Next Next Chelsea Manager? | Ah sh*t here we go again | Premier League and McDonald's Hall of Famer Lampard in charge (temporarily?)

[Raven]

Delicious news. Shite manager.

 

[Isotope]

While he’s doing good, let’s hope he has enough time to manage well.

certainly. Manager needs time, their own players, DNA, etc.

 

[Isotope]

Now that I am back home, let me post my detailed analysis on this development:

Spoiler: Detailed analysis

Feels that you need to add more details, but everything is spot on.

 

[mshnsh]

Now that I am back home, let me post my detailed analysis on this development:

Spoiler: Detailed analysis

Incredibly insightful.

 

[mshnsh]

funniest thing is how deep the British media is up his arse. Appointing him is an "unexpected moment of logic", says jJeremy Wilson from The Telegraph. It's "the first sensible thing Chelsea's owners have done", adds Oliver Kay from The Athletic.

all you can do is laugh. He keeps getting these jobs solely because of his name, and the media happily laps it up.

He is English and the English media loves one of their own.

 

[mshnsh]

I heard they're getting Enrique ? Great option unfortunately. I think he'll transform them.

Enrique is overrated.

 

[Dancfc]

Boehly sacked Tuchel for Potter and Lampard

Thankfully the English media will protect Frank...contrast to how Ole is spoken about in the media, I doubt Lampard or Gerrard can ever finish 3rd and 2nd against Pep/Klopp.

Get that contract out put it on the table.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Maybe tonight is the game he will win

Naaaah

 

[Barthez]

Imagine the unthinkable that he manages to take 2 clubs down in one season.

 

[Bastian]

They can't do worse if they sack him, can they?

 

[hp88]

They can't do worse if they sack him, can they?

They look like a toxic club at the moment, not sure why anyone credible will want to go them.

 

[Chief123]

It’s as close to the worst possible set of results big Frank could have wished for.

His appointment is doing nothing else than destroying his reputation as a manager.

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Give it Rafa till the end of the season.

(He's free, no?)

 

[TheGodsInRed]

John Terry till the end of the season?

 

[Shane88]

Might struggle to even get punditry gigs if he keeps this up. Looking like a massive joke.

 

[Andersonson]

Is there a slight slight chance for them to still go down?

 

[Gazza]

Chelsea are 100% still beating us at Old Trafford.

 

[duffer]

Is there a slight slight chance for them to still go down?

In the way there's a chance you could win the lotto jackpot tomorrow, yes.

 

[Trophy Room]

Chelsea are 100% still beating us at Old Trafford.

Exactly, I can see it already

 

[CallyRed]

Time for the return of the tinker man

 

[Top]

Chelsea are 100% still beating us at Old Trafford.

I really want them to go into the match against us with a few wins in the bag.

 

[Semper Fudge]

It’s as close to the worst possible set of results big Frank could have wished for.

His appointment is doing nothing else than destroying his reputation as a manager.

It is literally the worst, they've lost every game.

 

[McGrathsipan]

Imagine the unthinkable that he manages to take 2 clubs down in one season.

I think it's too late but Chelsea are genuinely the worst team in the league at the minute.

If there was a few more games left I'd be very worried if I was a Chelsea fan

 

[Andersonson]

In the way there's a chance you could win the lotto jackpot tomorrow, yes.

Lets pray for both

 

[Lecland07]

Yeah, probably should have stuck with Potter to the end of this season. At least, they used to make some chances and didn't concede many goals.

Lampard undid every positive there was in the way they played.

 

[Zen86]

It’s as close to the worst possible set of results big Frank could have wished for.

His appointment is doing nothing else than destroying his reputation as a manager.

He had a reputation?

 

[Chief123]

It is literally the worst, they've lost every game.

I didn’t go that far as worse would be scoring no goals at all and conceding a few more.

 

[Chief123]

He had a reputation?

Even shit managers have some reputation of value with lower teams. At this moment Lampard wouldn’t even get an U21 role.

 

[Maluco]

I think anyone coming in would be wise watching these games. There are very clearly players that are running and trying but getting no direction or coaching, and there are very clearly players that aren’t giving anything at all.

Any new manager, knowing that they have to clear players out first, would do well to be watching games. There is definitely a dressing room issue at Chelsea.

 

[horsechoker]

There is definitely a dressing room issue at Chelsea.

I'd get rid of the dressing room and make them change in the car park

 

[Maluco]

I'd get rid of the dressing room and make them change in the car park

I know you’re joking but some of them really do deserve it

 

[RedPed]

The highest they could end up this season is 10th!! That's just mad!

 

[Revaulx]

Chelsea are 100% still beating us at Old Trafford.

I very much doubt it. You do realise our home record is really good?

If we had to play them away though…

 

[Revaulx]

Even shit managers have some reputation of value with lower teams. At this moment Lampard wouldn’t even get an U21 role.

Course he would. The press adore him and will be pressurising gullible chairmen to give him another chance. One of them is bound to.

 

[Gazza]

I very much doubt it. You do realise our home record is really good?

If we had to play them away though…

Yes, I do! You do realize that we have to lose at some point?

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

I think anyone coming in would be wise watching these games. There are very clearly players that are running and trying but getting no direction or coaching, and there are very clearly players that aren’t giving anything at all.

Any new manager, knowing that they have to clear players out first, would do well to be watching games. There is definitely a dressing room issue at Chelsea.

Obviously, since they can't fit all their players in it.

 

[No Love]

We want seven!

@Seven

 

[Chief123]

Yes, I do! You do realize that we have to lose at some point?

I’m a pessimist when Utd play. Always worried where the opponents will hurt us.

However, I could not be any more confident and relaxed at the thought of this Chelsea team coming to Old trafford. They are absolutely abysmal. I’ll be gutted if we don’t put them to the sword.

 

[Revaulx]

Yes, I do! You do realize that we have to lose at some point?

True. Loads of people thought Villa would beat us.

 

[Gazza]

I’m a pessimist when Utd play. Always worried where the opponents will hurt us.

However, I could not be any more confident and relaxed at the thought of this Chelsea team coming to Old trafford. They are absolutely abysmal. I’ll be gutted if we don’t put them to the sword.

Yep, my post was more of a Sod's Law suggestion that their run will come to an end against us. We look like a team very much running on fumes, and considering Chelsea have a good record at OT historically then it wouldn't surprise me, but sure anyone can see that United are in better shape than Chelsea right now.