Odds or Evens: Evens Edition 2023/24 | 34 competitors. Entries closed.

@Damien - could I please use my sub Cunha (Wolves)in place of Edouard (Palace) who seems to have vanished.
I know how you feel also had Edouard but he's on the missing list along with Evan Ferguson and it's those lesser pick that can make some difference but not with these two and particularly Edouard.
 
Could I use a bonus card on Kudus vs Spurs in tonight's game. Thanks
 
Is it to late to ask for a bonus card for Gakpo for tonights game?
 
I want to use bonus card on Palmer vs. SHU this weekend.
 
Just got home from a long day offsite, no phones, meditation, search within yourself, yadda, yadda... google highlights... feck this feckin Palmer chav, the ref and DGA (deflected goal against).

And thanks troy for reminding me of that cnut Ferguson while at it. Guy couldn't score in a brothel, even Cunha and his sub Gakpo have both given me three points more than him. Useless tw*t.

Ok, back to inner peace now. Crap.
 
Sure it's the same for many people, but I've had a killer week.

5 of my players scored for a total of 7 points.
 
Rankings after MD31
The following players scored during MD31 (lists on at the time in brackets):
  • 3 goals for Cole Palmer (10)
  • 1 goal for Bruno Fernandes (7)
  • 1 goal for Cody Gakpo (13)
  • 1 goal for Alexander Isak (27) +1 BONUS POINT TO antohan & DJ_21
  • 1 goal for Brennan Johnson (3)
  • 1 goal for Martin Odegaard (22)
  • 1 goal for Rodri (9)
Rankings after MD31
RankUsernameGoalsMD31 Scorers
1Annihilate Now!30Gakpo, Isak, Odegaard, Palmer, Rodri
2P-Nut28Isak, Odegaard, Palmer, Rodri, JohnsonSub26
3Paul the Wolf26Gakpo, Isak, Odegaard, Palmer
=Wilt26Gakpo, Isak, Palmer, Rodri, B.FernandesSub31
5Demon Barber25Gakpo, Isak, Odegaard, Palmer, Rodri
6Angel00124Gakpo, Odegaard, Palmer, Rodri
=DJ_2124Gakpo, Isak (+1 BONUS), Odegaard
=troylocker24B.Fernandes, Gakpo, Isak, Palmer
9antohan23Isak (+1 BONUS), Odegaard, GakpoSub26
=DanNistelrooy23Gakpo, Isak, Odegaard, Palmer
=Wing Attack Plan R23Gakpo, Isak, Odegaard
12sallycinnamin20Isak, OdegaardSub26
=Samid20Isak, Odegaard
=Stevondo820Gakpo, Isak, Odegaard
15Bogga19Isak, Odegaard, GakpoSub26
=BristolMick19Odegaard, Palmer
=Gator Nate19Isak, OdegaardSub26
=subotai19Isak, Odegaard
=V.O.19B.Fernandes, Isak
20Glow18Gakpo, Isak, Odegaard
=Herculean18Isak, Rodri
=Maluco18Isak
23Edgar Allan Pillow17Isak
=Fanatic 0023717Isak, Odegaard
=JB717B.Fernandes, Isak, Rodri
26DarnleyDevil716Isak, Johnson, Odegaard, Rodri
=Scriblerus16Isak
28IRN-BRUno14OdegaardSub26
29awop13Rodri, JohnsonSub26
=Big-Red13B.Fernandes, Palmer
=PRabbit13B.Fernandes
=Sky Blue Red13B.Fernandes, Isak
33Red in STL9Isak, Odegaard
34suheilsworld9Odegaard

Remaining bonus cards left
3 cards left: Angel001, awop, Big-Red, Bogga, BristolMick, DarnleyDevil7, Edgar Allan Pillow, Gator Nate, Glow, Herculean, JB7, Maluco, PRabbit, Red in STL, Samid, Scriblerus, suheilsworld, troylocker
2 cards left: DanNistelrooy, IRN-BRUno, P-Nut, Paul the Wolf, V.O., Wilt
1 card left: Annihilate Now!, antohan, Demon Barber, Fanatic 00237, Sky Blue Red, Stevondo8
0 cards left: DJ_21, sallycinnamin, subotai, Wing Attack Plan R

Remaining substitutes left
  1. Big-Red: #18 - Andreas Pereira - Tottenham Hotspur
  2. BristolMick: #16 - Abdoulaye Doucoure - Everton
  3. DarnleyDevil7: #6 - Douglas Luiz - Aston Villa
  4. Demon Barber: #12 - Matheus Cunha - Wolves
  5. DJ_21: #28 - Danilo - Nottingham Forest
  6. Edgar Allan Pillow: #18 - Cody Gakpo - Liverpool
  7. Glow: #34 - Jacob Bruun Larsen - Burnley
  8. Herculean: #8 - Mathias Jensen - Brentford
  9. JB7: #22 - Kaoru Mitoma - Brighton & Hove Albion
  10. Maluco: #52 - Oscar Bobb - Manchester City
  11. Red in STL: #10 - Morgan Gibbs-White - Nottingham Forest
  12. Samid: #66 - Trent Alexander-Arnold - Liverpool
  13. Scriblerus: #16 - Rodri - Manchester City
  14. Sky Blue Red: #12 - Matheus Cunha - Wolves
  15. Stevondo8: #12 - Matheus Cunha - Wolves
  16. suheilsworld: #16 - Ben Mee - Brentford
  17. troylocker: #16 - Timo Werner - Tottenham Hotspur

