Name change.

Anyway, I'll leave you to think up something a bit wittier. I'll check in later for the results. I hope it's funny, and has the initials TN.
 
in fairness to nev, i do think he should get his name back.
 
This is what we came up with. Please take a moment to accept this will now be your name forever more.
 
You asked for it in the OP. In fact you specifically asked them to do their worst with a name change that has the initials TN.

So why are you still complaining thick numpty?