The ‘why are you talking about Haaland scoring in an Erling Haaland thread’ take is hilarious 
Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City
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No hattrick, what's the point with him even
We’d be title contenders had we bought him. He’s that good. Painful to see.
Genuinely think any of the top 6 would be with him.
I think Haalands group also wanted a low buyout clause which we dint want to provide but BVB were happy to set
All he does is score goals....at a rate no human in history has done at his age
19 goals in 12 games.
He's going to get 20 in the first week of October
He's going to get 20 in the first week of October
Haaland is the same height as Usain Bolt
Its his constant scanning of the defenders and space, if you watch his head movement its just relentlessly looking for where the defenders are and he either drags them out of position and then moves into the space or he runs at space the defenders leave. I dont think there are currently any other strikers who are doing this as scanning as frequently as he does. It means he is dictating to the defenders where he wants them. The best signing any club has made in recent years by a massive distance.
I’m kinda the same. We are not competing against city in any competition. So I’m fascinated to see him do something crazy like scoring 40 premier league goals and 20 UCL goals. A record that makes a mockery of anything that’s happened before.
Today is another game where he’s brought off after scoring 2 goals. Pep has robbed him of 2 more hat tricks!
And we got ighalo instead
It’s the reverse griezmann
Just that pep plays him in the first half and then job done
No we wouldn't.
Jesus Wept.
I can't stand City or that overgrown alien looking Cnut.
What would please me is him going on the longest CF goal drought in history. I'm a fecking United fan.
Even 1cm lower
That's actually more incredible w.r.t Bolt.He’ll probably murder Pep after the game. Robbed of a double hat-trick here
Forest would be if they had him.
Cool
Agreed. Bizarre that this is even a question.
With 28 goals (in 22 games) he has just overtaken Mario Gomez (26/44) and Edin Dzeko (26/65) as well as Luis Suarez and Rivaldo (27/73, both) in the CL all time goalscorers list. Next up Giggs (28/145), Trezeguet (29/58), Makkay (29,61), Kluivert (29/71), Griezmann, Eto, Rooney and Kaka (30/all around 80).
This is fecking mental
This is fecking mental
I really hope he starts dreaming of Madrid sooner than later. He's the type of monster that would be playing for us in the SAF era 
How is that bizarre? Great players are appreciated, regardless of the team they play for. I am a United fan and I fecking love Haaland, although that might be because I'm Norwegian.
What does this have to do with Daley Blind?
Obviously nothing. Somehow it quoted that post too.
Ok. Well I think you answered the question on your original post when you mentioned you're Norwegian. I get why you'd want to see him succeed. I just think it's odd that United fans want to see how well a player that plays for City can do. I want to see him crash and burn.
It's not. I'm a United fan and a Norwegian, and I can't stand the cnut.
Sorry mate but that's just nonsense. There's never been anything like Haaland in the modern era. It's not only on the PL where he's doing it, it's every league and competition he plays in. He's ahead of Suarez for example in CL goals now already and he's 22 FFS. He's different gravy.
He's the new Gary Linekar.
As a United fan from Sweden he’s feckin annoying.
Gotta admit I don't watch city but I found myself watching the first half just to see if he'd continue his crazy scoring form.
We could be looking at 50+ goal season at this rate, you'd imagine he will have a game where he manages to score more than 3 in this city side.
We could be looking at 50+ goal season at this rate, you'd imagine he will have a game where he manages to score more than 3 in this city side.
I'm sick of him already.
Pep usually takes him off early.
6 more games in the league to break Jamie Vardy's record.
Pep the tosser left him on for every single minute against us!
Wasn’t that 19 games in a row?
Gomez also scored with his cock. Something Haaland is yet to achieve. Gomez is clear.
This deserves more lols than it did
Assuming he’s immune to Pep roulette, it’s time to ask the question: will he get close to, or even beat Dixie Dean’s record? At the moment, he’s on course for 59 PL goals if he plays every game: one short.
Nope, he'll miss games, he'll get rotated if the Arsenal don't maintain their title charge and it becomes a procession. Plus he'll absolutely have a dry spell. Might only be 3 games or so but it'll happen.