Successful bonus cards used
  1. sallycinnamin - Diogo Jota (MD24: Liverpool v Burnley)
  2. DJ_21 - Martin Odegaard (MD25: Burnley v Arsenal)
  3. antohan - Cody Gakpo (MD26: Liverpool v Luton Town)
  4. sallycinnamin - Douglas Luiz (MD26: Aston Villa v Nottingham Forest)
  5. Sky Blue Red - Douglas Luiz (MD26: Aston Villa v Nottingham Forest)
  6. Stevondo8 - Cody Gakpo (MD26: Liverpool v Luton Town)
  7. Wilt - Cody Gakpo (MD26: Liverpool v Luton Town)
  8. Fanatic 00237 - Martin Odegaard (MD27: Sheffield Utd v Arsenal)
  9. P-Nut - Martin Odegaard (MD27: Sheffield Utd v Arsenal)
  10. subotai - Marcus Rashford (MD27: Man City v Man Utd)
  11. V.O. - Bruno Fernandes (MD28: Manchester United v Everton)
  12. Annihilate Now! - Cole Palmer (MD30: Chelsea v Burnley)
  13. Paul the Wolf - Cole Palmer (MD30: Chelsea v Burnley)
  14. antohan - Alexander Isak (MD31: Newcastle v Everton)
  15. DJ_21 - Alexander Isak (MD31: Newcastle v Everton)
MD32's deadline for if anyone wants to use a bonus card or substitute (post here): Saturday 6th April 2024 at 11:20am BST.

So far:
Bonus Card (#1) - troylocker - Cole Palmer (Sheffield Utd v Chelsea)
Substitute - troylocker - Timo Werner on for Evan Ferguson
Substitute - Scriblerus - Rodri on for Christopher Nkunku
Bonus Card (#1) - awop - Douglas Luiz (Aston Villa v Brentford)
Bonus Card (#2) - Wilt - Cole Palmer (Sheffield Utd v Chelsea)
 
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It's the Palmer Isak show clearly

Turns out the kid is more Andy Cole than Carlton Palmer
 
Going to use a bonus card on Luiz please @Damien
 
Maybe only a suggestion for next competition another idea:
6 goalscorers :1point extra
7 goalscorers: 2points extra
8 goalscorers :3 points extra

Just a thought or could be altered. 5 goalscorers in itself is very hard but anything above should be rewarded.
Only an idea mind you.
 
I know how you feel also had Edouard but he's on the missing list along with Evan Ferguson and it's those lesser pick that can make some difference but not with these two and particularly Edouard.

Edouard suddenly reappears and now scores - typical.
Hope Cunha starts scoring now he's back from injury.
 
Edouard suddenly reappears and now scores - typical.
Hope Cunha starts scoring now he's back from injury.
I know you couldn't make it up. Hopefully as you say Cunha on the way back as he was absolutely flying there before his injury.
 
Absolutely barren last weekend. Nothing doing. Wouldn't say there's many updates to do goalscorers wise.
 
Rankings after MD32
MD32 was a quiet one but a good opportunity for the lower scorers to pick up some points.

The following players scored during MD32 (lists on at the time in brackets):
  • 1 goal for Odsonne Edouard (13)
  • 1 goal for Bruno Fernandes (7)
  • 1 goal for Marcus Tavernier (2)
Rankings after MD32
RankUsernameGoalsMD32 Scorers
1Annihilate Now!30
2P-Nut28
3Wilt27B.FernandesSub31
4Paul the Wolf26
5Angel00125EdouardSub26
=DanNistelrooy25Edouard, TavernierSub26
=Demon Barber25
=troylocker25B.Fernandes
9DJ_2124
=Wing Attack Plan R24Edouard
11antohan23
12sallycinnamin21Edouard
=Stevondo821Edouard
14Bogga20Edouard
=Gator Nate20Edouard
=Samid20
=V.O.20B.Fernandes
18BristolMick19
=Glow19Edouard
=subotai19
21Edgar Allan Pillow18Edouard
=Fanatic 0023718EdouardSub26
=Herculean18
=JB718B.Fernandes
=Maluco18
26Scriblerus17Edouard
27DarnleyDevil716
28Big-Red15Edouard, B.Fernandes
=Sky Blue Red15B.Fernandes, Tavernier
30IRN-BRUno14
=PRabbit14B.Fernandes
32awop13
33Red in STL10Edouard
34suheilsworld9

