Oh Magic Noodle Man (You Have A Magic Plan)

B Cantona

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I'm told you solved the great lack of working page view function dilemma?

Congrats to you

Now turn your attention to the Caf time issue, I'm running a whole sodding 5 minutes ahead of real time at the moment. I'll be celebrating new years 20 minutes early the rate its going. So irritating going away for 5 minutes, thinking someone new has posted, when they haven't

Noods away 'n all that
 
Yes, noodlehair will fix your problem.
 
See - he's so quick, and so amazing, that he can't even remember solving your problem.
 
Have I given Noodle credit for someone elses work?

Before, page views was always just 1 more than page posts, that's been fixed now

I thought I'd been told you done it? And thus proved you can be arsed to fixed these irritating yet almost entirely needless issues
 
Let's set the views thing back to the way it was, just to vex Brad.
 
I don't remember anyone mentioning about any page counter issue.

I'm going to change it back and then refuse to fix it, until it's reported through the correct channels
 
Ah, so was this a wind up? Someone clever fixed the problem, and the joke is Noodle was given the credit because he is to deep theoretical thought what my farts are to the aviation industry
 
It doesn't take "deep theoretical thought" to fix a computer.

I'm an artist, not a fixer of technical faults
 
Brad Cantona said:
I'm told you solved the great lack of working page view function dilemma?

Congrats to you

Now turn your attention to the Caf time issue, I'm running a whole sodding 5 minutes ahead of real time at the moment. I'll be celebrating new years 20 minutes early the rate its going. So irritating going away for 5 minutes, thinking someone new has posted, when they haven't
Noods away 'n all that
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I have this problem too, fix it noods.
 
Brad Cantona said:
I'm told you solved the great lack of working page view function dilemma?

Congrats to you

Now turn your attention to the Caf time issue, I'm running a whole sodding 5 minutes ahead of real time at the moment. I'll be celebrating new years 20 minutes early the rate its going. So irritating going away for 5 minutes, thinking someone new has posted, when they haven't

Noods away 'n all that
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So your celebrating NYE at home alone on the caf then? Poor Brad!
 
redmanc said:
So your celebrating NYE at home alone on the caf then? Poor Brad!
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I was thinking more I might set my watch, which still reads California time incidently, 20 minutes early due to this irritating Caf flaw. I'll then make a pillock out of myself in front of everyone else celebrating too soon you see

Needless embarrasment should be avoided
 
Brad Cantona said:
Ah, so was this a wind up? Someone clever fixed the problem, and the joke is Noodle was given the credit because he is to deep theoretical thought what my farts are to the aviation industry
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No. The joke is that we did feck all as usual and waited for the problem to fix itself (as usual) and when it did you assumed it was Noodle who was in fact the founder of this non-interventionist philosophy.

I hope that helps.
 
Wibble said:
No. The joke is that we did feck all as usual and waited for the problem to fix itself (as usual) and when it did you assumed it was Noodle who was in fact the founder of this non-interventionist philosophy.

I hope that helps.
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The accusation that I 'assume' Noodle is responsible when something wrong has been righted is frankly libelous. I was very much erroniously told this

I'll see you in court my friend
 
Brad Cantona said:
The accusation that I 'assume' Noodle is responsible when something wrong has been righted is frankly libelous. I was very much erroniously told this

I'll see you in court my friend
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I hope you don't expect me to actually do anything. Because it is outside my job description.
 
I can now confirm that we have a fix to the problem.

Unfortunately, it will involve deleting the internet.
 
Why is the Caf always an hour ahead of real time?

Why does clicking on the matchday thread always take you to the last page?

Why do the buttons for fonts, bold, hyperlink, smilies etc above the posting square only work about half the time?

Why does the Caf start going incredibly slowly after about twenty minutes' online, until each change of page takes about a minute? Why does this only happen to the Caf but no other site? But why doesn't it happen on my missus' computer?

Why does Julian Denny think 4-3-3 is suddenly going to start working?

Over to you noods
 
Plechazunga said:
Why is the Caf always an hour ahead of real time?

Why does clicking on the matchday thread always take you to the last page?

Why do the buttons for fonts, bold, hyperlink, smilies etc above the posting square only work about half the time?

Why does the Caf start going incredibly slowly after about twenty minutes' online, until each change of page takes about a minute? Why does this only happen to the Caf but no other site? But why doesn't it happen on my missus' computer?

Why does Julian Denny think 4-3-3 is suddenly going to start working?

Over to you noods
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The caf is designed for people who have a scooby doo about how to use computers.
 
Don't worry about my problem noods, I feel lucky compared to Colin.
 
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- Wibbs, is Brad moaning about some insignificant technical issue again?
- Yeah. Usual course of action?
- What - ignore it, then when it's fixed, claim noods did it?
- Well, yeah, that, and...
- Rim me?
- Great minds, Geebs
 
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