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There was a girl from Stockport
Her name was Hazel Grove.
She started supporting City
when she was eight years old.
She's been to nearly every match.
She's only missed a few.
She's never seen them win a cup
and now she's forty-two!

;)
 
Shall I move this to the MU forum MuM? They don't appreciate your talents in here ;)
 
Weird, a person was singing this exact song yesterday at the pub, made me laugh :D
 
You can stick your Bayern Munich, Juventus, Ajax too.
There's only one collosal team, they play in laser blue
Theyre gonna beat united, like once upon a time
They're gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69

Tra la la laaaa, we all hate cityyyyy, tra la la la la la laaa
 
City are now loaded
Thier fans where arab hats
and when they see united they say "we should be that"
they try to sign aguero, buffon and kaka too
but all of them would rather be retired than a blue
 
Boothy said:
You can stick your Bayern Munich, Juventus, Ajax too.
There's only one collosal team, they play in laser blue
Theyre gonna beat united, like once upon a time
They're gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69

Tra la la laaaa, we all hate cityyyyy, tra la la la la la laaa
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What team is that?
 
A hundred million for kaka,A statement of intent
500 grand a week It's money that's well spent
But Kaka said feck off I won't play for citeh
So hughsie softened the blow and bought CRAIG BELLAMY
 
Its always going to be thier year, city, city
They're on thier way to wembley, city, city
But then giggs, scholes and carrick score
rooney heads to make it four
thats why we're still manchester's number one!
 
City are a piece of shit, it's true, it's true
I told Cook to go and eat a dick, it's true, it's true
34 years and they've won feck all
all that money, they still suck balls
Manchester City make their own fans cry
 
City is their name,
City is their name,
34 years and won feck all
City is their name
 
theimperialinn said:
In the 2007 it was meant to be
Psycho Stuart Pierce on the march to Wembley
But they got beat by Blackburn
Another year of hurt
and all the city fans sang 'you're not fit to wear the shirt'
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Hmm, not quite :lol:

2007, was meant to be their year
They're on the way to Wemberley with psycho Stuart Pearce
But they got beat at Blackburn
It's another year of hurt
And all the city fans sang you're not fit to wear the shirt.
 
Boothy said:
A hundred million for kaka,A statement of intent
500 grand a week It's money that's well spent
But Kaka said feck off I won't play for citeh
So hughsie softened the blow and bought CRAIG BELLAMY
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Probably my favourite verse that I wrote. I made that one up when I was washing my balls in the bath, no wum

Stephen Irelands grandma, she passed away in May
Or it could have been in August, or was it yesterday
But Ireland he was lying, it's there for all to see
And he wears a fecking wig just like Francis fecking Lee
 
Viva Man City
Viva Man City
we laugh more and more
Its now thirty four
Viva Man City
 
I'd like to try to cheer the bitters
And keep their hopes alive;
But their team are getting shitter
Next year is thirty five.

Their team have all gone crazy,
Their manager's not all there,
Although their blue is laser
The trophy cabinet's bare.

The Moss Siders are all in-breds
But they always raise a titter,
They are so jealous of the Reds
That's why they are called "Bitter".
 
They are probably going to make the CL this season, not to rain on this parade ;p
 
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