People are so impressed with his double training etc., meanwhile I am pissing my pants that he will injure himself in 20th min given our record with over-training and injuries.
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MLS not MSL and the level of play is approximately mid-table League 1, but better than China by far.
I think it’ll be a mistake to start the Nigerian Heskey vs Chelsea.
Let Martial start again but with the threat that Heskey will come on if he’s shit again
Let Martial start again but with the threat that Heskey will come on if he’s shit again
Nigerian Heskey, wtf?
The only thing they have in common is they're black.
This doesn’t paint you in a great light.
Look at my tag line. I’ve been through worse
Bestiality a slippery slope into racism?
Have you seen ighalo or heskey play football? Silly comparison
I just thought of the most goal shy PL Striker I can remember.
if the only connection you see is the similarity of the colour of their skin, then I think you’re the one with the racial issue. You disappoint me.
You too @sglowrider
@TheReligion - yup, Ighalo couldn’t hit a barn door in his second season, like Heskey.
@fps why?
@Annihilate Now! - that’s a sick thing to say
I really don’t get you lot. Grow up
Lols that is a huge nibble.
But goal shy strikers for future reference.
Morata
Paul Dickov
Alfonso Alves
Soldado
Michu in his second season
Shevchenko
Giroud
Shane Long
Jeffers
Haha jokes on you guys you’re the racists
To be fair Heskey is more memorable as a striker that couldn't score than most of those.
Such a pile of BS. So many strikers you could have picked but you picked Heskey. A player who 1) actually played at for a big team and 2) had a different playing style.
The only coincidence is they're both black strikers.
It looks like you actually don't get many things.
I don’t get what you mean..
Think its more a case of an attempt at an old joke that backfired rather than racist implications.
What's the link between Ighalo and Heskey in the goalscoring charts? Can't see it.
Here's me thinking we're having a nice chat about what he'll bring to the team.
I don't think he'll start, but I think he'll get minutes, for sure.
I don't think he'll start, but I think he'll get minutes, for sure.
Ighalo isn't goal shy though, he scored 39 in 99 in the Premier League for Watford, so that's obviously not the reason for the comparison
I'd throw him in tonight catch them by surprise.
What does he have in common with Heskey, other than being black and playing up front? They are not similar players.
12 goals 3 assists all competitions. Guys going to tear it up for us the rest of the year. Numbers won’t be sustainable though.
Chelsea 0:2 Man Utd
He's lucky he's not Martial. He would've got dogs abuse for that miss!
Man, I'm gutted for him.
Man, I'm gutted for him.
I think you can already tell he is a complete handful which is a pleasant change.
Good positioning for the chance
His body resembles a triangle
I didn’t know he was fat!
I love him.
I love him.
Quite a unit isn't he
Missed his chance but at least he was in the right place and made the right run
Looked tidy enough on the ball other than that. Good to get his debut out of the way
Looked tidy enough on the ball other than that. Good to get his debut out of the way
The couple of touches he had when he came on were pretty good, and could've scored on his debut too. Happy with that. 
This missed chance will haunt him in his dreams. He would me the happiest man alive if he had scored
Looks a decent size. Good.
Couple of pictures of our new man in action
The way the game was going, would have banked on him to score on debut.
Wish he scored that chance so much.
Such a shame he couldn’t stick it away. Would have been such a massive confidence boost for him.
Looks a unit who will be a handful for defenders. Manhandled Rudiger of all people. Hold up play looks decent as well.
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