Name Change?
- Thread starter Gaz.
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I'm in a good mood today...
Your prayers have been answered.
Inside my head, I have the plan all sorted. After we enter your office, I will march up to your boss's office and knock curtly three times. If he hesitates to say 'Come In' or 'Enter', I will break through his window with my head. If he does invite me in immediately, I will kick open the door, and run straight for him. As I gather momentum, I will jump up and do a karate kick kung-fu leg drop thing reminiscent of Tekken and Mortal Kombat. After that blow has landed, I will rip off the 'Delete' key on his keyboard and repeatedly beat him in the head with it.
After I have finished with that, and his forehead has the word 'Deleted' imprinted all over him, I shall come for you. I will hunt you down with my 7th sense. When I have located you, I will go straight for your jugular with my teeth and sink my jaws into your life-line. As life slips away from you, and the hazy mist takes over your eyes, the last image you will see, will be me ripping off the 'Delete' button from your keyboard and punching you again and again with it, in your head.
Inside my head, I have the plan all sorted. After we enter your office, I will march up to your boss's office and knock curtly three times. If he hesitates to say 'Come In' or 'Enter', I will break through his window with my head. If he does invite me in immediately, I will kick open the door, and run straight for him. As I gather momentum, I will jump up and do a karate kick kung-fu leg drop thing reminiscent of Tekken and Mortal Kombat. After that blow has landed, I will rip off the 'Delete' key on his keyboard and repeatedly beat him in the head with it.
After I have finished with that, and his forehead has the word 'Deleted' imprinted all over him, I shall come for you. I will hunt you down with my 7th sense. When I have located you, I will go straight for your jugular with my teeth and sink my jaws into your life-line. As life slips away from you, and the hazy mist takes over your eyes, the last image you will see, will be me ripping off the 'Delete' button from your keyboard and punching you again and again with it, in your head.
Jesus H. Christ. Inside your head is a very, very dark place.
I didn't actually mean to post or type that.
Good to see your name was changed. Saved me coming over and imprinting 'Delete' into random peoples heads.
Good to see your name was changed. Saved me coming over and imprinting 'Delete' into random peoples heads.
Yes. Yes it does.
Now let's all try and be cool now.
Just like the Fonz.
(Mummy, I'm frightened of the scary man...)
I'm not scary!
Doesn't matter, I will spend my life hunting you.
my dreams have came true, i've always wanted a gay stalker
Does that make you a gay, depressed and lonely man?
of course, but not as gay, depressed and lonely as you
Touché.
I'm well chuffed.
Even better in quotes.
You got your name changed yet you couldn't even swindle an avatar of Jermaine Stewart for me.
Are you going to keep it Spoony?
Couple of weeks.
And the campaign is on going, Spammy.
And the campaign is on going, Spammy.
Hey bhagwan. That's terrible, Spoonez el grande.
I don't get it. Who was GazM before?
He was a recently promoted newbie going by djgaz something.
a pubert dj product of the newbies
not appreciated....
Please mods, I'd like my nickname to be changed into : Zell, if it's possible
but then you won't be named after Brad Friedel anymore
can i be called "PhillipeSenderos'sArse" from now on.
no worries if you can't, lads. Cheers.
no worries if you can't, lads. Cheers.
I'd quite like to be called lynchie from now on... cheers
On the weekends can I have my name changed to UBERShirley?
you are gay and you know that, you are a Girish in disguise
You seem to be fixated with Girish. And then there's the irony of someone with that username with the telltale mixture of upper and lower case letters accusing someone else of being gay.
I'd like Suresh's name to be changed to 'WhoThefeckIsAvramGrant?'.
Please mods, I'd like my nickname to be changed into : Zell, if it's possible
wouldn't "Matchday thread Wum" be more appropriate ?
feck off, cnut.