Paul Pogba | Manchester United player

How do you feel about the signing of Paul Pogba?


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Yeah, caught me out too. I was looking at RAWK and Bluemoon posts moaning about Pogba. :lol:

I was doing what most of us was doing such as refreshing sites and twitter every 30 seconds, haven't had a good look at Rawk or bluemoon so far but probably will have a look sooner or later. :lol:
 
Am I the only one who is a bit uncomfortable with that Pogback hashtag? :nervous:

The obvious link to a certain film and the amount of time a part of the human anatomy is bandied about here.

Chuffed he's here. We have a genuine goal threat from midfield now, something we haven't had for ages.
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about :lol:
 
It's been fun seeing opposition fans backtrack on everything they have said about Pogba in the past. He went from Zidane reincarnated to Djemba-Djemba after two pints.
 
Well Pogba back were he belongs. Is he worth the price tag?? Being old school I don't think anyone is worth that much. However, with so much money coming in from TV rights, sponsorships etc etc then that's just how it is.

I've not seen him play for a while as I don't watch juventus. Can any fan who has been watching fill me and others in??
 
Good grief,

What a piece of news to wake up to, this is absolutely fantastic and a siesmic shift for the club, the fans and the Premier League.

Absolute scenes, I don't think we will be playing 4-2-3-1 anymore, that is Jose's chosen line up for teams that are lacking in certain areas, now we have the PogBack I think you will see us play 4-3-3. Like so:

DDG
Valencia-Bailly-Smalling-Shaw
Carrick
Rooney-Pogba
Mhikitaryan-Ibra-Martial
Herrera back up to Rooney, Rahford to Ibra, Memphis to Martial, Lingard to Mhiki, Schniederlin to Carrick, Darmian to Valencia our squad is looking insanely strong.

 
One of the biggest bonuses of Pogba's return to United is how its rattled the ABUs. The weeping and gnashing of teeth has hit biblical proportions. So much hate. Its hysterical. :lol:

Hated, adored, never ignored. MUFC.
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Literally the same face throughout! :lol:
 
Is it me or are there a lot of Pat's (Evra) mannerisms in the way he carries himself? The interview just reminded me of Pat, the cheeky smile but very focused undertone. Looks genuinely happy to be back and I'm pretty chuffed too. Reckon we should start a counter for every time his transfer fee is mentioned in commentary.
 
First Pogba says he talked to Varane who spoke highly of working under Mourinho, now this pic...

To the Varane thread.

The transfer window still has weeks to go. We need someone else to muppet over!
 
Got tickets for the Southampton game. Anyone else going to be dabbing in the Stretty #POGBACK #FirstNeverFollows #TheatreOfDabs
 
The transfer window still has weeks to go. We need someone else to muppet over!

It has been strangely quiet on just about all other rumours for united recently. I wonder if it'll kick off again now pogba is home.

A CB or CM (if we play 433) would probably finish the squad off for me. Looks strong.
 
Good grief,

What a piece of news to wake up to, this is absolutely fantastic and a siesmic shift for the club, the fans and the Premier League.

Absolute scenes, I don't think we will be playing 4-2-3-1 anymore, that is Jose's chosen line up for teams that are lacking in certain areas, now we have the PogBack I think you will see us play 4-3-3. Like so:

DDG
Valencia-Bailly-Smalling-Shaw
Carrick
Rooney-Pogba
Mhikitaryan-Ibra-Martial
Herrera back up to Rooney, Rahford to Ibra, Memphis to Martial, Lingard to Mhiki, Schniederlin to Carrick, Darmian to Valencia our squad is looking insanely strong.
Midfield still looks insanely weak. I guess that's what happens when you play a striker there.
 
Good grief,

What a piece of news to wake up to, this is absolutely fantastic and a siesmic shift for the club, the fans and the Premier League.

Absolute scenes, I don't think we will be playing 4-2-3-1 anymore, that is Jose's chosen line up for teams that are lacking in certain areas, now we have the PogBack I think you will see us play 4-3-3. Like so:

DDG
Valencia-Bailly-Smalling-Shaw
Carrick
Rooney-Pogba
Mhikitaryan-Ibra-Martial
Herrera back up to Rooney, Rahford to Ibra, Memphis to Martial, Lingard to Mhiki, Schniederlin to Carrick, Darmian to Valencia our squad is looking insanely strong.
Did you not watch Jose's first press conference?
 
It has been strangely quiet on just about all other rumours for united recently. I wonder if it'll kick off again now pogba is home.

A CB or CM (if we play 433) would probably finish the squad off for me. Looks strong.

Yeah, I think everyone was (rightfully) putting all our eggs into the Pogba basket. I'd like another addition or two perhaps, but I have a feeling we're done now. Still would be a successful summer though.
 
Well Pogba back were he belongs. Is he worth the price tag?? Being old school I don't think anyone is worth that much. However, with so much money coming in from TV rights, sponsorships etc etc then that's just how it is.

I've not seen him play for a while as I don't watch juventus. Can any fan who has been watching fill me and others in??

Might not be worth the price tag, however that's the price Juventus wanted and what we had to pay. Worth every cent imo.



Thanks to @MadDogg and @MDFC Manager for pointing me to the YT.
 
Bit NSFW satorical article about Mino :)

Paul Pogba’s agent Mino Raiola has been admitted to hospital after masturbating himself into a coma following the midfielder’s £89m move to Man Utd.

According to sources, Raiola wanked himself unconsciousness shortly after the record-breaking transfer was confirmed.

“He started getting an erection during the Euros,” said unnamed source Simon Williams.

“By the time Pogba arrived at Old Trafford for a medical, he was ejaculating dust.”

A statement from the hospital treating Raiola, said: “We can confirm that we are currently treating a man who is in a coma brought on by ferocious masturbation.

“There is little we can do about the fixed grin, and despite being heavily sedated he has been mumbling ‘twenty percent, twenty percent’ over and over again since his arrival.

“Surgeons have successfully removed his hand from his penis, but we are preparing his wife for the possibility that the erection will be permanent.”

Raiola’s PA told reporters that the warning signs started to manifest as soon as word of the initial bid reached the agent’s office.

She said, “His hands went straight down his trousers as soon as Man United made an approach.

“When the deal was completed, well, he was pretty much a blur from that point on.”
 
So pleased and excited he's back. He used to be 1 of my favourite players, I would watch the reserve games just for him and Morrison. I always knew he would make it, he was so so good. Delighted is an understatement.
 
Got tickets for the Southampton game. Anyone else going to be dabbing in the Stretty #POGBACK #FirstNeverFollows #TheatreOfDabs

I'll probably get told to sit down in the SAF stand , then again im backs to the wall (Tier 3) so I'll give it go fella :lol:
 
I hope he will do well in Manchester but what a madness, so much money for such a mediocre player. And the money he gets with his friend Raiola, it is completely insane!
 
I hope he will do well in Manchester but what a madness, so much money for such a mediocre player. And the money he gets with his friend Raiola, it is completely insane!

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I hope he will do well in Manchester but what a madness, so much money for such a mediocre player. And the money he gets with his friend Raiola, it is completely insane!

You wasted one of your posts for this nonsense? :wenger:
 
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