On Sky Sports News now; Rooney has signed for Newcastle

[MadDogg]

I so want to throw something at AEBM right now.

Anybody know where he lives?

 

[Reddevill]

No further text

Is this true?

 

[very Ruud]

I hope its not.

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

Is this true?

Yes

 

[Hawkeye]

Love the way people are still falling for it

 

[French Henry]

Apparently he found it too hard to turn down the 50 grans a week deal that Newcastle offered.

 

[Shane B]

Well, that had me chuckling for a whole 7 minutes before VN ruined it

Bloody
Big
Buggerin'
Bogus
Bullshitting
Bald
Bastard!

 

[Bearded but no genius]

What gives it away is the fact that there's nothing but a header line in the first post.

AEBM didn't get that name by chance. He normally actually writes a post to go along with the header.

Not the best of efforts, I must say.

Still, try it in the newbie, it could be hillarious to read their reactions.

 

[Jacqueline_S]

 

[Still thinking of a name]

Someone make a photoshop of him in a Barcode shirt and post it in the newbie ^

 

[a_devil_inside]

I might tomorrow if it hasnt been done by then

 

[Still thinking of a name]

Nice one

 

[Mr. Wood]

Apparently he found it too hard to turn down the 50 grans a week deal that Newcastle offered.

Little late, Frenchie!

 

[French Henry]

Little late, Frenchie!

It's the way I tell 'em though.

It's all in the delivery.

 

[Nialler]

"Dear Mr. Tweety.

I know you're a busy man. But I also know you're a genrous, kind, French-type man, and often fulfill the requests of your many many (that's lots) of fans.

I have one tiny request, please, oh, please could spend one night with me. I promise not wet the bed. And if we're quiet, my Mum says you can stay for ReadyBrek.

Awaiting your reply,
VanNistlerater xxx.

(PS, I know it's spelt wrong)."

 

[The Marksman]

Lets put this back to the top of the page and give some people heart attacks.
Again

 

[a_devil_inside]

Its official!

 

[a_devil_inside]

I can't post in the newbies to wind them up