luckily I had time to pick three of each before i was fecked off there:
3 Books:
3 Albums:
3 Birds:
Knock yourselves out
3 Books:
3 Albums:
3 Birds:
Knock yourselves out
Oh feck I'm stranded on a desert island...
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The Shadow of the Wind, The Broker, The Bible (I really should read that)
Bossanova, Doolittle, Trompe Le Monde
Blue tit, Sparrow, Kestral
Bossanova, Doolittle, Trompe Le Monde
Blue tit, Sparrow, Kestral
I believe you get the bible for free on the desert island and don't need to waste a choice on it. Gotta wipe your arse somehow.
Indeed, along with the worlds largest Bidet - the pacific ocean.
Got to go for big books...
Gravity's Rainbow
Ovid's Metamorphoses
Is a Complete Shakespeare allowed? If not, I guess the Odyssey. Or maybe Canterbury Tales.
Big albums is trickier...
White Album
London Calling ('Lost in the Supermarket' would get fecking annoying by year 2 I reckon)
Exile on Main Street... or am I allowed like a 10-volume Blues collection or summat?
Bardot (as was)
Sophia Loren (as was)
Susan Sarandon (as was) - odd choice I know but she really gives me the horn and would be good conversation, which is more than you can say for Bardot
In fact feck that, I'm bringing the Kama Sutra and Barry White
Gravity's Rainbow
Ovid's Metamorphoses
Is a Complete Shakespeare allowed? If not, I guess the Odyssey. Or maybe Canterbury Tales.
Big albums is trickier...
White Album
London Calling ('Lost in the Supermarket' would get fecking annoying by year 2 I reckon)
Exile on Main Street... or am I allowed like a 10-volume Blues collection or summat?
Bardot (as was)
Sophia Loren (as was)
Susan Sarandon (as was) - odd choice I know but she really gives me the horn and would be good conversation, which is more than you can say for Bardot
In fact feck that, I'm bringing the Kama Sutra and Barry White
I'll accept the complete works of Shakespeare if you wish, seen as you seem to be cultured to enjoy the works of the master
You're a gentleman
Nice one.
If Complete Shakespeare's allowed, then I'll have it. If not, I'll take a good copy of Hamlet.
Same for Dylan Thomas - a Complete collection, or just Under Milk Wood.
The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole.
Jeff Buckley - Grace
The Clash - London Calling
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
Audrey Hepburn, Scarlet Johansson and Bjork.
If Complete Shakespeare's allowed, then I'll have it. If not, I'll take a good copy of Hamlet.
Same for Dylan Thomas - a Complete collection, or just Under Milk Wood.
The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole.
Jeff Buckley - Grace
The Clash - London Calling
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
Audrey Hepburn, Scarlet Johansson and Bjork.
hehe, I thought it was quite a good balance. One absolute beauty, one busty young upstart and a pretty little genius.
No, I'm feeling it
In the sense of, I know what he means. I don't actually have my cock out.
It seems there's a tendency to bring two grade A beauties and one who's a bit more eclectic
Though i don't really get the Audrey Hepburn thing... I suppose you could just put her on a rock and look at her, but you couldn't bone her... she'd likely snap.
EDIT: I now have my cock out
In the sense of, I know what he means. I don't actually have my cock out.
It seems there's a tendency to bring two grade A beauties and one who's a bit more eclectic
Though i don't really get the Audrey Hepburn thing... I suppose you could just put her on a rock and look at her, but you couldn't bone her... she'd likely snap.
EDIT: I now have my cock out
I don't read.
I'd take a DAB Digital radio
Jamie Lynn
I'd take a DAB Digital radio
Jamie Lynn
It's my island, you're forced to read, you can't have a radio and you could have two more women if you like...you're cutting yourself short.
War and Peace
Ulysses
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - To cheer me up
Badmotorfinger - Soundgarden
Led Zeppelin II
What's Going On - Marvin Gaye - For when I want to listen to something soft
Grace kelly
Rachel McAdams
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Ulysses
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - To cheer me up
Badmotorfinger - Soundgarden
Led Zeppelin II
What's Going On - Marvin Gaye - For when I want to listen to something soft
Grace kelly
Rachel McAdams
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Don't take Ulysses meh. It would really start to get on your tits not understanding vast swathes. Better to take Finnegan's Wake, at least you won't be trying to understand it, and it's endlessly fertile, and in its way hilarious. Although you would go totally insane.
II... interesting call.
I'd end up smashing What's Going On after a week... there's only so much you can listen to someone talking about how much they like to socialise, when you're stranded on a desert island
Zeta Jones is a decent shout, a great beauty... but I somehow don't find her that sexy... though thinking back I did when she was in Darling Buds, I used to frott myself dizzy.
II... interesting call.
I'd end up smashing What's Going On after a week... there's only so much you can listen to someone talking about how much they like to socialise, when you're stranded on a desert island
Zeta Jones is a decent shout, a great beauty... but I somehow don't find her that sexy... though thinking back I did when she was in Darling Buds, I used to frott myself dizzy.
