Paul Pogba | Manchester United player

[the unknown one.]

Because of my five post limit I couldn't post all day. I used my posts up on that left turn the plane took. This has been such a great saga, what a day! Cannot wait for his return on the pitch

All newbs should be released unlimited for 24hrs in this thread as a celebration.

Just do it.

 

[carlosp]

Paul to Juventus

 

[Mourinhonista]

Rival fans are in for shock when they wake up...

 

[DOTA]

Because of my five post limit I couldn't post all day. I used my posts up on that left turn the plane took. This has been such a great saga, what a day! Cannot wait for his return on the pitch

 

[Will Singh]

I'm not crazy right, he has got a golden devil shaved onto his head above the ear?

He most certainly has!

 

[DWelbz19]

Pogba and Lukaku!?

Stormzy looks nothing like Lukaku. A fair bit like Benteke though.

 

[fishfingers15]

What a surprise

 

[Silverman]

The marketing is brilliant. It's ridiculous but still brilliant.

 

[Raw]

Paul to Juventus

Darmian's new best mate.

 

[Derrick B]

How the hell has he kept that hidden then?

Maybe he had it cut that way for the advert and then had it removed to avoid giving it away. I'm guessing he filmed the advert in either Miami or LA. This had been in motion for quite some time.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Who in the feck is stormsy?

London-based Grime artist.

 

[Mani]

Welcome back Pogba.

 

[Nytram Shakes]

It's like one of those cheesy WWE promos and I fecking love it.

really? i fecking hate it, its just so cheesy!

still who cares we got our man all is good!!!

 

[Eyepopper]

Next stop Ravel

 

[Americano]

Woodward's checklist before announcing the signing:

1. Agree terms with player, agent, and Juventus
2. Transfer funds
3. Sign contracts
4. Develop advertising slogans "Pogback" "Reunited"
5. Brainstorm social media hashtag campaigns
6. Set up Chevrolet armada to get him from airport to Carrington Aon land
7. Custom gold devil haircut for Pogba
8. Color coordinate hair color with new club badge & twitter header
9. Stormzy video?
10. Adidas promo videos
11. Photograph Pogba in club shirt
12. Profit

 

[Nytram Shakes]

Shoutout to his barber.

he's not a natural blonde? does carpet and curtain not match?

 

[MounchesterUtd]

Checked Juve's Twitter and Fellaini apparently follows them. Felli sold in January? Do it Beppe

 

[carlosp]

good lad to stay up

Yeah damn, missed the initial announcement because I was reading up on RAWK and Bluemoon and the meltdown. Dammit!

 

[Earthquake]

It's like one of those cheesy WWE promos and I fecking love it.

Aye, I'm loving all the fanfare and extravagance!

 

[Skills]

Pogba and Lukaku!?

It's stormzy

 

[Adcuth]

The poor sods in UK that went to sleep

Thank feck for insomnia

 

[Raoul]

Here's the video Stormzy jumped the gun with:

Its like we've signed a pop star.

 

[DOTA]

Woodward's checklist before announcing the signing:

1. Agree terms with player, agent, and Juventus
2. Transfer funds
3. Sign contracts
4. Develop advertising slogans "Pogback" "Reunited"
5. Brainstorm social media hashtag campaigns
6. Set up Chevrolet armada to get him from airport to Carrington Aon land
7. Custom gold devil haircut for Pogba
8. Color coordinate hair color with new club badge & twitter header
9. Stormzy video?
10. Adidas promo videos
11. Photograph Pogba in club shirt
12. Profit

I think he had a bit of help from his friends at Adidas but still, yeah... Can't fault their effort.

 

[Martial]

I'm most ecstatic about the 5 year + 1 year contract we've given him. Feel like we've learned from previous mistakes, and will hopefully renew it in only a few years when he already has many years left.

 

[the unknown one.]

Nice sentiments from Pogs to Juve.

Shows he is a good lad.

What a squad we are building.

 

[klayton88]

Well this has come out of the blue. Didn't even know we were in for him. Is he any good? I'll have a look on youtube see if I can find anything.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

How the hell has he kept that hidden then?

Now we know why the Medical took 13 hours, worth it though.

 

[Mibabalou]

Finally it's over!

Will he make the bench this weekend?

 

[carlosp]

MUTV has the first part of his interview listed for 1:30 am - 27 minutes from now.

I will stay up for that ... it'll only be 02h30 here.

 

[MounchesterUtd]

Its like we've signed a pop star.

Beckham all over again, and unlike Ferguson, Jose knows exactly how to deal with him

 

[Raw]

Finally it's over!

Will he make the bench this weekend?

Probably not, even if we were winning 5-0 I wouldn't risk putting Pogba on. He just hasn't trained enough, don't want him to end up pulling something.

 

[JB08]

£89m over two years. That could well be £44.5m a year.

I have no complaints with that!

 

[Natener]

Delightful Our Pog is back.

 

[hobbers]

Wonder what Fergie makes of all this social media furore. Probably livid.

 

[JackRed]

Paul to Juventus

What does he say?

 

[El Zoido]

Woodward's checklist before announcing the signing:

1. Agree terms with player, agent, and Juventus
2. Transfer funds
3. Sign contracts
4. Develop advertising slogans "Pogback" "Reunited"
5. Brainstorm social media hashtag campaigns
6. Set up Chevrolet armada to get him from airport to Carrington Aon land
7. Custom gold devil haircut for Pogba
8. Color coordinate hair color with new club badge & twitter header
9. Stormzy video?
10. Adidas promo videos
11. Photograph Pogba in club shirt
12. Profit

This literally happened. Fantastic end to such a drawn out saga.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

MUTV has the first part of his interview listed for 1:30 am - 27 minutes from now.

what??? Are they insane? but.. but, bed time! I'm not having that!
Can I have link please, preeetty please

 

[Red Dreams]

now all we need is Bolt with a Pogba shirt in Rio.

 

[.Rossi]

This is the club correcting the horrific mistakes since 2011.

The absolute size of Ed's flute... It has to be huge

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Finally it's over!

Will he make the bench this weekend?

This weekend and every fecking weekend for the next 5 years. This is what the fecker gets for leaving us on a free. Darmian and Depay for CM.

 

[Raw]

 

[Annihilate Now!]

I'm no expert on these things, but it looks for all the world like we've just signed Paul Pogba.

 

[carlosp]

Still hasn't posted a Manchester United picture on his official Twitter.