Hehehe, I'd forgotten about them
Oh Magic Noodle Man (You Have A Magic Plan)
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What about Dre?
No, Dre likes to skim through the thread in the classics about once a fortnight, when he briefly bores of barbecues
Good - just checking that you haven't forgotten about him, really. He's terribly touchy about it.
Did you see my mate's psychology paper in the Mathematics thread?
Mathematics of Hip-Hop, homie
Recognise
Recognise
Sincher: Noods?
Noodle: Yes?
Sincher: Could you change the clock slightly to stop Brad whinging please?
Noodle: I just did but he carries on.
long pause
Sincher: I mean the clock that shows the time on the Caf.
longer pause
Noodle: Oh? Erm?
Short pause
Sincher: Do you ever do anything?
Noodle: Apart from?
Sincher: Rimming me?
Noodle: Yes.
Yes I saw it. It was by 'your mate', was it?
what in feck's name are they?It was actually, I don't understand all that statistics stuff.
Sloths
In honour of Noodle's famous problem solving abilities.
In honour of Noodle's famous problem solving abilities.
Sincher: Noods?
Noodle: Yes?
Sincher: Could you change the clock slightly to stop Brad whinging please?
Noodle: I just did but he carries on.
long pause
Sincher: I mean the clock that shows the time on the Caf.
longer pause
Noodle: Oh? Erm?
Short pause
Sincher: Do you ever do anything?
Noodle: Apart from?
Sincher: Rimming me?
Noodle: Yes.
I was so sure there was a clock/cock joke coming though.
I can believe that. Really I'm just struggling to think that you might have mates.
to think that sincher cares about brads needs, proves that human imagination has no limits
mathematics of hip-hop, great way to kill hip-hop for me
Well, I think he might secretly hate me
Does that mean if we do a mathematics of marcosdeto...
Secretly - that's an interesting tactic. I hadn't thought of that.
It means you get an extra Christmas present
Not another fecking powerball.
so, about brad's request ... i think noods should fix the problem, whatever it is
We all know what Plech does when he uses the powerball...
I'm powerballing as we speak... it's making me feel like I'm having a heart attack
You can't just invent verbs like that, cockgobbler. You'll be saying it's a bally type thing next, and irking yourself.
Hip – Hop don’t ever stop
Learning math can take you to the top
Hip – Hop don’t ever stop
Learning math can take you to the top
5 x 1 is __
2 x 10 is __
9 x 2 is __
10 x 0 is __
7 x 3 is __
3 x 9 is __
6 x 5 is __
4 x 11 is __
1 x 8 is __
12 x 12 is __
0 x 54 is __
11 x 6 is __
8 x 8 is __
6 x 2 is __
12 x 9 __
3 x 6 is __
1 x 12 is __
7 x 7 is __
2 x 3 is __
11 x 10 is __
Hip – Hop don’t ever stop
Learning math can take you to the top
Hip – Hop don’t ever stop
Learning math can take you to the top
I'm pretty sure Can-i-bus actually wrote a song called The Mathematics of Hip-hop. As I remember, it was shit, due in no small part to Can-i-bus being a weirdo who believes that dolphins are in fact descended from an alien species called The Greys that secretly run the earth.
Correction - the track was called Nigganometry.
Chorus: {samples} + [Canibus]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
[Nigganometry, nigga-nom-nom-nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
[Nigganometry, nigga-nom-nom-nometry]
[Canibus]
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)
If you a nigga with a watch, that's iced out
with enough rocks to make the hottest room temperature drop
How long will it take for you to get robbed? (Say what?)
How long will it be before you get robbed? (What?)
Now if your song played on the radio for the first time
four days ago, now the shit is rotational
Who got paid off to play it? (I ain't scared to say it)
Say who the feck got paid off to play it? (I ain't scared to say shit)
If you sign a recordin deal for less than a quarter mill'
and your advance is a hundred-thousand dollar automobile
I know the vehicle was probably beautiful (Yeah it's tight)
But did you ask your lawyer if it was recoupable?
It's nigganometry.. {echoes}
Chorus: {all except first line}
[Canibus]
You had five shots of coke and vodka, then you convinced
your designated driver to smoke a pound of marijuana
How the hell you gonna get home?
Say how the feck you gonna drive yourself home?
You got a mansion, a Benz, a Bentley and a Range
and ain't none of that shit in your government name
What pieces of property do you own? (You don't own nothin)
What pieces of property do you really own?
You don't own a god damn thing, nigguh)
Now if you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice
you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right?
You need to watch what I'ma show you (Watch this)
You need to look closely at what I'ma show you
(Listen to this right here)
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
{sample of Big Bird from Sesame Street cut and scratched saying "N"}
"Hey, I've been sitting here trying to think
of what we can do with this here letter 'L'..."
"F", "U", "C", "K", "L-L.."
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
[Nigganometry, nigga-nom-nom-nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
"N", "I", "G-G", "A" [Nometry]
[Nigganometry, nigga-nom-nom-nometry]
[Canibus]
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)
If you a nigga with a watch, that's iced out
with enough rocks to make the hottest room temperature drop
How long will it take for you to get robbed? (Say what?)
How long will it be before you get robbed? (What?)
Now if your song played on the radio for the first time
four days ago, now the shit is rotational
Who got paid off to play it? (I ain't scared to say it)
Say who the feck got paid off to play it? (I ain't scared to say shit)
If you sign a recordin deal for less than a quarter mill'
and your advance is a hundred-thousand dollar automobile
I know the vehicle was probably beautiful (Yeah it's tight)
But did you ask your lawyer if it was recoupable?
It's nigganometry.. {echoes}
Chorus: {all except first line}
[Canibus]
You had five shots of coke and vodka, then you convinced
your designated driver to smoke a pound of marijuana
How the hell you gonna get home?
Say how the feck you gonna drive yourself home?
You got a mansion, a Benz, a Bentley and a Range
and ain't none of that shit in your government name
What pieces of property do you own? (You don't own nothin)
What pieces of property do you really own?
You don't own a god damn thing, nigguh)
Now if you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice
you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right?
You need to watch what I'ma show you (Watch this)
You need to look closely at what I'ma show you
(Listen to this right here)
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
{sample of Big Bird from Sesame Street cut and scratched saying "N"}
"Hey, I've been sitting here trying to think
of what we can do with this here letter 'L'..."
"F", "U", "C", "K", "L-L.."
Idiots.
The Dolphins left and gave us the message "So long and thanks for all the fish".
The small white mice were the manifestation of pan dimensional beings who were experimenting on us.
What a fecking idiot.
The Dolphins left and gave us the message "So long and thanks for all the fish".
The small white mice were the manifestation of pan dimensional beings who were experimenting on us.
What a fecking idiot.
That was deep
That shit was deep
That shit was deep
that's qualityCan-i-bus for president*
* of some other country than mine though
* of some other country than mine though
You'll never stop me whinging
What if I stapled your chin to the floor?
While I set fire to your tongue?
Technical problems
My tongue is far too drool-covered to be successfully ignited.