fecking hell Nathan? What's happening to all these Brazilian names?
Nathan
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Bert is next. Followed by Geoff.
Next up will be Dave and Paul.
This signing is surely negative for their U19's team
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
Royal Mouscron-Peruwelz
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
Nathan, Fred, Anderson, Kenedy, Walter...Brazilian football is going down the drain.
Yeah, no. That name
Could have at least added the 'inho.Little Nathan would sound way cooler.
Why is every single young Brazilian player touted as "the next big thing" did anyone see Germany take them apart with 7 goals in the world cup semis?
Hmmmmm, lets see, could it be something to do with dodgy S.American player ownership rights and big manager signing-on windfalls?
Hmmmmm, lets see, could it be something to do with dodgy S.American player ownership rights and big manager signing-on windfalls?
Whats the most boring name you could give a Brazilian? Clive?
Drill Bit
They're never going to make it back to being the world's best with names like these.
They're not even trying anymore
These names just get funnier and funnier.
Apparently the story was accidentally leaked by his teammate, Thiago Mosquito
http://www.eurosport.com/football/p...t-to-land-sami-khedira_sto4678001/story.shtml
Brazil team-mate leaks news of starlet signing with Chelsea on Instagram: 19-year-old Brazilian Nathan has signed with Chelsea. Just as his compatriot Thiago Mosquito. Nathan was reportedly finalising his move to the Blues when Mosquito commented on an Instagram picture, saying "Welcome to Chelsea NathanAllan10." Nathan and Mosquito played together at Atletico Paranaense last year and were also team-mates on Brazil's U-17 team. Now they're breaking each other's news.
Paper Round's view: Could Mosquito have known about Nathan's deal before anyone else? Sure, it's possible, but it's unlikely. Mosquito probably just knew that Nathan was putting the finishing touches on his deal, assumed it got done and tweeted him congratulations. After all, it looks like the deal is happening. But it's way more fun (frightening?) to imagine we're in a world where teenagers break transfers on social media.
Apparently the story was accidentally leaked by his teammate, Thiago Mosquito
http://www.eurosport.com/football/p...t-to-land-sami-khedira_sto4678001/story.shtml
Brazil team-mate leaks news of starlet signing with Chelsea on Instagram: 19-year-old Brazilian Nathan has signed with Chelsea. Just as his compatriot Thiago Mosquito. Nathan was reportedly finalising his move to the Blues when Mosquito commented on an Instagram picture, saying "Welcome to Chelsea NathanAllan10." Nathan and Mosquito played together at Atletico Paranaense last year and were also team-mates on Brazil's U-17 team. Now they're breaking each other's news.
Paper Round's view: Could Mosquito have known about Nathan's deal before anyone else? Sure, it's possible, but it's unlikely. Mosquito probably just knew that Nathan was putting the finishing touches on his deal, assumed it got done and tweeted him congratulations. After all, it looks like the deal is happening. But it's way more fun (frightening?) to imagine we're in a world where teenagers break transfers on social media.
Mosquito is a very highly rated young player himself I believe.
What a name
What position does he play? I hope he never does a Suarez and bites someone.
Thiago Mosquito sucks.
What a name
What position does he play? I hope he never does a Suarez and bites someone.
Never seen him play tbh, just read a few reports on him. I believe he is an attacking midfielder/winger.
Won't be long before we are hearing Brazilians with names like Gordon, Jim, Roger and Geoff.
What a name
What position does he play? I hope he never does a Suarez and bites someone.
He plays on the wing.
Or sometimes on the leg, or torso, or wherever else there's warm blood.
I heard he buzzes around all over the field!
Mamadou
These names just get funnier and funnier.
Apparently the story was accidentally leaked by his teammate, Thiago Mosquito
http://www.eurosport.com/football/p...t-to-land-sami-khedira_sto4678001/story.shtml
Brazil team-mate leaks news of starlet signing with Chelsea on Instagram: 19-year-old Brazilian Nathan has signed with Chelsea. Just as his compatriot Thiago Mosquito. Nathan was reportedly finalising his move to the Blues when Mosquito commented on an Instagram picture, saying "Welcome to Chelsea NathanAllan10." Nathan and Mosquito played together at Atletico Paranaense last year and were also team-mates on Brazil's U-17 team. Now they're breaking each other's news.
Paper Round's view: Could Mosquito have known about Nathan's deal before anyone else? Sure, it's possible, but it's unlikely. Mosquito probably just knew that Nathan was putting the finishing touches on his deal, assumed it got done and tweeted him congratulations. After all, it looks like the deal is happening. But it's way more fun (frightening?) to imagine we're in a world where teenagers break transfers on social media.
Yaya Banana made it (if Sochaux counts).
Come on now, I just read up on this. Male mosquitos survive on flower nectar and juices - how the f*** is our friend Thiago ingesting those then? Osmosis?
The boy sucks I tell you.
The boy sucks I tell you.