Paul Merson Grades the Transfer Window

Is Merson still wondering if De Gea wants to be at United?
 
Can we invite him to grade our megathreads?
 
How can someone, in one article, contradict themselves so many times?

I'm actually shocked by this, which is saying something as my impression of Merson already was such that I thought his intelligence equates to that of goldfish.
 
Can we invite him to grade our megathreads?


He couldn't read them.

I've actually been to an evening with Paul Merson and he was a bloody nice guy, totally rid on the back of his old Paul Gascoigne stories but he was pretty funny.