Books: Can I exchange them for booz and smokes?
Albums: did the Ipod survive the wreck?
Birds: The Greater Speckled Tit, The Blue Winged Owl and a Chinese Vulture.
Albums: did the Ipod survive the wreck?
Birds: The Greater Speckled Tit, The Blue Winged Owl and a Chinese Vulture.
I suppose you're right. if I took Ulysses I'll have to take a dictionary too and then would lose out on HGTTG. I'll go with Crime and Punishment. I'd pick Gravity's Rainbow but I don't want to risk taking a book I haven't read.
Good point on What's Going On. Yet I'd like to take a soft album. Al green's Greatest Hits maybe?
1.) yes to booze and smokes if you pay the tax
2.) The Ipod survived, with only three albums working
3.) If you want to spend the rest of your life with rare avian species be my guest.
Songs in the Key of Life? Nick Drake?
I love HGTTG, but there's not enough in it to keep me interested for a decade
Couple of albatross (is that the plural for albatross?), one grabs each of your arms and flies you off the island and home...
Stevie Wonder, yes.
No, I definitely need at least one funny book. HGTTG is both funny and thick.
We have special SAM Sites which lock onto any large avian creatures carrying people off the island.
Damn, I'm gonna have to think about this.
Or i could take the P.G. Wodehouse omnibus.
a wise choice
I've never read Moby Dick
Should I read it to find out whether to take it to the island, or wait till I'm on the island so I can read it for the first time there?
Should I read it to find out whether to take it to the island, or wait till I'm on the island so I can read it for the first time there?
Not worth the risk. Read it first.
Better call. More of it and more twists in the stories.
I'm no longer up for spending my last days on an island with actual birds, I'd like to change my choices to Scarlet Johansson, Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie.
rainbow six, animal farm (the george orwell one you seedy cnuts), kurt cobain heavier than heaven
morning view, nirvana unplugged, siamese dream
angelina jolie, holly valance, cristina scabbia (the bjork one got me thinking though....)
morning view, nirvana unplugged, siamese dream
angelina jolie, holly valance, cristina scabbia (the bjork one got me thinking though....)
Yeah come to think of it I'm sacking off Sarandon for Jolie
Sorry luv, if you're reading
Sorry luv, if you're reading
I'm switching from Led Zep II to Led Zep IV. But I might change my mind again later and pick Led Zep instead.
Well, I'd have my monthly subscription to Inside United magazine, so that'd be my books.
I can't have a radio you say, hmmm, then I'd take an album by Kanye West, one by the Black eyed peas, and my Blues Brothers collection CD.
And finally, there is only a place in my heart for one girl, and that's Jamie. So she's be my only woman.
Kinell, it's all happening on this pretend desert island
Can we add 3 bottles of alcohol to the list? and 3 movies?
Dylan Thomas Complete Collection, 'Is this supposed to be funny?' - Dagsson, Consciousness Explained - Dan Dennett
'Pink Moon' - Nick Drake, 'Wish You Were Here' - Pink Floyd, 'OK Computer' - Radiohead
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Halle Berry and I might just take Bjork too.
'Pink Moon' - Nick Drake, 'Wish You Were Here' - Pink Floyd, 'OK Computer' - Radiohead
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Halle Berry and I might just take Bjork too.
AdZzUtd, have you actually thought through the logistics of this?
For a start, some sort of inter-island ferry service is going to have to be arranged for Bjork and Jolie. Possibly with an on-board sexual health clinic.
Yes, in an act of surprising generosity, the Made-up Island Port Immigration Service has now allowed three movies, three types of booze, three constantly self-replenishing meals and three football matches.
However copyright regulations mean the United-Arsenal 1999 FA Cup games are not permitted
For a start, some sort of inter-island ferry service is going to have to be arranged for Bjork and Jolie. Possibly with an on-board sexual health clinic.
Yes, in an act of surprising generosity, the Made-up Island Port Immigration Service has now allowed three movies, three types of booze, three constantly self-replenishing meals and three football matches.
However copyright regulations mean the United-Arsenal 1999 FA Cup games are not permitted
Good call. Not only a great book (he has actually explained consciousness... if only people would realise this), but also rich enough for multiple readings.
Books
How to Make a Cow From Just Sand and Spittle
Fire for Noobs.
The Big Book of fishing.
Albums
OK Computer - Radiohead (yeah I know shock horror)
Leftfield - Leftism (Cos I've got it on now)
This is too hard
Pink Floyd - Dark Side
Birds
Angelina Jolie to feck
Beth gibbons to sing to me
I can cook so Kylie if I get bored of Angelina.
How to Make a Cow From Just Sand and Spittle
Fire for Noobs.
The Big Book of fishing.
Albums
OK Computer - Radiohead (yeah I know shock horror)
Leftfield - Leftism (Cos I've got it on now)
This is too hard
Pink Floyd - Dark Side
Birds
Angelina Jolie to feck
Beth gibbons to sing to me
I can cook so Kylie if I get bored of Angelina.
Nome have you ever done the Wizard of Oz/Dark Side of the Moon thing?