Remaining bonus cards left
3 cards left: Angel001, Big-Red, Bogga, BristolMick, DarnleyDevil7, Edgar Allan Pillow, Gator Nate, Glow, Herculean, JB7, Maluco, PRabbit, Red in STL, Samid, Scriblerus, suheilsworld,
2 cards left: awop, DanNistelrooy, IRN-BRUno, P-Nut, Paul the Wolf, troylocker, V.O.
1 card left: Annihilate Now!, antohan, Demon Barber, Fanatic 00237, Sky Blue Red, Stevondo8, Wilt
0 cards left: DJ_21, sallycinnamin, subotai, Wing Attack Plan R

Remaining substitutes left
  1. Big-Red: #18 - Andreas Pereira - Tottenham Hotspur
  2. BristolMick: #16 - Abdoulaye Doucoure - Everton
  3. DarnleyDevil7: #6 - Douglas Luiz - Aston Villa
  4. Demon Barber: #12 - Matheus Cunha - Wolves
  5. DJ_21: #28 - Danilo - Nottingham Forest
  6. Edgar Allan Pillow: #18 - Cody Gakpo - Liverpool
  7. Glow: #34 - Jacob Bruun Larsen - Burnley
  8. Herculean: #8 - Mathias Jensen - Brentford
  9. JB7: #22 - Kaoru Mitoma - Brighton & Hove Albion
  10. Maluco: #52 - Oscar Bobb - Manchester City
  11. Red in STL: #10 - Morgan Gibbs-White - Nottingham Forest
  12. Samid: #66 - Trent Alexander-Arnold - Liverpool
  13. Sky Blue Red: #12 - Matheus Cunha - Wolves
  14. Stevondo8: #12 - Matheus Cunha - Wolves
  15. suheilsworld: #16 - Ben Mee - Brentford

Successful bonus cards used
  1. sallycinnamin - Diogo Jota (MD24: Liverpool v Burnley)
  2. DJ_21 - Martin Odegaard (MD25: Burnley v Arsenal)
  3. antohan - Cody Gakpo (MD26: Liverpool v Luton Town)
  4. sallycinnamin - Douglas Luiz (MD26: Aston Villa v Nottingham Forest)
  5. Sky Blue Red - Douglas Luiz (MD26: Aston Villa v Nottingham Forest)
  6. Stevondo8 - Cody Gakpo (MD26: Liverpool v Luton Town)
  7. Wilt - Cody Gakpo (MD26: Liverpool v Luton Town)
  8. Fanatic 00237 - Martin Odegaard (MD27: Sheffield Utd v Arsenal)
  9. P-Nut - Martin Odegaard (MD27: Sheffield Utd v Arsenal)
  10. subotai - Marcus Rashford (MD27: Man City v Man Utd)
  11. V.O. - Bruno Fernandes (MD28: Manchester United v Everton)
  12. Annihilate Now! - Cole Palmer (MD30: Chelsea v Burnley)
  13. Paul the Wolf - Cole Palmer (MD30: Chelsea v Burnley)
  14. antohan - Alexander Isak (MD31: Newcastle v Everton)
  15. DJ_21 - Alexander Isak (MD31: Newcastle v Everton)
MD33's deadline for if anyone wants to use a bonus card or substitute (post here): Saturday 13th April 2024 at 11:20am BST.

So far:
Bonus Card (#3) - Annihilate Now! - Cole Palmer (Chelsea v Everton)
Bonus Card (#1) - DarnleyDevil7 - Rodri (Man City v Luton)
Substitute - DarnleyDevil7 - Douglas Luiz in for Christopher Nkunku
Substitute - Stevondo8 - Matheus Cunha in for Evan Ferguso
 
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Maybe only a suggestion for next competition another idea:
6 goalscorers :1point extra
7 goalscorers: 2points extra
8 goalscorers :3 points extra

Just a thought or could be altered. 5 goalscorers in itself is very hard but anything above should be rewarded.
Only an idea mind you.
Thanks for the suggestion. When this competition is over I'll ask what people thought, any changes etc.
 
I've not missed anything as far as I know - look at "14". I have them all on different lines so it doesn't get too crowded.
Oh wow, you have them in chronological order :lol:

Damobot, bloody hell :eek:
 
Thanks. Feels like Chelsea have played quite a few Monday night games this season

Random question, have we established what happens if your bonus pick doesn't play at all? Say if Palmer got injured between now and Monday.
 
As of now it is tough luck but end of season when discussing further adjustments we could have it so if the bonus pick doesn't play, the card isn't used.
Tough shit sounds more reasonable, same as it would be if the guy plays and gets injured ten minutes into it, or comes on with 3mins to go.
 
Wish I'd held off on subbing Cunha didn't think he'd be back for the remainder of the season.He's after getting 2 goals already.
 
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Keeps happening off to a flyer yesterday Isak with 2 goals then nothing for the rest of the weekend. That's the way it goes.