Gambit
Desperately wants to be a Muppet
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Part 4: Gripes
Now I can fill the caf with gripes and plot holes, but I'm not going to as they don't matter a jot. Some one said earlier we nitpick Bay films yet give this a by. The reason, because they don't matter, the film itself was enjoyable so you do forgive it everything. If at the point of Batman returning within the last hours of the countdown and having a hollywood send off you care more about the facrt that he has recovered from having his back broken and made a full recovery from every injury he's ever had whilst become super srong, over the journey you've been on then maybe you need to lighten up.
I will happily nitpick a film to death if it was crap and pretends to be something it's not whilst getting praise from the highest quarters even though overall it dull, boring and shit (NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, INCEPTION are prime examples). This though, this was a big goodbye to everyone and it was waving us off on a great fun ride. It was Nolan riding the bomb, stark naked, bollocks dangling in the wind and every other metaphor I can think of for not giving a shit other than enjoy the ride. It was a send of for us all and damned be sense and sensibility.
Well except for one gripe.......
and for me it was the biggest in the whole film. The Whole series. The one thing that I couldn't reconcile.
Alfred would never, ever, ever, ever leave Bruce. Don't justify it, don't argue it, it just wouldn't happen.
Superman would in cold blood murder Lois Lane and declare himself an anarchist. Bond would be impotent.
Alfred though would never ever leave.
I will happily nitpick a film to death if it was crap and pretends to be something it's not whilst getting praise from the highest quarters even though overall it dull, boring and shit (NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, INCEPTION are prime examples). This though, this was a big goodbye to everyone and it was waving us off on a great fun ride. It was Nolan riding the bomb, stark naked, bollocks dangling in the wind and every other metaphor I can think of for not giving a shit other than enjoy the ride. It was a send of for us all and damned be sense and sensibility.
Well except for one gripe.......
and for me it was the biggest in the whole film. The Whole series. The one thing that I couldn't reconcile.
Alfred would never, ever, ever, ever leave Bruce. Don't justify it, don't argue it, it just wouldn't happen.
Superman would in cold blood murder Lois Lane and declare himself an anarchist. Bond would be impotent.
Alfred though would never ever leave.