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On Sky Sports News now; Rooney has signed for Newcastle
- Thread starter An Extremely Boring Man
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Blimey. Didn't expect that to happen. Oh well, we've got Smithy anyhoo.
£25m + Ameobi
Shearer is in talk with Liverpool
Shearer is in talk with Liverpool
It's not on their website.
If this is so then do you think we'll be spending the £20m odd on someone else?
If this is so then do you think we'll be spending the £20m odd on someone else?
No fecking way.
ruudvantastic said:
ruudvantastic said:
Yes, the £20m is burning a hole in Gill's pocket, and it HAS to be spent!
Theres no such thing on SSN, you shit stirring Noggie.
Is this a windup?
VanNistelrater said:
Wait until it returns after the commercial break
Well, that had me chuckling for a whole 7 minutes before VN ruined it
An Extremely Boring Man said:Well, that had me chuckling for a whole 7 minutes before VN ruined it
Had me choking
I didn't want to doubt my fellow United fans too mcuh but I had my suspicisions this was a wind up.
I did try looking it up on the net though so I obviously fell for it in some way.
I feel about as relieved as Wayne leaving a brothel.....
I did try looking it up on the net though so I obviously fell for it in some way.
I feel about as relieved as Wayne leaving a brothel.....
Van ruins everything.
The Gayer.
The Gayer.
blythy said:
He's in a bad mood today - Mickey has turned him down again...
Nice one Boring.
Cnut had me going there for a minute.
Cnut had me going there for a minute.
"Dear Mr. Tweety.
I know you're a busy man. But I also know you're a genrous, kind, French-type man, and often fulfill the requests of your many many (that's lots) of fans.
I have one tiny request, please, oh, please could spend one night with me. I promise not wet the bed. And if we're quiet, my Mum says you can stay for ReadyBrek.
Awaiting your reply,
VanNistlerater xxx.
(PS, I know it's spelt wrong)."
I know you're a busy man. But I also know you're a genrous, kind, French-type man, and often fulfill the requests of your many many (that's lots) of fans.
I have one tiny request, please, oh, please could spend one night with me. I promise not wet the bed. And if we're quiet, my Mum says you can stay for ReadyBrek.
Awaiting your reply,
VanNistlerater xxx.
(PS, I know it's spelt wrong)."
blythy said:
You bastard - it's a long time I've laughed that much from something I've read on the net!
fecking hell
i almost believed this untill VN saved the day
i almost believed this untill VN saved the day
blythy said:
PPS.
Also I have to draw a kidney for Biology homework and I'd like to use your head as a template.
Very good Boring
Would have been the quickest transfer in history
AEBM that is not funny. Mu usual practice is to view the reuters and AP footie headlines before I come here in the morning because of things like this.
Seeing this thread, than one in the trasnfer forum saying why have we sold Diego (thinking we diddn't buy Rooney) got me going.
Seeing this thread, than one in the trasnfer forum saying why have we sold Diego (thinking we diddn't buy Rooney) got me going.
blythy said:
Why should anyone resist the man with not only with the strangest head on earth, but the most stretched facial features.
He's a real catch for anyone.
Alek M said:
Wrong - it was very funny
Bejeesus i fell for that one
It was a pretty route one wind up. He's really packed the midfield in this wind up, with the long ball upfront to the big man.
Simplistic, lacking guile. I wouldnt expect anything else from the wrinkly Noggie pisshead.
Simplistic, lacking guile. I wouldnt expect anything else from the wrinkly Noggie pisshead.
Shouldn't this be in the transfer forum?
VanNistelrater said:
And yet you still checked on the telly, didn't you?
Nate said:
or in the new bullshit forum or is that the transfer forum
I had it on anyway!, I thought the draw started at 2:00pm, as im sure UEFA said it would on their website yesterday.
VanNistelrater said:
Why should anyone resist the man with not only with the strangest head on earth, but the most stretched facial features.
He's a real catch for anyone.
Gaylord!
VanNistelrater said:
Hehe
It was a long ball pass from Bjornebye on the left back up to Jostein Flo on the opposite wing
Bastard!!!
I've spent the last 5 minutes scouring website. Guess i should read all the posts in a thread.
Still. CNUT!!
I've spent the last 5 minutes scouring website. Guess i should read all the posts in a thread.
Still. CNUT!!
An Extremely Boring Man said:
damn you had me...
thought coming from you it may have had some truth in itFor those who can post there...try something like this on the newbie forum..
Din idiot jag gick på det haha. Du är verkligen tråkig
Oh man, my heart skipped a beat there and me face went..
Got me good there.. the Ameobi bit made it seem real as feck
nice one, cnut
Got me good there.. the Ameobi bit made it seem real as feck
nice one, cnut