My new favourite band
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Given me a massive hard on
How fecking embarrassing..... Ellen is obviously only interested in fecking the mother.
Entertainer? I could think of a few more appropriate words that end in "-er".
My 74 year old father saw this and summed it up perfectly
with "what a fecking gobshite!"
with "what a fecking gobshite!"
Haha!
They're one those bands that you'd come across in some shitty dive down the country. You'd grin and bear their schtick for about a half an hour then the desire to cut your own face off would overwhelm you.
That young lad is going to be doing that for the rest of his life in church halls and shitty pubs..... and I dont for one minute believe that she's their natural mother,
1. there's no way a woman that square could've been rode twice!
2. No mother, not even one from cork, would write a song about a lad pissed out his mind on tequila riding a hooker and then have her kids sing it to each other while thrusting at each other...
To be honest crystal swing are up there with the catholic sex scandal as the most embarrassing things about Ireland IMO
1. there's no way a woman that square could've been rode twice!
2. No mother, not even one from cork, would write a song about a lad pissed out his mind on tequila riding a hooker and then have her kids sing it to each other while thrusting at each other...
To be honest crystal swing are up there with the catholic sex scandal as the most embarrassing things about Ireland IMO
Call it exaggeration if you want, but in my opinion Crystal Swing are a thousand times worse than the Catholic sex scandal.
No, no I can buy that!
Don't think this has been posted anywhere yet?
It's brilliant.
It's brilliant.
Did none of you fcukers listen to this then?
You utter cnuts.
You utter cnuts.
Aye, that's quite well done, to be fair.
The mother weirds me out the most. She has a look in her eyes that says 'I've done something terrible, and this is the only way to stop myself from thinking about it. Also I'm pretty certain my children are shagging'.
The mother weirds me out the most. She has a look in her eyes that says 'I've done something terrible, and this is the only way to stop myself from thinking about it. Also I'm pretty certain my children are shagging'.
i gorging on all this now, thanks lads.,
This bastarding song was in my head all day today.