeed to us all.
Unzipped, put Claire in my hand(this soap's color is green), now waiting for the go signal
SSN on the TV and a dodgy stream of MUTV on the laptop, hope this 9pm announcement isn't bollocks.
Scenes when we tweet Rooney's highlights vs Leicester at 9:00.
Cheers mate. I think that will get me too excited
Haha I'm pretty sure, unless you had vasectomy, that you'll be fine when watching that 28 min video